To All My Normal Friends On Facebook Who Are Still Whining: You Are Embarrassing Yourself And You Are So Much Better Than This

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Look, I understand why people voted for Hillary Clinton. I might not agree with them, but I get it. Donald Trump is a polarizing figure, and easily the most controversial presidential candidate of our lifetime. He was caught on time saying “grab her by the pussy.” He said he wanted to ban all Muslims from coming here. He said a Mexican judge couldn’t hear his case because he’s Mexican. All of that stuff is insane, so it’s perfectly understandable if you chose to vote for Hillary Clinton because of that.

But the fact of the matter is people didn’t like her for very legitimate reasons too. A better candidate probably could’ve beaten Trump. They ran a shitty campaign that was all about why Trump shouldn’t be President, instead of highlighting why Hillary Clinton SHOULD be President. And for that reason and many others, she lost.

But I’m seeing people who I really, really respect completely embarrassing themselves on social media, and I feel bad for them. The Internet is forever, and the things you’re writing make you look ridiculous. You’re acting like whiny little SJW’s that we’ve all laughed at collectively as a group for years now.

Let’s look at some of the stuff that’s being shared right now. First there’s notorious white guy Shaun King, who has over a million followers on Facebook and will literally share any anecdote that he heard third hand:



























Just so we are clear, racism is alive and well in this country, as it would be in any nation of over 300 million people. But it’s far from mainstream. Racists are white trash degenerates with nothing to lose. They don’t give a shit about being exposed as racist because they never plan on applying for a job anywhere or being accepted by mainstream society.

So when I see stuff like this, sure, some of it could be real. But most of them are hoaxes. Smart people can figure that out. Smart people hear an unconfirmed anecdote from a stranger and are hesitant before taking their story as fact. Ya know, since they’re strangers and all. Dumb people blindly believe it and share it on Facebook. We know Shaun King is dumb, but my friends who I have respect for……..you guys should be better than that.

Here’s some more stuff:



There is a 99% chance that Lunenburg mother put that swastika up there.


The Huffington Post has over 8 million followers on Facebook. They’re intentionally inflaming the masses to believe a Trump supporter did this because they were emboldened by the election of President-Elect Trump. Proof? Not necessary. Confirmed sources? Nah, we’re good. We just need a catchy headline that idiots will share.




Rolling Stone!!! The same magazine that just was forced to pay $25 million to a Virginia fraternity for making up a completely fabricated story about a gang rape. Facts didn’t matter then, so why should they now?

Then there’s the ever reliant Occupy Democrats Facebook page, with over 4 million followers:




If you’ve ever shared anything from Occupy Democrats, then I feel bad for you. I see people I respect sharing this site like it’s some sort of valid source. It’s not. It’s just a bunch of Cop Block rejects making things up for page views.


A guy who voted for Trump did something terribly offensive. Therefore Trump shouldn’t be President. People actually are this brainwashed right now to believe this is logical.


Yea, that looks real. Definitely. The most gay friendly President in American history inspired a random attack on a gay man that left him looking like he was eaten by a Velociraptor, yet he’s still smiling. Better hit the share button!!!

Oh, and by the way, most of the stories you’re sharing have been easily disproven:


Just so we’re clear, every time you bash people who voted for Trump, you’re making yourself look like one of the idiots we mock on our site on a daily basis. I’m sure you’ve laughed at these idiots too. But now you’re one of them. Take a step back from the Internet for a few days until you’ve calmed your tits. It will save you the public humiliation that you’re inflicting upon yourself. If you wanted to be fair, then at least show the countless videos out there of Trump supporters minding their own business and being attacked:

Anyway, this was just a shoutout to my friends who I respect. I still love you guys, and I just want what is best for you. Right now you have a disease. It’s affecting your brain and thinking capabilities. But there is a solution – stay off of Facebook for a few days.


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35 Comment(s)
  • april
    November 12, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    FB is still out of control. Insults are flying (myself included). I voted for Clinton but respect the outcome. My aunt who has a high powered job for the govt in dept of agriculture decided to cut down and shame all trump voters. Saying no one can be educated and vote for him, etc. Was and got really rude really fast.
    needless to say I told her to stick her milk & fsrm fresh eggs up her ass.
    should make an interesting Thaksgiving.
    i find myself defending this outcome and Trump supports even though I so badly didnt want him to win because people are looking like some sad sour grapes.

  • Paul Larson
    November 12, 2016 at 9:20 am

    Hi Realist,

    The veterans you know deserve their benefits. One of my buddies that was with me in Northern I-Corps has gotten $600 each month for PTSD and $600 each month for Agent Orange for years and years. I don’t begrudge him those benefits, but I have gone almost 50 years without such financial buttressing. He’s a Democrat and I am a Republican.

    However when I came back, the US government made me pay back my GI Bill benefits, because I filled the GI Bill application out wrong. My friends had all become hippies, and I didn’t turn against them, so local and state police harassed me and my father for years, so I had a Federal Civil Rights case, Civil Action # 71-1675-W, and I got my justice. I don’t shoot police, I take them to court to get justice.

