Giblees is an upscale coat store in Danvers that was robbed over the holidays by five shitheads who never should’ve been allowed to leave Dorchester.
Props to the employees. They got a better goal line defense Jets at least. And watching those maggots cry in court was just icing on the cake.
The biggest mistake these ding dongs made was driving to Danvers to do this. That’s in Essex County. Last I checked they actually enforce the law up there. The irony is that all five defendants were from Suffolk County.
Adriana James, 23, of Jamaica Plain, Bryon Vaughn, 23, of Dorchester, Mekeda McKenzie, 19, of Dorchester, Kashawnii Roumo-O’Brien, 20, of Mattapan, and Lynasja Trimble, 20, of Mattapan were scheduled to be arraigned in Salem District Court Friday.
Did the miss the memo that District Attorney Rachael Rollins decriminalized the crime they committed?
Shoplifting is legal in Boston because…..bail is racist…or something. I dunno, I can’t keep up now that we had to lay off our diversity consultant.
Mekeda McKenzie and Adriana James are the only two of these winners I could find on the Facebook machine, and they are every bit as ratchet as you’d dream someone would be that pulls a snatch and run at a high end coat store in Danvers.
Keda is a 19 year old who may or may not have popped a poon polyp out of her love canal.
But she’s got nothing on Adriana James, who seems to take booty glamour shots exclusively in front of Boston’s finest housing projects.
Thicky Minaj’s posts sound like what the inside of fortune cookies would say if they served them at Denny’s.
She posts a lot about getting that money!
But I guess it’s not enough money to buy a coat, because her fat ass had to drive to Danvers to steal one, and couldn’t even figure out how to do that right.
The bottom line is that although this wasn’t Suffolk County, this is still the ideal voting base that Rachael Rollins caters to. She believes that criminals get “caught in the system,” because the system is too punitive. In reality we don’t lock up nearly enough people as it is, and twat stains like these don’t need second chances, they need jail.
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84 Comment(s)
Why do I see flashes of furnaces and goose stepping troops and hear echos of HEIL when I see trash like this
I had zee solution to ziss untermensch problem but NNEEEEEIIIINNNN, you make uncle Adolf zee bad guy.
Hahahaaa, deal mitt it, schwein!
Look at my gorillas just doin their thanf before dey shake their thang. I implore all my chimps to chimp out snd take take take from whitey. I scream racism when my homies get caught shoplifting. I certainly wont proseceute. I mean I fenced stolen goods when I was a “college student”
WTF, girls if you needed coat hangers, why didn’t you just ax?
APE RAPE! WOULD!
APE RAPE! WOULD!
APE RAPE! WOULD!
no one left to idolize but jizz buckets like Cardi B…
This is the ratchet that ensues….
Kash!!!!!!!!!!!
Number of shootings or reports of shots fired
in Mattapan,Roxbury,and Dorchester.
Over 7
-Push 6-
Under 5
Dem numbers be da first hour in Chicago tonight.
roads named Malcom X Blvd in Dover and Wellesley?
Hopefully these hoes get the book thrown at them, so the next Synagogue they try to trash will need to be within 2 miles of their residence.
There will be no punishment. These kind of people are rewarded. No one cares about the family whose business was damaged. It’s their privilege to provide free coats for subhumans.
Nappy headed hos need a beating
No wonder black male apes want white women
I wouldn’t want to be fucking these black ones either
Bbrrrrrrrrrr
Yeah, I don’t get it. White chicks have always been here, but now the world views the hot ones like gold dust and everybody wants one.
Admittedly, I’d do the first three.
These fucking lawn jockeys wonder why there are no stores in the shithole neighborhoods they live in
Anivan. She named her kid Anivan. I need an AtiVan just thinking about it.
Forced sterilization of this race is the answer
I dunno guys. I think I’d let this monkey swing from my tree. Raw dawg, as always.
I see what you did there.
A bravura performance. I almost applauded.
