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This Is How You Sell An Overpriced Hatchimal On A Facebook Yard Sale Page

Hatchimals are all the rage these days.

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As you know, Hatchimals are all the rage with ratchets everywhere this year. There’s an epidemic of local chiselers hoarding these overpriced toys and selling them for $250 a pop on Facebook yard sale pages. That’s why this post made our day:



Alright, that’s pretty funny. Well done sir. Well done. Unfortunately not everyone got the joke:


True that girl. Unless your kids have a sick and twisted fascination with scrambled eggs, we would recommend passing on this particular Hatchimal deal. In all honesty though, this decorated egg has more utility than a Hatchimal, which is really just a cheap stuffed animal that your kid will be sick of the moment it “hatches” and the mystique is gone.



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20 Comment(s)
  • The poop hole loop hole
    December 18, 2016 at 9:15 am


  • The poop hole loop hole
    December 18, 2016 at 9:14 am

    BobnMic: will you just didn’t already?

  • Lisa flood
    December 14, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    This is great humor . took real life assholes for a visible smackdiwn smack down , while also making fun of amped up consumers

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 14, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    Now that’s funny.

    Figured some idiot wouldn’t notice the hand drawn egg. Has to be a SJW for sure. Priceless.

  • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
    December 14, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    I’m trying to sell an assortment of cock rings that were given to me as a present. Even the smallest one is several sizes too large for me. They’re in perfect condition having never been used. Only asking $5, but willing to trade for a nickel bag of crystal meth if it’s that blue Heisman stuff that’s been going around. If interested, please email me at BobnMicTinyPenis(at)gmail(dot)com.

    • Reddog
      December 14, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      Hiesenberg. Walter white, The Great Hiesenberg.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 14, 2016 at 11:19 am

    I wish I could stick around long enough on those mommy FB sale pages. I was on one for my town and only took 3 weeks before they banned me. I’m just not the typical mom I guess. They didn’t like myself sense of humor or me telling them they have their noses stuck far up into their cunts. They want high priced designer items for $20 and get upset when you ask for 60% of what you paid even if it’s in brand new condition.

    Oh well… Guess I will just keep my stuff until I find a sale page that isn’t filled with “I’m better than you” soccer moms! I just want room for new things lol typical woman.

    • BobnMic
      December 14, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      Maybe you should go to confession. That might help.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm

        I confess that I wish I knew who you were off the internet. Not because I have any interest in you, but because I want to humiliate your wife. I’m going to go full lesbian for 24 hours and treat her like the biggest whore and force you to watch while you have an apple gag in your mouth and you’re forced to taste your own tears as you personally witness me wrecking her in ways she can never turn back from.

        From then on your sex life will never be the same. Not because I’m “that good” but because I’m almost sure the elasticity of a pussy can’t come back from being fucked with 2 baseball bats and a 3 liter bottle of cheap wine.

        That’s my confession. Are you also a Priest aside from a War Veteran, Retired Police Officer, Real Estate mogul, motorcycle enthusiast, ect?? You have an amazing resume!!

        Don’t troll me Bob, I’ve been taking it easy on you.

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 14, 2016 at 5:39 pm

          Oh man…I’m dying here from that.

          • BobnMic
            December 14, 2016 at 10:47 pm

            And of course you would. You have the mentality of a chimp.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 15, 2016 at 6:32 am

            That’s a pretty racist thing to say bob.

        • BobnMic
          December 14, 2016 at 10:43 pm

          “Don’t troll me Bob, I’ve been taking it easy on you.”

          Really you good for nothing whore bag? Taking it easy? My wife is from Boston baby!. She takes ZERO shits from anybody especially little scum buckets like you. She would kick your ass so bad you would wish you were in your momies arms back in the Bronx ghetto sucking on a crack pipe.

          You would NOT want to fuck with her you little wimp ass nothing.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 14, 2016 at 11:02 pm

            She sounds very manly… Maybe that’s why your anus is gaping, she does all the fucking!! I’ll pass. I’m not into the masculine version of Rosie O’Donnell.

          • BobnMic
            December 15, 2016 at 12:26 am

            Oh that was very funny. You’re an idiot.

          • BobnMic
            December 15, 2016 at 12:41 am

            In addition. My wife is a fox 1800%. But if she would come across a little maggot like you with your disposition she’d crush you. In a heartbeat. And as much as I would want to break that up it would be over.

          • BobnMic
            December 15, 2016 at 12:58 am

            And Fiesty can you stop fucking giving yourself thumbs up all of the time? It is not only obvious but annoying. You are so desperate to seek approval and acceptance it is sickening. Off the charts crazy.

            Oh and how is that investigation to reveal my identity going there fucktard loser? Need any more hints? How about I worked two weeks nights and two weeks days. Does that help you out?

            Probably not because losers do what they do – lose….

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            December 15, 2016 at 6:13 am

            God dammit, Bob. Everyone backed off and YOU started trolling again. This is on you, yet again. Fuck off, asshole. And I thought you didn’t care about up/down votes?
            P.S. SHUT DE FUCK UP!

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 15, 2016 at 6:43 am

            Pssst…bob…I’m going to let you in on a secret. Well actually I mentioned this the other day, but you may have missed it during your rage fest. I’ve been posting links to these Turtleboy stories on all my social media pages, including and telling people to go check out the comments section and have a good laugh at what we’re doing to you. I’ve been getting lots of likes on those posts, so there’s a very good possibility that a lot of these upvotes are coming from them.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 15, 2016 at 10:12 am

            He’s so mad… You would think I threatened to fuck his wife or something…

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