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These Insane Protesters Blowing Up Minneapolis Mayor’s Press Conference After Latest Police Shooting Is Why It’s Pointless To Try To Please BLM

These Insane Protesters Blowing Up Minneapolis Mayor’s Press Conference After Latest Police Shooting Is Why It’s Pointless To Try To Please BLM

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So a cop in Minneapolis shot and killed an unarmed civilian this week. You might not have heard about it because she was white and the cop was Ethiopian. I know very little about it because no one has blocked any highways chanting “white lives matter.” All I know is, I fully trust the police to investigate this and I fully trust the justice system to decide whether or not the officer was guilty of committing a crime.

But because of political pressure Minneapolis Chief of Police Janee Harteau was forced to resign today by Mayor Betty Hodges and take one for the team. In fairness, the rank and file hated Chief Harteau. She was a politician with a badge who repeatedly caved to public pressure, because that’s just how things work in Minnesota. Mayor Hodges, a far left wing democrat running for re-election in November, held a press conference today to announce the resignation and the appointment of Deputy Chief Medaria “Rondo” Arradondo (a black man) as Police Chief. But the press conference was interrupted by protesters at about the 3:15 mark of this video:

Wait, I’m confused. They interrupted her press conference because the police are racist against……black people? Even though a black cop just killed a white Australian woman? Social justice sure is confusing.

Also, I can’t figure out why no one takes these idiots seriously. They’re so well spoken, dignified, and polite:

I love how they’re demanding that this chick resign as mayor. Especially since none of them probably voted in the first place. Betsy Hodges didn’t just win in 2013 – she ran train on her three male opponents. The people chose her resoundingly. But now a bunch of assholes is yelling louder than her so she has to resign. That’s how the brains of these troglodytes operate.

This is yet another example of why it’s pointless to negotiate with these nudniks too. It’s also why it’s harder to be a democrat in these situations. She’s been kissing the ring and defending the BLM wall from day one. She had to. Her political party brought up Mike Brown’s mother to speak at the DNC in 2016. And this is how they repay her. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you cannot please people who have no intention of being happy. They thrive on misery. They live to protest. They don’t want resolutions. They just wanna be angry 24/7 so they can have an excuse to protest instead of getting a job.

Republicans on the other hand can afford to tell these people to fuck off. They have nothing to lose and this is not their base. But democrats actually need these morons. This is Mayor Hodges’ base:

This is who they need.

I’m not even kidding either. Mayor Hodges was involved in a scandal called “pointergate” in 2014. Read about it here. She was pandering to some guy who she didn’t realize was on probation for drugs and illegal possession of firearms, and she inadvertently made a “known gang sign” in a picture posing with him:

When keeping it democrat goes wrong.

Black Lives Matter Minneapolis is probably the most radical chapter of this terrorist organization. In 2015 they attempted to block the finish line of the Twin City’s marathon – a race won by a black woman.

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In 2015 the Mall of America was forced to cancel an 8th grade Christmas concert because protesters took over the mall:





They also have a tendency to block highways:

And as you can see, most of them are white. As usual.

Also as usual, the funniest people in that video were the white women who now feel like they fixed racism by standing in line behind angry black men who have never voted their entire lives. My personal favorite was this white girl, staring up at the man who got dressed up for the press conference in his favorite Gophers jersey:

“I’ll do whatever you tell me to Mr. Black Man. Just please reassure me that I’m one of the good ones!! I’d like to put this on my resume when I apply for art schools.”

God bless you idiots. You are a never ending source of material, and because of your insanity Turtleboy Jr. gets new braces next month.



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17 Comment(s)
  • Run
    July 23, 2017 at 7:19 pm

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    July 23, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    The entire black race should be treated as a terrorist group.

    Also, that white slut was NOT American. She did not deserve to be in this country and I’m happy she was executed.

  • Beuaregard
    July 23, 2017 at 10:25 am

    There’s a video with a better view but youtube has locked it for graphic.
    These countries are in a constant state of anarchy and war, cops just trying to stay alive.

  • Beuaregard
    July 23, 2017 at 10:17 am

    She was from Australia and hot which makes it a double tragedy in my book. Ethiopian cop, wtf… ever see what police in Africa do to people? I know a video….

    Love the hot blonde walking through the die-in with a smile, OMG somebody give her
    a television or movie roll.

  • Wabbitt
    July 22, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    So wait… are they mad that the black cop is getting treated the same as a white cop would have been had the situation been reversed? I’m confused.

  • JoeMomma
    July 22, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Tear gas and a firehose works every single time….as an added bonus it’s the first bath most hippies have had in years.

  • Irishcurse
    July 22, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    I love when SJW’s attack each other for not being good enough for their movement. They are all for diversity. Their version of diversity means everyone looks different but think EXACTLY the same.

    This sums up all of these SJW movements whether its this group of dip shits and retards or its the Pussy Hats…….”Republicans on the other hand can afford to tell these people to fuck off. They have nothing to lose and this is not their base. But democrats actually need these morons.”

  • Barry
    July 22, 2017 at 11:20 am

    They need an autonomous state so that they can self rule. It shall be called “Liberia” to celebrate their liberation. Only then will the world see what they are capable of when they aren’t held back by the white oppressors.

    • Wabbitt
      July 22, 2017 at 9:47 pm

      I see what you did there, sir.

      • Matthew D'Agostino
        July 23, 2017 at 3:01 am

        *TRIGGER WARNING* Gender assumption alert. Retreat to your safe spaces pronto

  • Matthew D'Agostino
    July 22, 2017 at 9:58 am

    I spy with my little eye cultural appropriation. What in tarnation is that white man doing wearing dreads and a do-rag? I hope you guys are as triggered as I am!

  • Brian
    July 22, 2017 at 9:41 am

    Democrats everywhere yelling at their screens saying “no she is one is panderers black people are supposed to follow her”

  • DJ Trump
    July 22, 2017 at 7:41 am

    Give a white man a pile of bricks and he’ll make a city.
    Give a negro a city, and you’ll get a pile of bricks.

  • Dick Dover
    July 22, 2017 at 7:37 am

    I’ve got negro fatigue at this point. We’ve got some of the fattest & laziest on the planet, and it’s still not enough. I guess we should just be glad they’ve given up canabalism for now, if they can’t smoke it, eat it or fuck it …they’ll destroy it.

    • Pam
      July 22, 2017 at 11:01 am

      Only if you had a brain.

  • wesawbearsonce
    July 22, 2017 at 5:42 am

    Seth Rogen really has range as an actor

  • Court ♡
    July 22, 2017 at 12:45 am

    It annoyed me even more, once I saw young children there. These jack holes are screaming and cussing, and the mom is carrying a 2yo. Not the place Ma Dukes.

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