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The Worcester Renaissance Is Off To A Rough Start

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This is what the “renaissance” looks like in downtown Worcester…..

Oh look, it’s exactly what Worcester looked like five years ago. But what about all the cool buildings? Isn’t there a Jimmy John’s down there now too? How could this be? You build nice shit and and junkies magically disappear. That’s how gentrification works.

Of course there was no shortage of people who came out to condemn the OP for taking a picture of a public display of debauchery and post it to a Worcester Facebook group known for public displays of debauchery…

Shame them? They have no shame. They’re sleeping in their pajamas in the middle of the Worcester Common at noon on a Monday. If any of them has any shame left and somehow sees this post, at the very least it might be the kick in the balls they need to finally get clean. Or just keep protecting their feelings. Whatever you feel is better for their recovery.

Then there’s this hero….

I have a better idea Michael, why don’t YOU go over there and check up on them? Oh right, you’re just gonna virtue signal from your computer instead. Carry on.

The excuse machine was also out in full form…

HAHAAHHA!! They sleep through the day. Must work nights! Newsflash hun – the homeless are junkies. That’s why they’re homeless. Because they spend all their handjob money on smack. If you’ve ever taken a nap on the Worcester Common, you’re a drug addict. There’s no possible way this could ever happen to a normal human being. Ever.

This was a good one….

Oh OK. She knows what they took by looking at the picture. For sure. Turns out they weren’t all fucked up on one drug, they were fucked up on the other drug. That’s way better. Because it totally matters what substance they took to end up like this. It’s OK to take a mid-day nap on a City Hall bench so long as you’re fucked up on a drug that isn’t heroin. Definitely.

And finally there was this…..

Paging attorney Richard N. Vulva!! We have a real good case for slander here. Sure, it’s not spoken defamation, but it’s probably illegal. Are you telling me that you’re allowed to take pictures in the middle of the public square and then post them to a public Facebook forum where people discuss the dirty underbelly of Worcester? What kind of country am I living in where people have all these freedoms? Feelings should ALWAYS come before freedoms. Always!!

The bottom line is I can’t wait to watch the Worcester “Renaissance” fail. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to see Worcester become a real city. But the fact of the matter is that these are the folks who run the City of Worcester:

And they’re handing out clean needles at City Hall, this is what you get:

Game over.

33 Comment(s)
  • renaissance
    May 23, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    What Worcester needs is a crew that scoops these bench sleepers up while they are on the nod, then deposits them on the yards of homes of the ‘ruling class’ of Worcester…and maybe also on the porches of some of their magical FB defenders.

    That would be a great opportunity for these altruistic politicians and junkie/ratchet defenders to put their compassion to work.

  • GingyKidd
    May 22, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    You can’t polish a turd. Simple as that.

  • NJ Turtlebacker
    May 22, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Worcester is to Boston as Newark, NJ is to New York City and as Trenton, NJ is to Philadelphia. No amount of public money (or unicorn farts) will change that.

    And there’s no private money with any real incentive to do so, either. Any time a private business in Worcester puts out nice things, those nice things get stolen. Spruce things up, pave your parking lot and install pretty new sinage? The locals just treat it like the countries they came from . . . literally dump household waste right in the middle and leave it there for somebody else to worry about. Attempt to enforce civil and respectable dress and codes of personal conduct? City officials will wag their fingers at you just for trying and might even charge you with violating somebody’s “rights.”

    None of this will change until elected officials grow a pair, take some risks and start to lead by example.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Frank Sinatra
      May 22, 2018 at 8:32 pm

      Spot on, except Philly is the biggest shithole on the East coast, followed closely by Baltimore, Bridgeport, and pretty much every city/township in NJ except Hoboken.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Petty
    May 22, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Now thats my idea of diversity except we could use some trans gendered junkies Maybe Northampton could help us out there

    • Fed Up
      May 22, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Lets not forget the rampant vandal graffiti that losers spray onto expensive new property that taxpaying citizens invested their life savings into.

      The city’s response? FINE THE TAXPAYING PERSON WHO BUILT IT!?!?!?!

      Property owners should get a bylaw allowing them to shoot vandals using spray cans on their properties on sight and allow them to sue the parents for the cost of the bullets, cleanup and disposal.

  • Screw PC
    May 22, 2018 at 10:22 am

    If you want to clean up the neighborhood, first go after the assholes that enable the junkies like the cunts that posted shit defending them. Blast the fuck out of them until they shut the fuck up once and for all. Then when their support is gone, walk up to the junkies with a few friends and make vids while beat the fuck out of them Clockwork Orange style, then upload them to WorldStar so it becomes a trend for rachets to beat up junkies. They’ll eventually go away.

