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Tow Truck Whose Medical Fundraiser Was Pimped Out By Charlton Police On Facebook Offered A Woman $3K To Have Sex With Her, Take Pictures, Send Them To His Ex-Wife To Upset Her 


In November the Charlton Police shared a fundraiser for Mike Lundquist, the owner of Boomba’s Towing in Charlton, after he allegedly had unspecified medical bills. However, this well respected man around town also offered a woman $3K to allow him to take pictures of them having sex so that he could send them to his ex-wife in order to upset her. He’s also said and done some other questionable things, but Charlton Police appear to be covering for him. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News.



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56 Comment(s)
  • Lucy stone
    February 27, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    Imagine making fake posts about someone who runs a successful Business while you sit around making people look bad Bc your life sucks you’re a clown

  • Dr DementO
    February 26, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    UTB back in the saddle riding crazy around the keyboard and basement. Below are some words to response below

    I must say I find your insights and observations a spot on clinical review of what is most likely going on. Kate Peters needs to further dement Aidansbrain by filing a RTK request at Holden PD and courts and have cray cray UTB be on is own blog? OMG! Ommmmmgggg! Perhaps it is only a few logs away. So Julie and I have been down grading things for a bit. Now more friends with benefits. You guys know what’s tearing us apart. The freakish thing. I was reading on Kate’s blog that she dressed as an oil burner tech. and made a fake service call to Aidan’s ……moms…….basement! Penetrating the soon to be divorced and now straight up legit CRAZY turtle lair !! Wait what? That didn’t happen? My brain made that up? What ever….I saw it in my own brain. And so did you. Did I tell you I am fucking WEIRD!? Yes, but classy and compassionate. Being a Dr requires me value human life and be kind to others. Having a front seat in this shit show is fascinating As a psychiatrist.

  • Inflamed Anus
    My 2 Cents
    February 26, 2021 at 9:30 am

    Well that’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never get back, thanks for wasting it Aidan! Ordinarily I’d say your articles are good and the people you write about deserve the TB fame, but not the case here. Seems to me your issue is more with the Carlton PD, yet you dragged this poor prick through the mud! Give the guy a break, he texted something stupid, many people are guilty of that. You thoughts that this guy knew about the fundraiser because he won’t send you proof of the contrary is ridiculous. I wouldnt fucking give you any more ammo either. Maybe you better continue with your hiatus because if you think this is TB worthy you’re clearly not ready to be back blogging.

  • Breast Killoran
    February 26, 2021 at 1:49 am

    So get this shit. I was trolling ratchet whore on fb that this unemployed basement midget told me to. So I looked at her pics and saw she had a nice young lad that reminded me of my broom closet incident. (That’s besides the fax) So I offered her a fishing trip and a run to Bass Pro Shops. The dumb bitch rejected me and said I’m a liability. What a cunt!

    • Clarissa Earley
      February 28, 2021 at 2:02 pm

      Rrreeeeeaaaallllyyyyy now…..

  • Aidans "incident"
    February 25, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    Skulking around your mother’s basement,reeking of piss and failure and you have the brassneck to label other people lowlifes

  • Judge dread
    February 25, 2021 at 1:28 pm

    $3k to have sex with a woman, a hooker? $3k!!!

    She must have a hell of a nice ass, body, eyes, lips, legs, hair, etc.

    We are addicted to the things we hate.

  • Bret Killoran's Ol' Lady, Paula Douchette
    February 25, 2021 at 11:25 am

    Can someone please help me? I’m working my ass off at a minimum wage job, burning pizzas and shit. I am so tired, I barely have time to wash my pussy after our fuckin evicted neighbor drops loads in it. I have to walk to work, walk to the laundry mat to wash Bret’s ratty Marilyn Manson shirts, walk to the grocery store to buy Doritos and ramen noodles so I can a fuckin’ meal. Bret can’t even work a job at fuckin’ Arby’s, so we are fucked on transportation and shit. Can’t afford it. Between my stinkin’ pussy and Bret’s oily BO, our one room apartment fuckin’ stinks. I don’t kiss the ol’ man anymore, he has nothing in his mouth but black rotted out holes where his teeth used to be. Yuck. I’d like to leave this fuckin’ guy and maybe have sex with someone other than our fuckin’ evicted neighbor, but Bret keeps spending my $150 weekly paychecks on cheap beer and weed. Help. I need out. I’ll clean your house, pack your belongings, I’ll suck your soul right out of your schlong. Anything. Just get me away from this one room apartment and this stinkin’ drunk fuckin’ crackhead. I’m beggin ya.

  • Who Flung Cum
    February 25, 2021 at 10:33 am

    Those bitch tits are impressive.

  • President DJ Trump
    February 25, 2021 at 9:40 am

    TB get your fucking depressed head outa your fucking ass. You want us to believe a fucking whore from Charlton Ma a real shithole town passed up 3 grand to suck a cock? This is fake news. Very fake news

    • CEarley
      February 28, 2021 at 2:07 pm

      Only I don’t live in Charlton, nor have I ever, and definitely not a hooker

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 25, 2021 at 9:19 am

    He won’t fit in back booth, so I’ll have Geisha girl drive to Charlton, let air out of tire, call tow truck!


    • Clarissa Earley
      February 28, 2021 at 12:23 pm

      First of all Im From Auburn and I absolutely passed this Twinkie chocker up! Wouldn’t even touch him with a prosthetic vagina

    February 25, 2021 at 8:59 am

    Is there some way that we can link “Hot Tow Truck Girl” to this story? Is she the girl who was offered the easy money? This story needs pictures of her, just for reference.

