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There Were 2 Major Upsets In The Chudstuffer Region Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness And Th Field Of 32 Is Now Set

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The voting is complete in the first round matchups of the Chudstuffer region, and we’ve got two major upsets that no one saw coming, along with the biggest landslide we’ve ever seen….

Now that Gaffney is gone what’s he gonna whine about next?

But wow, the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster stripper…..what an upset that was!! Guess you can’t underestimate the power of a ratchet Connecticut ginger.

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The other major upset was Clyde and Renee, beaten pretty easily by the Agawam Fapjuicer, who in hindsight is probably underseeded.

Aside from that there weren’t many surprises. Here’s what the final 32 now look like:

I think we can all agree that Didi is the clear favorite at this point, but even she’s got a tough matchup next round. We move back to the Fupasloth region for round 2 starting tomorrow. Stay tuned turtle riders….

6 Comment(s)
  • quinn savvybear
    April 10, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    who is crazy eyes? i’m trying to score my first round results on my written bracket.

    • #howdoyounotknowthis?
      April 10, 2018 at 10:52 pm

      Lmfao! Ashley is, her eyes are crazy psycho!

  • Spunky
    April 10, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    How did Knob Gobblin Renee cheeking Clyde’s swampy pollywog not get top vote?

  • Hughbo Mont
    April 10, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Bristol mom was underseeded. That fight video is almost legendary.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    April 10, 2018 at 10:52 am

    How can you not respect the Bristol CT Gingerbread mom? She fought off a half dozen ratchets in pajama pants who are half her age! She’s like freakin’ Godzilla! The more ratchet missiles you fire at her the stronger and angrier she becomes!

    • Clitty Litter
      April 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      I know right,

      ( I only got one wrong!)

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