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This Is The Tattooed Wad Of Taint Cheese That Attacked A Dog With A Machete In Taunton

Machetes and Pitbulls sounds like a rap album written behind the Raynham Wal-Mart, doesn’t it? 

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I’m sure you guys all saw the psycho who went at an innocent dog with a machete a few days ago. Police are asking the public for help finding this Rumplechodeskin. 

Thomas Vargas, who is on Facebook as Tommy Vargus, is a backroom tattoo artist. Of course he is! Who would hire him for a real job? Nothing like being the Father Christmas of Hep C and butterfly tramp stamps!  Tommy Taint Tat might be in Brockton hiding from police. He should be fairly easy to spot seeing that his face is one giant billboard for shitty choices. 

If you see him please give my darling detectives at the Taunton PD a jingle and we would really like to see this South Shore cliche behind bars. 

Just in case you needed a few more shots of this inked labia, who takes sport in stabbing animals, here are some of his friends and family that he might be hanging out with! 

His kids:

The dog he didn’t try and kill:

His slam puppet:

His mom… 

And remember folks, it’s not snitching when it’s Turtleboy! 

26 Comment(s)
  • Joseph Chase
    March 28, 2019 at 6:59 am

    You are all a sorry lot ! That man is the most solid caring man I know get all your facts before you run your mouths on the internet . You should all be ashamed and rethink your comments . I am disgusted that you no brain motherfuckers can run your mouths with nothing more then a turtle article. I am proud to call that man my brother! I hope someday I get to explain what kind of person he is in person to each of you

  • The truth
    October 8, 2017 at 2:37 am

    For all of you to kno that dog should be put down it attacked his dog apparently and that dog killed an old lady’s cat and attack two people two more dogs and attacked a lady to kill her dog anyone of us animal lover and all would have done the same thing and that dog is all to blame … you must call your self turtle boy cause your computer is Your shell that you hide in… you must have been bullied a lot as a child since you talk so much shit about shit you don’t kno about ppl you don’t kno… sounds like a complex to me grow up stop tryin to bully people cause you are a pussy

  • Samantha
    September 30, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    Southshore turtlegirl I’d like to say u must be one of those yuppies they talked about in Boston,so instead of telling the whole real story u took one look at tommy Vargas n labeled him a peace of shit,n I’m willing to bet it wasn’t because of what he did but it was because u think ur better then anyone that’s not like you, n u didn’t tell the whole story because then u wouldn’t of been able to make him out to be the peace of shit u did.well I happen to know that he loves animals n takes that little tiny dog w him everywhere.he treats him like his baby,n I also know he wasn’t walking around trying to find a dog to kill,the only reason he woulda hurt another dog would be because the dog attacked little lucky,everyday on the news there’s a story about a pit bull mauling a child so is it so hard to believe the dog attacked lucky?not to me because I know Tommy personally n he is a very good man he drove 18 hours to Michigan when we lost our house just to make sure we were ok,so for u to label someone u know nothing about based on there looks makes u no better then a racist,isn’t that what it is u talked more about his looks then what he did,don’t u think it’s strange the woman won’t cooperate with the police could it be that her dog may attacked first? And u are wrong snitching is snitching anyway u look at it,if the owner doesn’t want to press charges then mind ur own fucking business whatever happened to that,pit bulls are unpredictable n if it would have been a man in a suit cleaned shaved he’d be a victim,Tommy has had his problems,has spent time n prison but he’s the type of man that if or when a child rapist or baby killer walks onto the yard he carries out the real justice that deep down we all really hope happens when a life bit doesn’t seem enough for the horrific crime they committed,it’s the men like him who would never let something happen to ur child if they were in the same class as his kid,or who would stop to help a woman getting dragged into a dark van at night,tho he looks scary to u people,he’d be one of the first people I’d want on my side, or even as my neighbor,most people nowadays don’t know what it means to be brave or loyal ,that’s why they hide behind a computer n judge others that are different from you

    • ...
      October 2, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Well said Samantha.