    If you think I am not historical, why don’t you point out where I am not historical? Then we can have a discussion and arrive at the facts. Just like when Hilllary didn’t talk about how she didn’t secure our national secrets, or how she didn’t talk about how she was going to make people free again, nor did she describe how she was going to make our nation secure again, and she didn’t describe how she was going to support our police. However, Trump did, and that is why he won.

    Paul Larson

  • Independent Thinker
    November 12, 2016 at 6:37 am

    There is no excuse for the violence taking place at these anti-Trump rallies, which are most likely highly organized by influential leftists.
    Very few are complaining about that crazy woman from Worcester who threatened to shoot Trump supporters. Lady, keep in mind that many of us are armed, so you may want to reconsider.

    Post-election depression. Another new term I heard. Reason #1050 why I voted for Trump. The codling and creation of safe spaces needs to stop. More needs to be said about all of these corporations that had counselors in their buildings all week offering assistance to employees over the outcome of the election. In addition to wasting money, very little got done at many of these companies this week. Then they went around to employees who were actually working instead of crying and going to counselors and told them, “even though Trump is going to be our President, everything is going to be OK.” This has no place at work.

    • Hugh Beaumont
      November 12, 2016 at 7:37 am

      Probably time to buy some big pharma stocks. Anit-depressant sales should start to spike.

  • Paul Larson
    November 11, 2016 at 8:39 pm


    I had a worker at UPS who told me he went to college. I asked him what the pro-slavery party of the United States was. He answered “Whigs”? I told him the Whigs started out as a branch of the Democratic Party, but that it was the Democratic Party itself that was the pro-slavery party. After a while, I asked him if he would rebut my argument. He told me there was nothing to rebut, because it was all history. But Democrats run our cities and they run our school committees and Democrats don’t teach their own history because they are ashamed of their own historical behavior.

    If you think there is something wrong with my history, why don’t you take up the argument and rebut my argument with historical facts, rather than slurs. Just like Hillary saying “Stronger Together” but calling half of Republican Trump’s supporters “deplorables.” That is calling 25% of the American people “deplorable”. In fact, she is a traitor to this nation, from my experience in the USMC in Vietnam.

    But you probably don’t know, because I don’t believe that you would ever risk your life to serve your country or your community to protect every other American citizens’ freedoms. My friend Mike did, he got shot through the head. My friend Carl got hit 3 times in the gut and got cut in half. My friend Steve was crushed by a tank. And I served in Vietnam as well, and all I got out of it was a broken back, agent orange poisoning and PTSD. And guess what, I never put in for a handout from the VA, because I am a Republican.

    Paul Larson

    • Realist
      November 11, 2016 at 10:57 pm

      Paul, Thanks for your service. Although you do have a lot of the history correct, your opinion is not historical. Also what does identifying as a Repubican have to do with receiving VA benefits? I have several friends, as well as a family member who receive those benefits they are entitled to, and they are Republican.

  • Paul Larson
    November 11, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    From the book: 1877-America’s Year Of Living Violently, by Michael A. Bellesiles, page 28-29:

    “… the Democrats fielded former Confederate officers and officials in every Southern state; in South Carolina every Democratic candidate was a Confederate veteran … When Attorney General Taft investigated events in the South, he reported to Hayes that the Democrats were using murder to win the election. Taft was doing his best to protect black citizens but the Democratic majority in the House of Representatives crippled this effort by refusing to appropriate funds for the army … Democrats saw no reason to alter Chief Justice Roger Taney’s Dred Scott reasoning that blacks had “no rights that the white man was bound to respect.”

    Chief Justice Taney had been nominated by Democrat Andrew Jackson and confirmed by the Democratic majority in 1836.

    Paul Larson

    • Vj
      November 11, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      Fuck off Paul, you’re reaching Bobnmic levels of annoying with your stupid history lessons

      • BobnMic
        November 11, 2016 at 11:20 pm

        Well Vj or vajayjay or whatever the fuck you are. Maybe if you didn’t fucking fall asleep during history class before you dropped out of high school you may be more informed on what the fuck is happening in the world today. My advice – Go and get your GED and get a clue as to what the fuck is happening all around you. If you were to ever consider college that would also open up some mental doors as well. But with you – nah. Don’t waste your time. The world does in fact need burger flippers…

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    November 11, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    I’m just here for the Kevin Lynch comments!

  • JRod
    November 11, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    I love how a truck is “scaring the hell out of everyone”

    • Fatfingr Lou
      November 11, 2016 at 5:34 pm

      They were too young for Maximum Overdrive. Ha!

  • dingusmaximus
    November 11, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    These people are pathetic…….There are surely real incidents mixed with the false, because there is a % of the population that are awful human beings. However, much like the disservice a false sexual assault claim does to real victims, I simply cant take any of this seriously because I just lump it in with the typical falsified hysterics of the liberal youngsters……. GET OVER IT.

    On to more important things…..anyone else hear Turtleboy mentioned on Lou FN Dobbs last night?….