  • Jealousy
    May 22, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Here we go again with the biggest bunch of whiners complaining about all the freedom these people downtown have while they are stuck at a dead end 9-5. Maybe if you all set your priorities straight and worked towards your goals you too could stop and smell the roses or take in a little sun on a beautiful spring day. In the meantime I’ll get back to absolutely nothing since I don’t work and do whatever I want when the mood strikes. You hate us cause you ain’t us.

    • XXX
      May 22, 2018 at 11:08 am

      You’re right. There’s all kinds of fun shit you can do to a passed out junkie.

      1. Walk over and pour lighter fluid on his feet and set them on fire, and take bets on how long it takes for him to wake up
      2. Steal his skag out of his pocket and plant it on the guy next to him, wake up the first guy and tell him you saw the other guy steal his drugs, then watch them stab each other
      3. Put laxatives in his bottled water and tie his shoelaces together
      4. Take a magic marker and write “KKK” on his t-shirt

      The best thing is to just walk over and pour the rest of his drugs into his open drooling mouth and watch him die foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

      • BucketNutz
        May 22, 2018 at 12:15 pm

        (5) Scatter bird or sunflower seed around them & watch the critters congregate. That way you don’t have to touch them either!

      • Hughbo Mont
        May 22, 2018 at 1:45 pm

        No. 4 Write TRUMP MAGA on his t-shirt

    • Roadgoat
      May 22, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Spoken like a true moron. Hmmm….how did you plan ahead, crawl from under a wet piece of cardboard earlier than usual so you could be first in line to apply for disability? Your true brain power shines through when you say people who work are jealous of junkboxes, whores and other forms of leeches. Must feel great wearing the same clothes for weeks, huh? The freedom to panhandler on different corners. Sleeping in a tarp tent …must attract a high quality of women. “Wanna come to my place for a tall boy and a couple Johnny’s?”
      Christ, you are pathetic. 90% of people look at a man hanging out during the day, not working (usually has a skank half his age tagging along, young, ugly broads are all this lioser can get to suck a dirty, inch worm that pisses sideways from std scars. Any who, oh yeah, we are so fuckin hopeful that we too may end up like YOU!! Hahahah

  • Billy Jack
    May 22, 2018 at 10:01 am

    Worcester is never changing, ever. If it was going to happen it would have by now. Every 10 years or so we hear the same old song and dance about Worcester finally turning that corner but nobody can’t change the fact that it’s 50 miles from Boston.

  • bigdaddy
    May 22, 2018 at 9:47 am

    11 am on a Monday why weren’t they at work or were they on their lunch break

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 22, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      Can’t you read???? One of the FB posters said they probably work nights.

    • Finn
      May 23, 2018 at 9:50 am

      I live in a studio with my girlfriend. Besides it qualifies as credit for her release conditions. I think it’s disgusting she gets stuck in essentially a crack house for what I consider to be minor infractions. Try getting someone into a half way house without state backing.

  • Wabbitt
    May 22, 2018 at 9:31 am

    Hey – Worcester is TOTALLY in a renaissance! Why, just yesterday there was only one puddle of vomit at the RTA hub. And today that puddle is dried up! Progress! And only two guys tried to sell me a bootleg iPhone charger instead of the usual four. Truly a city on the rise!

    Make sure you keep voting Democrat!

  • bigdaddy
    Jim Mcgovern
    May 22, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Leave them alone those are some of my most loyal voters

  • wormer
    Edward Augustus Jr.
    May 22, 2018 at 8:46 am

    As Worcester’s manager and its leading sodomite, I think that you are all overlooking the importance of diversity and inclusivity. Such sights provide me a welcome respite from my boring, enervating, languorous weekend reveries in my beautiful and tony Millis home. Speaking of Tony-YUM, but that’s another story!

  • G Soros
    May 22, 2018 at 8:41 am

    Come Election Day all of these useful idiots will be walking around with a fresh pack of Newports and their very own pint of rotgut. Breaking the bank of England was nothing. Breaking the us treasury, now that’s a lifetime achievement award that will cement my place in history!

  • Spunky
    May 22, 2018 at 7:56 am

    No normal human being with a lick of
    common sense would sit in that park, put their head back and rest their eyes, never mind take a nap. You know damn well you are going to be robbed by these lowlifes. They can put up all the new pretty buildings/hotels but that area will still be a drug pit full of criminal activity.
    Memories of the good ole days gone by: The Worcester Center, The Dream Machine Arcade, Pappa Ginos, Strawberries Records, Bob’s Roller Skating Rink, The Movie Cinema.

