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The voting is complete in the first round matchups of the Chudstuffer region, and we’ve got two major upsets that no one saw coming, along with the biggest landslide we’ve ever seen….

Now that Gaffney is gone what’s he gonna whine about next?

But wow, the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster stripper…..what an upset that was!! Guess you can’t underestimate the power of a ratchet Connecticut ginger.

The other major upset was Clyde and Renee, beaten pretty easily by the Agawam Fapjuicer, who in hindsight is probably underseeded.

Aside from that there weren’t many surprises. Here’s what the final 32 now look like:

I think we can all agree that Didi is the clear favorite at this point, but even she’s got a tough matchup next round. We move back to the Fupasloth region for round 2 starting tomorrow. Stay tuned turtle riders….