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Tonight’s Agenda For Turtleboy Live With Bret, Manchester Turtlette And Grandpa Turtle Is On Fire

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Hey turtle riders! This week’s Live show is indeed going to be special as it is the first time in Turtleboy history that the broadcast will be hosted by Bret The Killer Killoran, Grandpa Turtle and Manchester Turtlette without Uncle Turtle. Things may get out of hand, and if Manch has anything to say about it…things WILL get out of hand.

We’ll be broadcasting from the Turtleboy Sports Returns page, click on that link to like the page. We asked turtle riders what time they wanted us to go live and the overwhelming majority requested 9pm. We also asked what you would like to talk about and here’s the agneda for the show. See you guys at 9!

  • Maude “The Fraud” Gorman- fake gang rape, cheating at marathons and finally getting caught, losing sponsorships and so, so much more.
  • Anthony DeYoung who is dropping a Turtleboy diss track this coming week and his aunt who likes to park in handicap spots for fun.
  • The Citizens Social Justice Report page who Bret went to battle with in the comments section. They pulled this shit last night:



  • Kate Peter who keeps calling Bret and thinks that this is how things work:



  • We will also be discussing the ongoing investigation into Off Leash K9 Training LLC and those who have been exposed.


As always, we will try to get these people on the phone. Also, we’ll taking questions for listeners so get your questions ready. See you at 9pm on the Turtleboy Sports Returns page!

1 Comment(s)
  • Uncle Randy
    August 12, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Yo where’s this podcast fam?

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