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Thicky Minaj And The Hoodrat Patrol Unsuccessfully Try To Steal 15 Coats From Danvers Store, Forget That They’re Not In Suffolk County And Rachael Rollins Can’t Save Them


Giblees is an upscale coat store in Danvers that was robbed over the holidays by five shitheads who never should’ve been allowed to leave Dorchester.

Props to the employees. They got a better goal line defense Jets at least. And watching those maggots cry in court was just icing on the cake.

The biggest mistake these ding dongs made was driving to Danvers to do this. That’s in Essex County. Last I checked they actually enforce the law up there. The irony is that all five defendants were from Suffolk County.

Adriana James, 23, of Jamaica Plain, Bryon Vaughn, 23, of Dorchester, Mekeda McKenzie, 19, of Dorchester, Kashawnii Roumo-O’Brien, 20, of Mattapan, and Lynasja Trimble, 20, of Mattapan were scheduled to be arraigned in Salem District Court Friday.

Did the miss the memo that District Attorney Rachael Rollins decriminalized the crime they committed?

Shoplifting is legal in Boston because…..bail is racist…or something. I dunno, I can’t keep up now that we had to lay off our diversity consultant.

Mekeda McKenzie and Adriana James are the only two of these winners I could find on the Facebook machine, and they are every bit as ratchet as you’d dream someone would be that pulls a snatch and run at a high end coat store in Danvers.

Keda is a 19 year old who may or may not have popped a poon polyp out of her love canal.

But she’s got nothing on Adriana James, who seems to take booty glamour shots exclusively in front of Boston’s finest housing projects.

Thicky Minaj’s posts sound like what the inside of fortune cookies would say if they served them at Denny’s.

She posts a lot about getting that money!


But I guess it’s not enough money to buy a coat, because her fat ass had to drive to Danvers to steal one, and couldn’t even figure out how to do that right.

The bottom line is that although this wasn’t Suffolk County, this is still the ideal voting base that Rachael Rollins caters to. She believes that criminals get “caught in the system,” because the system is too punitive. In reality we don’t lock up nearly enough people as it is, and twat stains like these don’t need second chances, they need jail.


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84 Comment(s)
  • doyle
    January 17, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Why do I see flashes of furnaces and goose stepping troops and hear echos of HEIL when I see trash like this

  • Mr. Hilter (Monty Python reference)
    January 3, 2020 at 12:13 am

    I had zee solution to ziss untermensch problem but NNEEEEEIIIINNNN, you make uncle Adolf zee bad guy.
    Hahahaaa, deal mitt it, schwein!

  • Sincerely Rachel
    January 2, 2020 at 8:58 am

    Look at my gorillas just doin their thanf before dey shake their thang. I implore all my chimps to chimp out snd take take take from whitey. I scream racism when my homies get caught shoplifting. I certainly wont proseceute. I mean I fenced stolen goods when I was a “college student”

  • juror seven esq.
    January 1, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    WTF, girls if you needed coat hangers, why didn’t you just ax?

  • Pro Rape
    January 1, 2020 at 9:27 am


  • When these slags have..
    January 1, 2020 at 3:14 am

    no one left to idolize but jizz buckets like Cardi B…

    This is the ratchet that ensues….


  • New Years Holiday Over/Under
    December 31, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Number of shootings or reports of shots fired
    in Mattapan,Roxbury,and Dorchester.

    Over 7
    -Push 6-
    Under 5

    • Gorillas In The Mist
      January 1, 2020 at 3:00 am

      Dem numbers be da first hour in Chicago tonight.

  • Why are there no .....
    December 31, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    roads named Malcom X Blvd in Dover and Wellesley?

  • Dust your shoes off
    December 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Hopefully these hoes get the book thrown at them, so the next Synagogue they try to trash will need to be within 2 miles of their residence.

    • Donald Dasher
      December 31, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      There will be no punishment. These kind of people are rewarded. No one cares about the family whose business was damaged. It’s their privilege to provide free coats for subhumans.

