Tormenting an elderly woman is low – but now we can all laugh at his small pecker! 

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What would you do if your mom was a hard-working store owner and she had been tormented almost every day for a month? I guess it depends on the level of harassment, right? 

This kind. 

For weeks this shrinky-dink crack snacker would walk in to Broadway Market in Pawtucket with his dick hanging out of his pants. He would wait for the elderly woman to be alone which is  a whole different level of sick. He would pretend like it wasn’t a thing until she finally caught a picture of him and sent it to her son. The mother was beside herself. Needless to say, her kid was pissed. He took to Facebook to blow up the guy,  who is allegedly named Dylan Couture, right the fuck up. It took almost no time for people to start blowing up Dylan’s spot. 

The 54 year-old woman is a devout Muslim and my first impression was that he was doing this as some kind of morbid joke to her modesty and beliefs. No, I haven’t gone SJW. I’m simply saying that if it was my mom, my sister, or any of the surly women I’ve ever met running the counter at cumbies they would have chopped that mini-excuse for a peen off and fed it to him. He took advantage of this woman’s religious culture and I think that’s pretty clear. 

But I’d like to believe that this dude just wasn’t getting enough attention from his gaunt-looking hump-pal named Alicia Gardener. She’s got all the signs of a winner. Two kids that clearly aren’t his and the dog Snapchat filter. 

It’s a sad day when I’m praying for someone to be a creep and not a bigot as if the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

I spoke with Ahmed, the woman’s son, and he said Dylan would come in everyday, small mushroom blazing, and ask her for a Dutch. He would flick his two-inch flesh wonder after she handed him the blunt wrap and leave the store. 

Ahmed called the police and was told that the pint-sized flasher would be charged with Sexual Harrasment and Disorderly Conduct. 

I think they are missing an indecent exposure charge in there. That would land him on the sex offender registery if he were convinced and it sound like he deserves it. 

I’m shocked that this guy doesn’t have any Google trophies so of you know the guy with the small penis – message us with the dirt.