Actually at that dollar amount they would have been prosecuted.
But why let facts ruin a good story Mr Journalist.
Lolz
Why don’t you go take it up the ass from your orangutang boyfriend you fucking shit bag
They would have been prosecuted in Suffolk County. This isn’t basic shoplifting. More like attempted larceny. Definitely over $250.
The new threshold is $1250.00 now and not $250 for larceny over. Faks
Danielle Outlaw (yes that’s her name) he former chief of police in Portland, OR – you know the one that ordered police to stand down while Antifa thugs attacked trump supporters, created mini riots by trashing local businesses, and assaulted cops.
Well she is now the chief of Philly PD making $288,000 a year. Her last name is serial outlaw. You can’t make this shit up. This is either epic level trolling or just general leftist insanity.
I highly doubt she will fix the rampant crime in Philly because we all know leftists pander to criminals and hate police.
Philly’s Top Brass and City Executives are honeycombed with traitors and criminals of the galactic variety.
I should know. I’m from there.
If I could work my will, I would resurrect Mayor Frank Rizzo, give him a flamethrower and a royal warrant & say “Get to it, boss.”
Yah flame throwers are awesome but what we really need are targeted white phosphorus and napalm strikes .
Even Martin Luther King Jr. would call them animals!
She says she’s “From Jamaica”. Is she a U.S. Citizen? If not, she should be deported. At least in Jamaica you don’t need, and probably can’t “fence” Canada Goose Jackets.
This one brings new meaning to the phrase “Triple Fat”.
Nogs steal everything they can. That’s why there are no department stores or supermarkets left in cities like inner Detroit. They literally shoplifted them out of business. Not just my opinion. Fact. Look it up.
Was one of them wildebeests named Lasagna Trembles? Mother must have been prophetic but it isn’t just lasagna that trembles when she’s near…fried chicken, ribs, watermelon.
A for effort . thinking outside the norm stealing from a walmart. minus well go for the gold
Will the last store in Suffolk county servicing hoodboogers who think everything is free please turn out the lights.
Its amazing how 16% of the population commits 86% of the crime in this nation! I was reading the FBI crime statistics the other day and they commit every single crime that is reported, except for crime in which alchohol is involved. O and 88% of black woman have std’!
So it looks like Makita squandered her handheld power tool fortune…….
we run otta deeze coats in da nubian sq
If these comments don’t make Unc flick his man clit….what does
Instead of reparations, how about plane tickets to Liberia? While deportation them would give them a free trip home to Jamaica, a more permanent solution is needed, and the wonderful Black built nation of Liberia (always pack heat) would be appropriate.
METCO gorillas.
She’s not a pedojew let them go.
Post the address and we will come bust you out.
I’m still waiting for an intelligent black celebrity to come forward and tell their own people to stop this lawlessness. Instead they blame the police and everyone else for their own foolishness. The last black celebrity that I can think of who spoke out was Bill Cosby but it turns out he had his own issues
Really? “Intelligent Black Celebrity”? Is there life on Mars?
You can not deny that the Germans were correct
They are a subhuman race
Why is Stevie wonder always grinning like an asshole?
He doesn’t know he’s black
You can see the stub of the tail sticking out the back of her pants where the doctor cuts it off when they’re born
And these filthy apes wonder why security is all over them when they walk into a store in a decent white neighborhood
Not gonna lie. Adrianna has a fatty in those Hoochie mama leggings. couldn’t imagine how to handle that. A booty like that takes pure dedication. She must eat her EBT ramen Noodles standing up.
Yooo that one Bitch with the Red Jacket On in in the courtroom! It has a similar Logo to Canada goose near the shoulder area. Unfortunately she got it from the Roxbury GoodWill. we’re going to call it “Canada moose” Cheap ashy ass hoochie mama!!
Maybe Rollins should require those caught committing non-crimes to attend English grammar lessons and attain at least a grade of B. That would be worse than jail time. Should keep them busy for several years. Maybe then they could get real jobs and end the so-called socio-economic divide bullshit the liberals are peddling. Where are we headed?