      • Tommy Vargus
        November 30, 2019 at 5:25 am

        Turtle people get your facts right before you run your mouth about someone there’s always the truth maybe you should look into that before you just go on with what the fucking swines say .but then again I think you might be a pig anyway I would be very happy to meet up anywhere so we could have lunch have a really cold winter hopefully your house burns down on Christmas sincerely Tommy Vargus

      • Christine
        September 13, 2020 at 10:06 pm

        Why do you have a picture of my son on your website. I will be reporting this….


  • Wabbitt
    September 27, 2017 at 3:00 am

    I love how you and your dog can be attacked with a machete by a walking Picasso knock off, and yet the code of “no snitching” still holds on. The female victim isn’t cooperating with the police. I’m sure if that dog could talk, it would be saying something along the lines of, “Bitch are you out of your motherfucking mind?”

  • bleh
    September 26, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Maybe the dog attacked him.
    Nothing in the police report about breed of dog, btw.

    • Justme
      September 27, 2017 at 8:17 am

      The breed was a blue nose pit bull. Not that it makes any of this okay. The girl is dating the suspects brother. They all reside at the same home. Im willing to bet they even know where he is.

      • bleh
        September 27, 2017 at 9:19 pm

        If the dog attacked him (don’t know if that happened), that makes a bit more sense as to why the suspect attacked the dog.

        If the dog was a pit bull and attacked him, too bad for the dog and case closed.

        • Samantha
          September 30, 2017 at 9:28 pm

          No shit did u see his tiny dog that’s why he attacked it

  • Sloppy
    September 25, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    Not to be a homo, but he’s a pretty good looking guy. That’s surprising- usually these shitbags look like they were fished out of the trashcan over at the Human Genome Project.
    Most of the sacks of dicks we see and read about on here, if they were wearing a suit, would just look like some trashy piece of shit who got his hands on a suit somehow. But with this guy, sans tattoos, you could totally picture him as some guy on the Board of Finance at a bank.

    • Lou P
      September 26, 2017 at 11:58 am

      …maybe ….maybe.

      Until they open their mouth and utter just a couple of words. Then you can tell right away – dumb, uneducated, trash.

  • Someone who knows all of em'
    September 25, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    Someone asked why she won’t cooperate. #1 the address this occured is close to his family’s home. #2 try Googleing his name, his family is nothing nice and he is only 1 of many. #3 some people can actually spot prison tats. So I think that would be enough, and don’t be fooled Taunton Police and people who live in Taunton are VERY familiar with him and his clan.

    • Justme
      September 26, 2017 at 9:41 am

      Maybe she isn’t coroperating because it’s her boyfriends brother that did it, or because they all live at the same address. She isn’t afraid. She lives with this family that’s why she isn’t saying anything. There is a lot more to this story…

  • whatevuh
    September 25, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    can we all spell L-O-S-E-R ?

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 25, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Ever notice they ALL smoke?

    You would think it was a sign of a mental disorder or something…


  • They call me Ponch
    September 25, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    I need a better look at the slampuppet

  • The Rant Queen
    September 25, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Why isnt the victim cooperating with police?? More importantly, is the dog okay?

    • My Name Here
      September 26, 2017 at 1:13 am

      Ummmmmm she’s scared? Why else? Lol she probably doesn’t want that psycho coming back for seconds.

      • Meet me anywhere
        November 30, 2019 at 5:34 am

        The dogs dead and so is the junky cunt who got stabbed good riddance case closed

  • gumblesnort
    September 25, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Sure if he’s spotted in Worcester we’ll pass it along. The only problem is he looks like every other fucking degenerate in the Woo and there are lots of them.

    • Wabbitt
      September 27, 2017 at 3:01 am

      He’d blend in pretty well in Webduh, too.

  • Justme
    September 25, 2017 at 8:14 pm


    96 North Washington St
    North Attleboro, Massachusetts

  • Transvaginal Buttafuoco
    September 25, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    WTF. Did this mental midget get that garbage tattooed on his face because he didn’t go through puberty?

  • Justme
    September 25, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    He owned a tattoo parlor in Attleboro last I had known. He may no longer own it since it was co-owned with his ex girlfriend who left him almost two years ago. I can’t explain his behavior or justify it in anyway, but I will say that he is a really good tattoo artist.

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