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Last week the Ashburnham Police posted on their Facebook page about some lunatic who cut open a hole in a goat’s pen, stole a goat, and left its dead body 100 yards away from the pen.
Didn’t take them long to find the culprit:
Turtlegram: An 18-year-old man who allegedly killed a small goat in Ashburnham last week was evaluated by a doctor at his appearance in Gardner District Court on Monday. Dominick Tidd, whose address was listed as Groton, was charged with animal cruelty, malicious destruction of property and larceny after a tip led police to him. During the Winchendon session at Gardner District Court, a prosecutor told Judge Mark Goldstein that Mr. Tidd had been inside the pen with the goats Thursday night. He allegedly poked one of the animals with a knife and when the goat made noise, he grabbed it and slammed it against a tree and then slit its throat.
Police also found a Coke bottle with blood inside, the assistant district attorney said, noting that the alleged events took place on the summer solstice. The goat was found Friday about 100 yards from the pen where it was housed and police said evidence indicated it had been killed by a human. Mr. Tidd had been living in California and returned to Massachusetts a few months ago. He had been homeless, as well. His mother lives in Dunstable, officials said. His court-appointed attorney said Mr. Tidd may have serious mental health issues and may not be able to understand the proceedings. She said criminal responsibility may be a question in the case.
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) June 28, 2018
Well, that’s pretty much exactly what I pictured someone would look like who slaughters goats in Ashburnham and puts their blood in a coke bottle to celebrate the summer solstice.
My question is, how did he end up in Ashburnham? It’s one of the most inaccessible towns ever. There’s no reason for anyone to ever go to Ashburnham. This delicious slice of pie is from Dunstable, took a year long vacation to California (because….fuck school) and comes back to this random town that’s really nowhere near Groton to murder a goat. Did they not have goats in Dunstable?
Either way, he’s obviously mentally insane, so as sick as his crime is I hope he gets help. Because right now he’s on a one way trip to becoming a serial killer.