The biggest thief is the company that charged the store almost 10K to install what are 39.00 cctv cams
We wuz kangz n sheeit
You New Jack City Muthafucka
I feel like downloading that soundtrack now, moneygrip…
Fencing is a felony, not a side hustle.
How about that old white dude creepin on Adrianna’s page? Makes me wonder what I’ll be up to in 20 years from now.
I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don’t want it near schools – I don’t want it sold to children! That’s an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people – the colored. They’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
So we are agreed, the traffic will be permitted but controlled…
How the fuck can ANYONE deny creationism??
It’s kind of hard to explain I guess. Every time I try to read one of their posts or listen to those types talk, it makes me cringe, really bad. “Ima” this and “ni@@az” that and just butchering the English language. It’s skeevy and gross and sounds so stupid when they actually write that way. They try and sound so hip and with it or something and really they sound so fucking ignorant!!
Those “ladies” posts…. WTF did I just read??
The dregs of society.
I didn’t think Michelle Obama needed to steal.
Micheal Obama.
Didn’t you see the penis bulge yet?
Attention black shoppers we have a special on fried chicken jackets in isle 4.
Yeah, aight, bust down, Thotiana
Yeah, aight, I wanna see you bust down
I figured that in 2019 the only people left who still frequent malls are shoplifters and low-rent types who got a net worth of around $8.
Mekeda and Adriana got caught up in the system! It’s a petty crime! Prosecuting them is racist! Store owners are millionaires and billionaires and won’t even notice it! This is merely an anecdote!
WHATEVA FUCK ALL U WHITE MOTHAFUCKAS I CHASE CHEDDA NOT SMALL DICK NIGGGAZZZ, BUSTED ASS CRACKAZ THINK U SO FUNNY
Haha just kidding. Man I really got you guys good.
You did…..I was like “wtf happened to chip, I thought he was…….”. Yeah, you got me good with that one and I probably won’t
be the only one.
Fawk yeah. Double guns cocksucka.
Meanwhile my comment got downvoted! Too on the nose apparently.
I know when I’ve been insulted! I know when I’ve been insulted!
Ok, I didn’t spell “would” correctly but I guess the specter of unprotected anal sex with the ratchet in question got a lot of people nervous.
I wouldn’t really (I’ve glove up first). So I ask that readers get into the spirit of the blog.
LOLZ!
Fucking worthless pigs.
Feral animals in the wild doing what they do best. The most violent and destructive race.
We should have never extracted them from the homeland where they would still be chucking spears and amazed at the wheel
and fire.
Rachel Splaine or Rollins whatever she goes by has so much self hate her and her brother have always been angry at life
Why the use of the pernicious N word in all the monkies posts.
Radical leftists are engaging in this type of legislation at the DA level. In New York, Cali, Oregon, and Washington.
There’s a reason why homeless and open air drug use and shop lifting are legal / decriminalized- they know they can go out to the left coast and engage in setting up a tent on a sidewalk, shooting up, shop lifting, etc.
Now Albany and Boston are jumping on the same train. Expect crime to soar in NYC and Boston because radical leftists want to roll back 20 years of anti crime activity which brought us to lowest crime in decades.
and they wonder why we hate them?
Dats da diversity dat Ima talkin bout bitches. Go my nigazzz
Every city every dam day. Get whitey
Should killed all of them and left a drop gun next to one them. Problem solved.
WOOD!
Esp. in the butt.
And to think there are people who want to use my tax dollars to give these fine citizens reparations
Each one of those jackets is worth a grand so Rollins would have to prosecute. They would just get a much lighter sentence in Suffolk country.
5 finger discount makes them free for blacks and if you complain dats racism. Just charge the white customer to mske up for the charity to blacks. I wont prosecute and will prosecute any store employee who put their handson my shoplifting ape brethren.