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This Is Exactly What I Expected A Slugrake Who Slaughters Goats In Ashburnham And Keeps Their Blood In A Coke Bottle To Celebrate The Solstice Would Look Like

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Last week the Ashburnham Police posted on their Facebook page about some lunatic who cut open a hole in a goat’s pen, stole a goat, and left its dead body 100 yards away from the pen.

Didn’t take them long to find the culprit:

Turtlegram: An 18-year-old man who allegedly killed a small goat in Ashburnham last week was evaluated by a doctor at his appearance in Gardner District Court on Monday. Dominick Tidd, whose address was listed as Groton, was charged with animal cruelty, malicious destruction of property and larceny after a tip led police to him. During the Winchendon session at Gardner District Court, a prosecutor told Judge Mark Goldstein that Mr. Tidd had been inside the pen with the goats Thursday night. He allegedly poked one of the animals with a knife and when the goat made noise, he grabbed it and slammed it against a tree and then slit its throat.

Police also found a Coke bottle with blood inside, the assistant district attorney said, noting that the alleged events took place on the summer solstice. The goat was found Friday about 100 yards from the pen where it was housed and police said evidence indicated it had been killed by a human. Mr. Tidd had been living in California and returned to Massachusetts a few months ago. He had been homeless, as well. His mother lives in Dunstable, officials said. His court-appointed attorney said Mr. Tidd may have serious mental health issues and may not be able to understand the proceedings. She said criminal responsibility may be a question in the case.

Well, that’s pretty much exactly what I pictured someone would look like who slaughters goats in Ashburnham and puts their blood in a coke bottle to celebrate the summer solstice.

My question is, how did he end up in Ashburnham? It’s one of the most inaccessible towns ever. There’s no reason for anyone to ever go to Ashburnham. This delicious slice of pie is from Dunstable, took a year long vacation to California (because….fuck school) and comes back to this random town that’s really nowhere near Groton to murder a goat. Did they not have goats in Dunstable?

Either way, he’s obviously mentally insane, so as sick as his crime is I hope he gets help. Because right now he’s on a one way trip to becoming a serial killer.

9 Comment(s)
  • ames1049
    June 30, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Save the taxpayers a boatload of money. Lock him up, make sure he keeps his belt and shoelaces.

  • Tango Romeo
    June 30, 2018 at 2:18 am

    Look at the eyes.
    The shape suggests possible touch of the mongoloid, maybe brought on by fetal alcohol syndrome.
    The expression says he’s a sociopathic, psychotic, dead-souled and unrepentant killer.
    Put him in an airtight room with that D.R. scumbag that beats on old folks, guy hanging upside down.
    Give him a few sharp cutting instruments.
    Let his aberrant nature take it’s warped little course.
    Once the D.R. thug has been skinned and blooded (in that order, hopefully), release a toxic gas into the room to cure mr goatkill.

  • Sonny's Mom
    June 28, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Shell Shocker: before you started blogging for Turtleboy, there were reports about a couple of baby goats that either disappeared or were killed in the Brookfields… any connection to this creep?

  • Black Side-Show Bob
    June 28, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    Fuck him! Help should be in the form of incareration in a state prison for 2 years then held in perpetuity in a secure mental facility.

    He looks and acts like any one of the young or old dope smoking drug addled selfie addicts. He knows how to travel to California and back, post selfies on line he clearly understands cause and effect. Don’t let the Liberal Logic excuse his cruel crime.

    ps how many bodies did he leave between mass and cali?

  • SMH
    June 28, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    Was this some kind of Haitian voodoo ritual? Or some kind of airy fairy howl at the moon with some easy Wicca chicks move?

  • Honkey Kong
    June 28, 2018 at 11:04 am

    The urban Democrats will even find a way to screw up what Maxine said to do about kids in cages.

    • Billy Hill
      June 28, 2018 at 11:32 am

      I see what you did there. Nice one!

    • Screw PC
      June 28, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Yeah, if he got it right, some Trump supporter would have been sacrificed to the fucking God of Bongos or some other animal headed sherm stick nightmare.

    June 28, 2018 at 9:27 am

    This kid is metal as fuck.

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