• This Lady Is So Mad At Turtleboy Because She Thinks He Was One Of The Quincy Chuds Who Attacked The Milton Boys On Marina Bay Pier



    This Lady Is So Mad At Turtleboy Because She Thinks He Was One Of The Quincy Chuds Who Attacked The Milton Boys On Marina Bay Pier

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    The Turtleboy inbox is a magical place. If only you all could see the hundreds of messages Desk Girl has to wade through each and every day. Like this one:

    Oh snap, she got us!! Pony tail McGee has finally been doxxed. It was South Shore Turtlegirl all along!!

    Just to clarify, Turtleboy was NOT one of the individuals involved in the vicious Quincy video. We broke the story and then exposed their identities. I don’t quite understand how anyone could possibly have read our blogs, and the R-rated words we used to describe these little pieces of shit, and still reached the conclusion that we were talking about ourselves, but there are people out there who actually think like this. These people can vote. They can breed. And they can use Facebook. Shocking, because I thought someone like this would have slightly better reading comprehension skills:

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    Discussion

    1. juror seven esq.


      Short story, but still had to closeout 5 pop up ads while reading it.

      1. BlackandWhite


        Use an ad blocker (mobile & desktop). I have zero pop ups. Pretty simple.

    2. The Executioner


      Shocker!
      And why does she go by the name of the actor that played Jesse on Breaking Bad? What is she/he? A transgendered hispanic Jew? Not that I am prejudiced or anything…

      She/He seems VERY confused…

    3. Stunt Penis


      Those tats just scream “Harvard grad” and “NASA employee” to me.

    4. Angrybob


      invoking karma while wishing harm and death on someone…irony

    5. DRYLAW


      LOVE THE TITTIES THOUGH.

      1. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


        We’ve been over this before. Fat girl titties don’t count.

        1. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


          “We’ve been over this before. Fat girl titties don’t count.”

          well played.

    6. Maggie the Cat


      This woman has PROBLEMS!

      1. Pica Panish


        …like reading comprehension in English

    7. Buster


      Nice tits.

      1. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


        Doesn’t FUPA matter though? Just curious but when you are getting your hump on do you ever look down? cuz staring a tits is good for just so long…

    8. Cooper


      Motor boat them boobs…

      1. Tittays


        You motorboatin sonuvabitch you

    9. scooby do


      Anyone who tattoos the satanic pentagram on their chest is fucking nuts. I saw living dead, stay away from this person.

      1. U a clown


        Ummmmm…. that’s a Star of David…. LMAO

      2. Sonny's Mom


        Not a pentagram, it’s a Magen David. Maybe she’s “into Kabbala” just because Madonna sez it’s soooo cool!

        Seriously, the number of stupid people who just fire away on FB without a clue as to any back-story– or a drop of motivation to just look it up– never ceases to amaze me.

        1. kevi packs a mean 9 iron


          And that’s what happened here. She is not a dumb bitch because she has reading comprehension problems but she is because she doesn’t read.

    10. Chip Striker


      What a dumb cunt

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