    • Imus From Down Under
      January 2, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      Nappy headed hos need a beating

  • Stevie G
    December 31, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    No wonder black male apes want white women
    I wouldn’t want to be fucking these black ones either


    • Don't get between a dog and his meat
      December 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      Yeah, I don’t get it. White chicks have always been here, but now the world views the hot ones like gold dust and everybody wants one.

    • South of Andover
      January 10, 2020 at 11:35 pm

      Admittedly, I’d do the first three.

  • Cheesemo
    December 31, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    These fucking lawn jockeys wonder why there are no stores in the shithole neighborhoods they live in

  • KidnamedAnivan
    December 31, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Anivan. She named her kid Anivan. I need an AtiVan just thinking about it.

  • Jasmine
    December 31, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Forced sterilization of this race is the answer

  • Calm WhiteDad
    December 31, 2019 at 11:47 am

    I dunno guys. I think I’d let this monkey swing from my tree. Raw dawg, as always.

    • Startled Pancake
      December 31, 2019 at 5:03 pm

      I see what you did there.

      A bravura performance. I almost applauded.

  • randiguy2006
    December 31, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Actually at that dollar amount they would have been prosecuted.

    But why let facts ruin a good story Mr Journalist.

    • Leonardo
      December 31, 2019 at 11:53 am


      Why don’t you go take it up the ass from your orangutang boyfriend you fucking shit bag

  • Melissa
    December 31, 2019 at 9:52 am

    They would have been prosecuted in Suffolk County. This isn’t basic shoplifting. More like attempted larceny. Definitely over $250.

    • One Problem
      December 31, 2019 at 1:34 pm

      The new threshold is $1250.00 now and not $250 for larceny over. Faks

  • Judge dread
    December 31, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Danielle Outlaw (yes that’s her name) he former chief of police in Portland, OR – you know the one that ordered police to stand down while Antifa thugs attacked trump supporters, created mini riots by trashing local businesses, and assaulted cops.

    Well she is now the chief of Philly PD making $288,000 a year. Her last name is serial outlaw. You can’t make this shit up. This is either epic level trolling or just general leftist insanity.

    I highly doubt she will fix the rampant crime in Philly because we all know leftists pander to criminals and hate police.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 31, 2019 at 5:06 pm

      Philly’s Top Brass and City Executives are honeycombed with traitors and criminals of the galactic variety.

      I should know. I’m from there.

      If I could work my will, I would resurrect Mayor Frank Rizzo, give him a flamethrower and a royal warrant & say “Get to it, boss.”

      • Judge dread
        January 1, 2020 at 10:06 pm

        Yah flame throwers are awesome but what we really need are targeted white phosphorus and napalm strikes .

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 31, 2019 at 9:17 am

    Even Martin Luther King Jr. would call them animals!

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 31, 2019 at 8:52 am

    She says she’s “From Jamaica”. Is she a U.S. Citizen? If not, she should be deported. At least in Jamaica you don’t need, and probably can’t “fence” Canada Goose Jackets.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 31, 2019 at 5:15 pm

      This one brings new meaning to the phrase “Triple Fat”.

  • Captain Trips
    I's Be Stealin From Whitey for Reparations Man!
    December 31, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Nogs steal everything they can. That’s why there are no department stores or supermarkets left in cities like inner Detroit. They literally shoplifted them out of business. Not just my opinion. Fact. Look it up.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips
    December 31, 2019 at 8:38 am

    Was one of them wildebeests named Lasagna Trembles? Mother must have been prophetic but it isn’t just lasagna that trembles when she’s near…fried chicken, ribs, watermelon.

  • jon
    December 31, 2019 at 7:43 am

    A for effort . thinking outside the norm stealing from a walmart. minus well go for the gold

  • hartf811
    Hoodbooger shuffle
    December 31, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Will the last store in Suffolk county servicing hoodboogers who think everything is free please turn out the lights.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    A man who knows things
    December 31, 2019 at 7:20 am

    Its amazing how 16% of the population commits 86% of the crime in this nation! I was reading the FBI crime statistics the other day and they commit every single crime that is reported, except for crime in which alchohol is involved. O and 88% of black woman have std’!

