Shaming Handicapped Parkers

This Is The Biggest Dick Move I’ve Ever Seen

 

This is by far the biggest dickhead move I’ve ever seen in my life.

There’s a million open spots everywhere, and this douche donkey intentionally chose to occupy 4 handicapped spots. There’s just no reason for this at all except to be a dick to handicapped people. It serves no purpose but to prevent them from parking. Can we please get a turtle rider who can run license plates to give us the name of this penis sandwich?

9RA 213.

Never has it been more justified. Message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook or email [email protected] if you’d like to help identify them.

 

 

 

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7 Comment(s)
  • Dr Wu
    June 16, 2021 at 9:20 am

    It’s a well known scientific fact that drivers of vehicles such as those and park like that because they think they’re too cool or important have incredibly small penises.

    FACT!!

    Look it up!!

  • JOOS DRINK THE BLOOD OF CLEAR CHILDREN

    Your comment section sucks.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 15, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    The truck is registered to Violence in Boston and moments after this photo was taken MCG was loaded in the bed with a fork lift and taken to the nearest Golden Coral.

  • Captain Trips
    June 15, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    See something like this, scope the store parking lot for cameras. Once you have them spotted, nonchalantly walk on the vehicle side opposite the cameras and as you walk by, key the living bashitwich out of their paint. They deserve it. Fuck em.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    June 15, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    He drives a Ram.

    Because, of course he does.

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