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Thousands Of Horny Pervs Discovered Turtleboy By Searching For Katie Hill Noodz After This Whiny, Self Indulgent Twat Cried About Resigning All Day On Twitter 

 

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On Sunday California Congresswoman Katie Hill resigned after her underwhelming noodz combing her 21 year old campaign worker/scissor sister began circulating on the Interwebz.

She really had no choice, considering the entire basis of the #MeToo movement revolved around the idea that people in positions of power can’t have sex with their subordinates because their subordinates cannot consent with someone who holds power over them and pays their salary. I actually didn’t hear that she resigned at first and only noticed it because we were getting a bunch of traffic on the blog we published about her on Friday from all over the country, and here’s what they were typing into Google before finding us. TB Daily News

Turtleboy Sports:

People really wanted to see those noodz.

But like I said, it was really just a big let down, considering the fact that she’s actually got a really pretty face.

I know some right wing sites have run with the whole, “that’a a Nazi tattoo above her stench trench” thing, but I find it hard to believe that this woman is secretly a Nazi. And if we’re gonna call out the left for calling everyone Nazis the same rules should apply to the right.

Anyway, she didn’t HAVE TO resign, but she did so because she barely won in her first election and she’d almost definitely lose her second. Might as well quit now because it’s just bad optics for the party. Pretty interesting that AOC and Ilhan Omar couldn’t use their platforms to defend a member of their team. Guess “The Squad” doesn’t have any extra room for basic Becky’s from California.

Now you go to Katie Hill’s Twitter account and it’s just this embarrassing stream of her retweeting articles that portray her as some sort of victim here.

Retweeting people who cry for you on your behalf is such a passive-aggressive douchey move.

To be clear, her husband is obviously a chud too. With her consent he was posting pictures of her on those “bang my wife” videos. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of those. I just like it when it’s not my wife. To me there’s nothing more emasculating than being a dude and begging other dudes to do your job for you because you’d rather punch the clown in the corner and watch.

But at the same time, the fact that she thinks she’s a victim in this is remarkable. She resigned because Nancy Pelosi told her to. Let’s not forget, Nancy and crew run to the defense of Ilhan Omar every time she says something stupid or marries another one of her brothers. She could’ve done the same for Katie Hill, but instead she remained silent publicly. Behind closed doors there is no doubt in my mind that her people told Hill’s people that she needed to resign. This has nothing to do with republicans and everything to do with democrats cutting bait with dead weight. There is no room in that party for a 32 year old white woman on a bang my wife website.

And no, it’s not something any millenial can relate to. To each their own, but this shit is just weird. I can safely say that I’ve never sat naked in a room with a fully clothed 21 year old lover, combing her hair.

The bottom line is that Katie Hill is a massive hypocrite because she ran on a platform of attacking Brett Kavanaugh and demanding that women be put in positions of power because they’re less likely to fuck their subordinates.

And while she was doing that she was scissoring with a hot 22 year old who she was paying with campaign contributions, and who she had complete control over. General rule of thumb – if you’re fucking your boss, it’s probably unethical.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • Jayo
    November 4, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    A spoiled douchebag white boy pens an article about a spoiled white girl?? How original…

  • BostonMike
    October 30, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    For some perspective, Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl and he’s sitting in the Oval Office.

    • Penis In Womens Sports
      October 31, 2019 at 2:37 am

      Your sister fantasizing about Trumps cock doesnt make it rape. Maybe she should go to a Chicago bath house and flash Obama her penis.

  • Congress isn’t Fir Everyone
    October 30, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    She’s actually blaming her ex husband for her actions? So much for a powerful woman I guess. What a lying manipulative cunt

  • Dr. Ed
    October 30, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Why is no one mentioning her drinking — being drunk in Congress….

  • C Minstein
    October 30, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Why are so many women such disgusting fucking hypocrites? When it’s one of theirs, they close ranks and blame men again. And that’s WITH proof and horrific ethics violations. If it’s rumored about a man, they’re ready to tar and feather him based on rumor and no excuse matters, and anyone associated with those men (i.e. their families, wife and kids) are spared. Goddamn fucking lunatics.