  • phillip j mckracken
    Phil M
    December 31, 2019 at 7:18 am

    So it looks like Makita squandered her handheld power tool fortune…….

  • I am Nubian
    December 31, 2019 at 6:42 am

    we run otta deeze coats in da nubian sq

  • Langdon Iron Bean
    December 31, 2019 at 4:17 am

    If these comments don’t make Unc flick his man clit….what does

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 31, 2019 at 1:26 am

    Instead of reparations, how about plane tickets to Liberia? While deportation them would give them a free trip home to Jamaica, a more permanent solution is needed, and the wonderful Black built nation of Liberia (always pack heat) would be appropriate.

  • John Dennis
    December 31, 2019 at 12:33 am

    METCO gorillas.

  • Uncle kraft
    December 31, 2019 at 12:22 am

    She’s not a pedojew let them go.

    • Whatever basement you are locked up in
      December 31, 2019 at 9:46 am

      Post the address and we will come bust you out.

  • Bad Behavior
    December 31, 2019 at 12:13 am

    I’m still waiting for an intelligent black celebrity to come forward and tell their own people to stop this lawlessness. Instead they blame the police and everyone else for their own foolishness. The last black celebrity that I can think of who spoke out was Bill Cosby but it turns out he had his own issues

    • hartf811
      December 31, 2019 at 7:36 am

      Really? “Intelligent Black Celebrity”? Is there life on Mars?

  • Ziggy
    December 30, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    You can not deny that the Germans were correct
    They are a subhuman race

  • Michaelangelo
    December 30, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Why is Stevie wonder always grinning like an asshole?

    He doesn’t know he’s black

  • Randall
    December 30, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    You can see the stub of the tail sticking out the back of her pants where the doctor cuts it off when they’re born

  • Arthur king
    December 30, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    And these filthy apes wonder why security is all over them when they walk into a store in a decent white neighborhood

  • Fall River for president
    December 30, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Not gonna lie. Adrianna has a fatty in those Hoochie mama leggings. couldn’t imagine how to handle that. A booty like that takes pure dedication. She must eat her EBT ramen Noodles standing up.

  • Johnnie AirMaxes
    December 30, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Yooo that one Bitch with the Red Jacket On in in the courtroom! It has a similar Logo to Canada goose near the shoulder area. Unfortunately she got it from the Roxbury GoodWill. we’re going to call it “Canada moose” Cheap ashy ass hoochie mama!!

  • Maureen McCarthy
    December 30, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Maybe Rollins should require those caught committing non-crimes to attend English grammar lessons and attain at least a grade of B. That would be worse than jail time. Should keep them busy for several years. Maybe then they could get real jobs and end the so-called socio-economic divide bullshit the liberals are peddling. Where are we headed?

  • joe shit
    December 30, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    The biggest thief is the company that charged the store almost 10K to install what are 39.00 cctv cams

  • Mario Van Peoples
    December 30, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    We wuz kangz n sheeit

    • Living For The Money
      December 30, 2019 at 11:44 pm

      You New Jack City Muthafucka

      • New Jack Hustla
        December 31, 2019 at 5:19 pm

        I feel like downloading that soundtrack now, moneygrip…

  • Mister Rogers
    December 30, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    Fencing is a felony, not a side hustle.

  • Mom’s Basement
    December 30, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    How about that old white dude creepin on Adrianna’s page? Makes me wonder what I’ll be up to in 20 years from now.

  • Giuseppe Zaluchi
    December 30, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don’t want it near schools – I don’t want it sold to children! That’s an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people – the colored. They’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 31, 2019 at 5:24 pm

      So we are agreed, the traffic will be permitted but controlled…

  • Jeff J
    Just Look At That Face
    December 30, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    How the fuck can ANYONE deny creationism??

