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Everyone in Andover is buzzing about the turtle these days because we’ve been exposing corrupt superintendent Shelley Brown on a daily basis. And someone created these shirts, which are the greatest thing I’ve ever seen:
It works on so many levels. The hockey sticks and the turtle combine to make the “No smoking” symbol, except it’s “No McDonald’s” this time. As in, the hockey does NOT stop for McDonald’s on the way home. They go to Panera Bread instead. We need one of these stat. Rumor is the hockey team is gonna be wearing them to support the coach. If you have one already take pics and send them email@example.com!