  • Throuple Is The New Marriage Standard
    October 30, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Remember boys and girls to make sure that you dont dress up as a bride for Halloween because liberals like Katie Hill ssy it is offensive to all women.
    Being a bride is not wholesome and good. You have to up your standards in libturd Sodom and Gomorrah land.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 30, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Very rare when you find a woman whose naked body is consistent with her chin. Her body has a double chin, fuck, it’s weird.

  • TortugaNiño
    October 30, 2019 at 8:26 am

    I’ve seen better nudes in National Geographic.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 30, 2019 at 5:50 am

    I’d only be searching for Katie Hill porn if I needed to projectile vomit.

    Pretty face, but you can already see she’s got the fat-chick thing rolling with the shape of her face.

  • Tommy Topsfield
    October 30, 2019 at 1:37 am

    interesting, I actually found this website when I searched for “sexy bald Worcester man” for a wank. haha, love you guys, hold the fort against these insane lefties

  • Uncle Kraft
    October 30, 2019 at 1:02 am

    This is why I like elementary Chinese kids you ever hear someone say “there’s a good looking Jew” no never. Ugly people might find her attractive,ugh.

  • Mike Jones
    October 29, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    That picture of her combing the girls hair, is really fucking weird.

  • Kavanaugh Is Laughing At This Filthy Cunt Now
    October 29, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    This filthy cunt is saying its all a right wing smear job and she will be vindicated.this repulsive cunt is going to play the female victim card. I am held to a different standard. She used her power to obtain sex from a young female staffer and needs to go.
    GOOD RIDDANCE

  • MrSmiley
    October 29, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Makeup and photoshop have the closest relationship with this creature. Good riddance to another leftist shhhhitbaaag.

  • Katie Hill
    October 29, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Oooooopppsss! I forgot about Bill Clinton on my list of Men.

  • Randall Guy's Dad
    October 29, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Chris Hayes is sooo sexy!

  • bigdaddy
    October 29, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    What the hell is that big black thing between her legs ? She really needs to see see a Dr

  • would
    October 29, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    What female (adult) ass is swinging closest to you while you eat dinner after work at home? That’s what matters most.

  • Hmmmmm
    October 29, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    And yet these “thousands” aren’t donating a single penny to this blog.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 30, 2019 at 3:57 pm

      Why don;t you step up and feed the kitty then?

      I don’t see you earning too much at the Natick Crack Shack though, champ.

  • JJ
    October 29, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    I often wonder what it is that you’re drinking, when you say that some of these women are attractive, She is not good looking at all, not even kissable after a bottle of everclear. You can see the pimple scabs behind the cake frosting!
    Faakkinnn gross man & her body looks like a fit 70 year old grandmother’s at best. Are you drunk my friend? I know you’re not stoned! I poke the smots heavily and I couldn’t even get stoned enough to say she is attractive!

    You want to see some real beautiful woman who dont need all the frosting? Ask your s.o. for a pass, I’ll show you some naturally beautiful woman who dont do the cake up!

  • Yuck
    October 29, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Most disappointing noodz evah!!!!

    • Worse that Katie
      October 29, 2019 at 8:51 pm

      Get yer Rosie O’Donnell nudz right here…get ’em while theyre hot…

    • bigdaddy
      October 29, 2019 at 9:37 pm

      It could have been worse There could be noodz of Maxine Waters

  • Lee Ho
    October 29, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Don’t get your honey where you make your money.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      October 29, 2019 at 9:42 pm

      She a fuckin’ howah, right Lee?

  • Karma Cometh
    October 29, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Democrats are imploding or dying because they’ve been in office for decades. Karma all around

  • Finn
    October 29, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    Why is it slut-shaming if it’s a woman and egregious behavior if it’s a man?

    Personally, I don’t give a shit what you do in your private life. However, when you start acting like a self-righteous hypocrite in your professional life for advancement and gain – fuck you.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Dominoes Pissa
    October 29, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Pervin now pervin now pervi now waawaawaa. Everybody be pervin now pervin now pervin now waawaawaa.