  • Jeff J
    Go Back to School!!
    December 30, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    It’s kind of hard to explain I guess. Every time I try to read one of their posts or listen to those types talk, it makes me cringe, really bad. “Ima” this and “ni@@az” that and just butchering the English language. It’s skeevy and gross and sounds so stupid when they actually write that way. They try and sound so hip and with it or something and really they sound so fucking ignorant!!

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    December 30, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Those “ladies” posts…. WTF did I just read??
    The dregs of society.

  • Ben Dover
    Waste Management
    December 30, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    I didn’t think Michelle Obama needed to steal.

    • Startled Pancake
      December 30, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      Micheal Obama.

      Didn’t you see the penis bulge yet?

  • Watermelon In Isle 6
    December 30, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Attention black shoppers we have a special on fried chicken jackets in isle 4.

  • Porch Monkey
    December 30, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Yeah, aight, bust down, Thotiana
    Yeah, aight, I wanna see you bust down

  • Metro West Guy
    December 30, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I figured that in 2019 the only people left who still frequent malls are shoplifters and low-rent types who got a net worth of around $8.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 30, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Mekeda and Adriana got caught up in the system! It’s a petty crime! Prosecuting them is racist! Store owners are millionaires and billionaires and won’t even notice it! This is merely an anecdote!

  • ChipChipperson
    December 30, 2019 at 6:29 pm


    Haha just kidding. Man I really got you guys good.

    • Jeff J
      DAMN CHIP.....
      December 30, 2019 at 7:15 pm

      You did…..I was like “wtf happened to chip, I thought he was…….”. Yeah, you got me good with that one and I probably won’t
      be the only one.

      • ChipChipperson
        December 30, 2019 at 7:58 pm

        Fawk yeah. Double guns cocksucka.

    • Startled Pancake
      December 31, 2019 at 5:13 pm

      Meanwhile my comment got downvoted! Too on the nose apparently.
      I know when I’ve been insulted! I know when I’ve been insulted!

      Ok, I didn’t spell “would” correctly but I guess the specter of unprotected anal sex with the ratchet in question got a lot of people nervous.

      I wouldn’t really (I’ve glove up first). So I ask that readers get into the spirit of the blog.


  • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
    December 30, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Fucking worthless pigs.

  • Planet Of The Apes
    December 30, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Feral animals in the wild doing what they do best. The most violent and destructive race.
    We should have never extracted them from the homeland where they would still be chucking spears and amazed at the wheel
    and fire.

  • Notorious
    December 30, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Rachel Splaine or Rollins whatever she goes by has so much self hate her and her brother have always been angry at life

  • Reverend Al Not So Sharpton
    December 30, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Why the use of the pernicious N word in all the monkies posts.

  • Judge dread
    December 30, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Radical leftists are engaging in this type of legislation at the DA level. In New York, Cali, Oregon, and Washington.

    There’s a reason why homeless and open air drug use and shop lifting are legal / decriminalized- they know they can go out to the left coast and engage in setting up a tent on a sidewalk, shooting up, shop lifting, etc.

    Now Albany and Boston are jumping on the same train. Expect crime to soar in NYC and Boston because radical leftists want to roll back 20 years of anti crime activity which brought us to lowest crime in decades.

  • whatevuh
    December 30, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    and they wonder why we hate them?

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    December 30, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Dats da diversity dat Ima talkin bout bitches. Go my nigazzz
    Every city every dam day. Get whitey

  • My 2cents
    December 30, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Should killed all of them and left a drop gun next to one them. Problem solved.

  • Startled Pancake
    December 30, 2019 at 5:50 pm


    Esp. in the butt.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    And to think there are people who want to use my tax dollars to give these fine citizens reparations

  • Canadian Goose’s are expensive.
    December 30, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Each one of those jackets is worth a grand so Rollins would have to prosecute. They would just get a much lighter sentence in Suffolk country.

    • Sincerely Rachel
      January 2, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      5 finger discount makes them free for blacks and if you complain dats racism. Just charge the white customer to mske up for the charity to blacks. I wont prosecute and will prosecute any store employee who put their handson my shoplifting ape brethren.

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