  • Phil
    May 22, 2018 at 7:11 am

    If you want to be a junkie and nod off in random public places I will take your picture, send it to all of my friends and make fun of you. Not my fault you CHOOSE to do drugs. Who cares about shaming these people? They will be dead before the year is through anyways. Disgusting

  • Clitty Litter
    May 22, 2018 at 7:03 am

    Looks like one of the SJW’s put some sunblock on them.
    Oh wait, they’ve just got the crack ash.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      May 22, 2018 at 11:20 am

      I used to work in Worcester when it was supposed to be “up and coming”. I had to go back because the state holds 99% of its meetings at the Dunkie Center so that those west of Worcester don’t have to travel the extra 30 miles to Boston and to bring in business in a depressed area marginally better than Springfield. Boy was I shocked! The street was all ripped up. There was NOBODY on the sidewalk sort of like Ramallah or something and the stores were all boarded up. Holeee sheeeit! Dresden after the bombing looked more put together. DO NOT EVER GO THERE!

      Sorry I have to use reply to comment but the comment box just takes off into another dimension and can’t ever be found again.

      • renaissance
        May 23, 2018 at 11:19 pm

        ” … takes off into another dimension and can’t ever be found again.” Much like the Worcester Renaissance itself!

  • Worm Town
    May 22, 2018 at 5:54 am

    Dunks at 7am meth heads still flying high from the night before waiting in line wound up like a spring, dick heads peaking pigeon ingresh holding upon the line arguing over expired coupons wiff da managers.

    Loud mouth “immigrants” shouting from the 3rd floor at the top of their lungs at the car outside that’s blowing the horn because blowing a car horn is a doorbell for some people.

    Vagrants wandering out of the bushes at stretching, smoking the first butt of the day. Dressed in shorts and tank top and looking crazy as F, not noticing its 50 degrees out. Clothes greasy and slick with dirt, smoking always smoking, begging for money always begging for other peoples money.

    Crossing a busy street at a 45 degree angle, won’t speed up for a Mack truck, ambling across unaware of anything but getting some butts and scratch tickets. Coffee then more drugs, before disappearing behind a building or into the landscaped bushes to “party”.

    Jackasses running the red light at 45 mph, 60 mph in a 30. Changing lanes yapping on the phone, Si hola. 4 foot 10 inch illegal alien driving a Chevy Suburban in 2 lanes at once, left on red, flipping the bird. African “refugee” running the stop signs and stopping for green lights, stops in the left lane and waves 5 kids across traffic to ride to school or wherever. Every public bathroom trashed, oh Worcester is a fine city.

    Worcester is a dump, it’s not character, it’s not unique. It is a city in long decay, adopting the worst behaviors of the worst immigrants and citizens. No strong economic base for a middle class no middle class, no class at all. A shit hole, broken down old city with no self respect. Allowing itself to be lead by the scum and criminals to everyone’s detriment and convincing themselves this is virtuous, fuck Worcester.

    • Bret
      May 22, 2018 at 8:51 am

      Just the fact you took the time to write that virtual vagina blood shows how pathetic you are….lol
      What a cunt

    • Sodamm Whosane
      May 22, 2018 at 2:37 pm

      Whoa, couldn’t have possibly said it any better. Worcester has a coating of grime that no matter how hard you try to clean it off it just never seems to go away. Just like so many other out of the way mill cities long past their glory years, there is little reason to go there unless you’re looking for drugs or cheap hookers for under $50.

    • Tardre
      May 22, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      Nice work… You just described New Bedford!!

      • bigdaddy
        May 23, 2018 at 6:32 am

        and Fall River Fitchburg Ware Webster Springfield

  • Donald Trump
    May 21, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Turtleboy has jumped the shark – sad 🙁

    • The Mooch.
      May 22, 2018 at 12:37 am

      That’s fake news you salty prick. The real DJT knows Turtleboy is the best journalist in America.

  • Busta Nut at the 01608
    May 21, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Hey, that’s me. I aint no junkie, come on give me a break. I was actually trying to blow myself. It may look like I am nodding up and down, but in reality, it was just an act of self fullfillment. You know the answer to the age old question, why does a dog lick his nuts?: Because he can. Well, same with me, I have although a rather slim narrow spunker rod, but it is long enough for me to bend down pretzel style and give the little fella a kiss on the eye hole and get most of the knob in full mouthage. Why dio I do it, well, like the dog balls, b/;c I can. So please don’t judge me. Would you rather see Renee Sturbridge gurgling and slurping my manhood in the front of ciy hall? I didnt think so. And if you ask me, self hummering is sort of a renaissance in itself. Almost of spiritually fulfilling as that poop hindu guy that keeps chiming in. Salty!

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