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This Asshat Assaulting A Woman On The MBTA Needs To Be Identified And Arrested

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Anyone who’s ever taken the MBTA to work in the morning knows what a zoo it can be. A couple weeks ago some dumbass SJW made national news when she made up a story about racist MBTA cops trying to do their job on the T. She claimed that a group of loud teenagers were kicked off a train for being dooshnozzles. Although according to her it was because they were black and they were all worried about getting shot by the cops.

But the real reason they were kicked off is because the T is filled with loud morons who think the train belongs to them. And there is no better example than these videos which were posted on a commuter’s Facebook page on her way to work. The first video is from a few weeks back, and this dipshit is wearing a black shirt. He does NOT like it when people touch the same pole as him, and he threatened another pole toucher with violence. According to him, “you’ll go home and your wife wouldn’t recognize you” after he’s done with him:

Nice guy. Well yesterday the commuter had to deal with this buttnut again. He was doing what he usually does – acting a fool, dropping n bombs, threatening people, and generally making everyone around him uncomfortable. He told another guy on the train, “You gonna get shot bro. I told you to move but you keep doing it.”

“You got the camera in my face. You didn’t ask for my permission. That’s against the law, so have fun. Yes, FACT it is.”

OF COURSE he’s wearing a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. This hat has become the official hat of slug rakes everywhere:

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Oh yea, and you gotta keep the sticker on. Because dickbags hate taking off the sticker. But at least they’re letting us know who they are so we can stay far, far away from them.

Ya know what never gets old? People who don’t know the laws but act like they do. Remember last year when that failed country singer put up a viral video of some poor guy who she claimed was taping her on Newbury Street? She thought it was against the law for someone to tape her in broad daylight on a busy street in Boston. She insisted. Jennie Chenkin did the same thing to the woman who filmed Trigglypuff. Just like this numbnuts McGee did.

Newsflash morons – anyone can film you in public. You have zero expectation of privacy. You should assume you’re being taped at all times, because you pretty much are already. But if you’re not embarrassing yourself then you should have nothing to worry about.

Not this guy though, he’s not allowed to be taped. So he assaulted the woman and hit the camera out of her hands:

“Y’all niggas ain’t coming at me sideways, that’s a fact.”

“She’s a woman, I don’t care. You wanna do something? Come on, we can get off at this stop too. So it’s a woman? Let a bitch put a camera in your face.”

The camerawoman is lucky Jamie Davenport wasn’t on that train. She would’ve gotten a stern talking to about how filming lovely creatures like this on the subway is a racist microaggression. He’s just expressing himself. Your white privilege makes it hard for you to see that.

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I’m sorry, but any man who lays hands on a woman is the lowest form of life. He’s seriously the worst person on earth. There’s nothing worse than a loud person on the train. But just the entitlement of this asshat who thinks poles are reserved exclusively for him, or that he has some sort of right to not come in contact with people on crowded trains. He’s threatening people and dropping n bombs because people are afraid to speak out. And why wouldn’t they be? He’ll assault if you don’t. People just wanna get to work and tell their coworkers about the crazy guy on the train that morning later.

But seriously, what a savage. The woman who filmed this tells us that she’s contacted the MBTA several times but they’ve done nothing. They haven’t even bothered looking at the tape. That’s where Turtleboy comes in. Everyone should see this video, especially if you’re from the South Shore. Our mission is to find out this dickbag’s name by the end of the day. Someone out there MUST know who he is, and the more you share it, the faster we find out his name.

He needs to be banned from the MBTA permanently and arrested for assault and battery. The fact that the MBTA isn’t doing anything is simply unacceptable.  Here’s how you can contact the MBTAFlood them with complaints. Tell them that you’re not gonna stand for a taxpayer funded organization allowing dangerous criminals to harass, threaten, and assault innocent bystanders.


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17 Comment(s)
  • bigdaddyfranks
    August 4, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    What subway line is this?

  • Bill
    August 4, 2016 at 11:52 am

    His name is Vicente Lomba

    • BobnMic
      August 4, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      Just Googled that name and it brought me to his Facebook page. He has an account and a face pic. That looks like it is definitely Vicente Lomba.

  • Anne
    August 4, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Obviously this kid is autistic or something. Why would people want to beat him up?

  • AJ
    August 4, 2016 at 11:31 am

    Can’t help but laugh, another 120 pound shithead causing a problem because he feels like it. If he ended up getting his ass kicked on that train, he would have played the race card and said it was a racially motivated attack. Good upbringing….his mother must be a piece of work.

    Someone will serve this little boy up on a platter by the end of the day, then we’ll get to see all the intelligent social media posts he has. Can’t wait to see that.

    • Cocomom
      August 7, 2016 at 4:16 am

      Amen, well said.

  • Citizen #6527189
    August 4, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Bitch is lucky I wasn’t there! Wouldn’t even waste my time, choke him out unconscious and wait for the police. Citizens arrest mother f-er!!! And wtf does “come at me sideways” mean?! That some new gangster thing or millennial thing? P*#%y MF!!! His mother is most likely VERY proud of her upstanding citizen of a son, so much class!!! Lil boy needs some good ol’ fashioned torture, water boarding, bamboo shoots, the rack!!! I see that bein the only thing that’d open his eyes to reality and teach some respect!!!

  • Factman1000
    August 4, 2016 at 10:25 am

    He’s clearly mentally ill.

    • Me13333
      August 4, 2016 at 10:43 am

      This is what I was going to say. Yes he may be rude and a jerk but he may be suffering from a mental health disorder. Now that he has physically assaulted someone maybe the police can get involved and he can be forced into an evaluation. Although…this is Massachusetts and mentally ill individuals barely get the real support they need.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Frank Lee
        August 4, 2016 at 3:47 pm

        An evaluation? Lol you are why I hate Massachusetts. And you probably consider yourself a Conservative. You’ll talk that nonsense until a moron like this assaults your family. Poor thing just needs some understanding lololol.

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      August 4, 2016 at 8:20 pm

      He’s clearly a thug piece of shit and not mentally ill – unless being fucktarded counts.

  • whatevuh
    August 4, 2016 at 10:25 am

    makes me want to take the train and confront this piece of shit . . . he’ll know what assault feels like

  • KM
    August 4, 2016 at 10:23 am

    You get the society you’re willing to stick up for. Do nothing, and turds like this will rule the streets.

  • ProfessorM
    August 4, 2016 at 10:05 am

    I really sincerely hope that when this asshat gets his, that the camera is there to catch it. We all know he is going to get it, because turtle is an unstoppable force of nature, but I swear I hope it’s on film when it happens. I would giggle like a school girl to see him take a shot in the face. And he is so begging for it.

    • ProfessorM
      August 4, 2016 at 10:08 am

      And honestly, in Boston,… On the subway, I’m really surprised that the minute he touched that girls hand the guys in the train didn’t drop him.

      • KM
        August 4, 2016 at 10:21 am

        Same phenomenon as when people watched some savage stab someone on a DC subway. Sheep

      • whatevuh
        August 4, 2016 at 10:25 am

        pussies, that’s why

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