  • Startled Pancake
    October 29, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    IMMA VICTIM IMMA CALL MY LAWYER AFTER ANOTHER NAKED SELFIE

    LOL Bitch ain’t no victim, Bitch be a scammer who got…

    wait for it

    EXPOSED

    Bwahahahahhahahahahhaha

    BTW, Brett Kavenaugh sayd, “Here’s to you…suckin’ my dick!”

    • Y
      October 29, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Excellent work.
      The Diceman is a legend!
      He’s the guy to get banned from MTV.

      Ever see Adventures of Ford Fairlane?

      • Judge dread
        October 29, 2019 at 8:06 pm

        Check out some ADC on Opie and Anthony w/Jim Norton clips on YouTube. Classic.

      • JJ
        October 29, 2019 at 8:46 pm

        I remember sneaking down stairs in the middle of the night with my brothers so we could watch Dice on VHS. I was 8 if that. Mom got dad an eff ton of movies for Christmas one year. The rents didnt want me or the siblings watching it. Well mom didnt, dad put it on Christmas day after he opened it. I think we got through the first 3 fucks before she flipped her lid and made our dad hide the movies. Our parents loved Dice but didnt want us exposed to him at such a young age. Damn we were young!

        One of my brothers found the movies and we all set a time to go down stairs and watch them late night. Everything went fine for the first 2 weeks. then one night we watched the hickory dickory dock skit. We were holding the laughing in for days. The 2 little brothers were doing ok but we often had to threaten them to keep it down. We did not want to get caught, especially by our mom. we made it almost all the way through the video and then that skit was on. As soon as he said, the clock struck 2 I dropped my goo. the 2 little ones couldn’t contain the laughing. Me and the other middle brothers thought the older ones were going to kill them. Then we all busted out laughing at 2 a.m when we overheard mom saying, your fucking sons found the movies. let’s just say, we never watched any of his movies ever again. Till this day I think we all have PTSD from that night lmfao. None of us has ever watched him again after.
        Mom was livid for days, she even smashed the damn Nintendo. Cops came, neighbors woke up lmao. The good ole days!

        The sad part is I’m still very young.
        I’ve seen the change in society since then and it sucks. Mass media, mtv and the internet has ruined our social and moral fabric as a nation.

      • Startled Pancake
        October 29, 2019 at 9:23 pm

        Ford Fairlane is a work of stunning acumen. Even the poster looked like Gone with the Wind.

        Ed O’Neill and Robert Englund as Smiley was a real plus.

        • Booty Time
          October 29, 2019 at 9:42 pm

          Booty Time

  • Captain Trips
    October 29, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    What an asshole. Completely blames all of this on her ‘abusive ex-husband’. Didn’t look like you were tied and bound in the nude bong pic or brushing a young Kirstie Alley’s hair nude.

    Takes no responsibility for any of it.

    What a Democrat. The party of weirdos and the mentally ill.

  • Alan Vrankovich
    October 29, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    She reminds me of Bobbin’ for Boners. Blonde, kinda hot but not really, seems like a super freak!

    • Realestatepup
      October 30, 2019 at 11:47 am

      I was thinking her GF looked like Selma Blair from Hellboy.
      Anyway…
      Her generation, and anyone under, has zero privacy boundaries. None. They take pictures of everything, everyone, everywhere, doing anything. Then they post it to a thousand websites and are shocked when it comes back to bite them in the ass.
      And the wide open view on any sex you want to have any time with anyone is what has led us here.
      I don’t give a rat’s ass about her sex life, but yeah, you can’t bang a paid staff member you are in charge of and then expect no consequences when the entire world can see you dancing around like a crazy stoned monkey.

  • Y
    October 29, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Let’s go Turtle Riders, click/open her YouTube video and smash that dislike button!!

    She already has more dislikes than likes.

  • Y
    October 29, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Ilhan bangs her subordinate and she pays him, too, but she’s colored, so she gets a pass.

    • Melvin Udall
      October 29, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Colored…like thick MO-lasses

  • Rep. HUNT
    October 29, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Bitch looks like a department store dummy.

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