  • Reddog
    November 11, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    These people clearly don’t listen to rap music. If they did they would really be scared,yet they put Tupac on a pedistal. Anybody else that drops the n-bomb besides them scares them. Go jump in the lake!

  • kabma
    November 11, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    HRC ran a shitty, lazy “everyone get a trophy” campaign and she truly expected to win (as did her entitled SJW crew) just by entering the contest.
    I am pretty liberal, but as soon as she paraded those “mothers of the movement” on stage (Mike Brown’s mother etc., give me a fucking break) I was OUT.
    She never said one word about all the police officers gunned down or the BLM frauds.
    … and the crack dealer and his cop-hater wife slinging the n word and misogyny at her party?
    Who the fuck does she think she is, I died laughing!

    • Fatfingr Lou
      November 11, 2016 at 5:25 pm

      She hid and let the media run the campaign for her. When she woke up, it was too late. Then her “base” couldn’t get their lazy asses out of bed, even with a couple of extra weeks.

      Underestimate people, and ignore them, to your peril. A well motivated team can topple any empire.

      Congratulations New Mr. President! Shoot for the moon!

  • Realist
    November 11, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    These posts have taken over my feed! I can even find any more of the “Benghazi” or “Birther” posts!

    • Realist
      November 11, 2016 at 4:14 pm


      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        November 11, 2016 at 4:24 pm

        Puerile. Unoriginal. Desperate. Self-aggrandizing.

        As usual.

        • Realist
          November 11, 2016 at 6:25 pm

          The truth though!

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 11, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    I’d bet 99% of this shit is made up or vandalism done by the shitlibs on the left…especially the nazi references that were spray painted. Faux hate crimes is how they maintain their relevance. There’s a website devoted to this called fakehatecrimes(dot)org that keeps track of all their fuckery. It’s database is going to increase exponentially over the next 8 years as these fucktards have no other idea to advance their agenda.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      November 11, 2016 at 3:59 pm

      I’m still confused as to what exactly their agenda is? It’s like it’s never enough? So, they want everything to be free and everybody to constantly praise each other? And also we all should make millions for doing a pointless job that a robot will do a million times better. We should all be incredibly obese and called “so cute” by the world every time we load a pic on Tumblr? Also, steal all you want because the cops are wrong for telling you “no”. Honestly, I’m really confused on what their ultimate goal is.

      • Hugh Beaumont
        November 12, 2016 at 7:24 am

        The overall objective is bigger and more encompassing government.

  • Harambe
    November 11, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    No one has mentioned that many of these images were online well before Trump was elected (I distinctly remember the “blackface” one from a few weeks back). Everyone needs to deal with the fact this guy is our president and grow the F up.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      November 11, 2016 at 3:56 pm

      Dicks out for ya!

  • Mike
    November 11, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Oh and the gay guy, worst makeup job ever

    • Walter
      November 14, 2016 at 9:50 am

      Let me tell you something else. I’ve seen a lot of head wounds, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. I’ve never been more certain in my life.

  • Mike
    November 11, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    I find it odd that no one has any video evidence of any of this. Everyone has a camera at the ready today, all businesses have cameras rolling 24X7, especially gas stations.
    Just more lies from the left

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      November 11, 2016 at 4:18 pm

      Only violence I’ve seen on video is by the libs/anarchists/pussy mobs against decent people who didn’t support their criminal candidate. People used to get arrested for that kind of behavior – but not if you’re a liberal, an illegal, or thug/slug in Obama’s lawless society.

      Pretty much everything you see or hear from the main stream media is the exact opposite of reality. This is what the Democrats have sown. Thank a lib!

      Dangerous times ahead if you are a contributing American that supports the Constitution, our President-elect, and the rule of law – and not a thug with a mob of degenerates behind you.

  • BlackandWhite
    November 11, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    I think everything is being blown way out of proportion. People are feeding off from negative social media. It would be fantastic if Facebook & Twitter could be shut down for a few weeks until everyone cools off.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    November 11, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    Talk about oppression. I have still only hinted who I voted for after we won. I’m so afraid to lose friends on FB who are posting this kind of stuff. They’re good people but they are being too emotional and not looking at reality anymore.

    Extremism on either side is bad.

    Try explaining to liberals how Trump’s deportations will actually help struggling legal immigrants/minorities/BLACK PEOPLE. We’re not against race. We’re against illegal behavior. They can’t see beyond the delusional ideas of white supremacy and genocide. If you’re in, legal, and being a good person, chill out. You get to stay no matter what color you are. Don’t get in trouble by lighting stuff on fire maybe?

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 11, 2016 at 3:43 pm

      Fuck ’em. Let them defriend or block you. Ultimately you’ll be better off without their negativity.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      November 11, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      They have no interest in truth or facts. They like being sheep – it’s easier.

      • Realist
        November 11, 2016 at 6:29 pm

        Ain’t that the truth! Now back to my Facebook only right wing propaganda feeds!

    • JRod
      November 11, 2016 at 5:09 pm

      Key sentence there “We’re against illegal behavior”. Thats why all these scumbags are running around doing what they want. They ignore laws. They love criminals and protect them. punishing people is mean.

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