  • Jack LaLanne
    February 25, 2021 at 8:13 am

    My German Shepherd Happy would bite this fat slob tow truck driver. He could get work with Macy’s as a parade balloon for the Thanksgiving day extravaganza. A 400 lb. man has health issues, shocking. This just in, water is wet.

  • Tow Truck Guy Supporter
    February 25, 2021 at 8:10 am

    I have to side with the tow truck guy on this.

  • Jesse Pinkman.
    February 25, 2021 at 6:31 am

    Has TB jumped the shark? Because this is a lame story. But that being said the girls name is Clarissa Early. She’s an an unemployed mother of 3 with you guessed it, 3 different dads. She lives with her elderly mother in a trailer on route 20 in Auburn. No job, no license, nothing but a shit stirrer and filtered selfie specialist. Sorry, not sorry. Stay strong Mike, and stop letting women control your life. They are for fun only, don’t go falling in love and putting the pussy on a pedestal. The clock is ticking for Clarissa, what ever good looks she has, they are slipping away fast. Enjoy the attention while you can honey, because before long, you will be old, alone and broke.

    • NOUB
      February 28, 2021 at 1:48 pm

      This fat ass Mike pshh plz.. Y’all are making me sick!!! Stop defending him, he is a sick sick man, the woman ur calling a so called ” Whore” Y’all are sadly mistaken!!! So for this Jess ” Person ” Stop hiding behind the key board like everyone else who’s sticking up for this fat fuck!

    • Clarissa Earley
      February 28, 2021 at 2:11 pm

      2 Fathers, employed, and where I live is probably nicer than the basement you’re off spanking it in. Get your facts straight Jesse

  • Descovy For Prep
    February 24, 2021 at 11:54 pm

    Just read this blog again.Its awful. Have you hired any part time bloggers yet?

    • Judge dread
      February 25, 2021 at 1:06 am

      Spic Tormentor was supposed to be hired soon as a part time blogger would love to see his take on things

    • Clarissa Earley
      February 28, 2021 at 12:20 pm

      2 Fathers, employed, and where I live is probably nicer than the basement you’re off spanking it in. Get your facts straight Jesse!

  • Captain Trips
    February 24, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    One thing I noticed is that Unc seems to project what is going on in his life via his articles.
    For example, when he was chasing that hoe lady cop, he did that 3 part series on the veteran. When KP was crushing him in blogs, he was (and still is) infatuated with trying to bring her down. When he was losing a bunch of fans, he took it out on the cop and vet, Tom.
    He now is shitting on cops again, even though this same week he said shittin on cops and vets is the lowest of the low.
    I get a feeling tuis is projecting his impending separation and current restraining order.
    Does Aidan not realize this is a public record?

    Take your meds Unc.

    • Good insight Trips.
      February 24, 2021 at 11:17 pm

      He has the self awarenesses of a toddler. He is wildly unprincipled and unhinged. He’s benefited from one powerful thing. Social shame and others fears of being the target. Upon a psychological profiling, I believe his mother, who I hear is this sort of parent teacher association nosey gossipy type…the type that goes to church for appearance and judges others harshly…he’s got a superiority complex. He can’t consider others perspectives, much less look at his own failings. He’s incapable. I have to assume that the profile of his mother is true because he was so upset by the article in Worcester that referenced her he marched up there with the camera in his aging face out of breath by the time he reached the office. And he is a total coward who uses the same law he bashes to hide from others…so this was one of the bravest things he’s done. He contradicts himself every other week. BECAUSE, once again, he doesn’t have any principles, he just believes if he does it it can’t be hypocritical or unprincipled. Because he is a man child. Which is why he avoids work, and collects donations and pandemic relief while shaming fraud go fund mes and welfare receipents. Watching this guy’s marriage and personal life crumble, the more and more frequent cries for help with suicide attempts, and the inevitable old age miserable lonely broke shell of a man he is sure to become will be so predictable it won’t even be satisfying. It’s satisfying already because he is already heading there.

      • Dr DeMentO
        February 26, 2021 at 4:12 pm

        Yes, it is I. Dr DemtO! Our observations are extremely accurate, fully developed, and nuisanced. Spot on clinically with the superioriy diagnosis having detached morality. I just got to tell you……I find that fucking HOT! Not the cray cray dude UTB…but the obviously high such Intellegence I sense in your insights. I ok, anyways….would you want to go out for dinner? I am not gay and I hate gay haters.

  • Phil Mianus
    February 24, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    “send me less of the ratchet stuff, I want to focus on going after people that matter” – TB last week

    ….immediately goes after a freaking tow truck driver

  • Suicide-prevention prevention
    February 24, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    People do weird things when there in a rough patch of marriage. I know of this short little loser from Worcester, writes this blog about people but calls the cops if he even comes close to facing backlash. At this point his wife is just so tired of not getting fucked right, and dealing with a total man child. He lives off donations, basically a digital panhandler. So, anyways, this guy got fired for making inappropriate comments to a young girl as teacher it’s rumored. Guess he faked a whole suicide attempt to get back in the big house and at this point his whole marriage is running off of sympathy and “for the sake of the family.” I.e…..the wife’s sick of him but they have kids.
    Pathetic what some guys do when their marriage is on the rocks.

  • whatevuh
    February 24, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    he would need a tow truck to haul that fat ass around . . . .

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Aidan K earney the bottom feeder.
    February 24, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    Id pay that big dude to sit on my face and put me outta my misery because im a loser who writes dumbass blogs about people, single moms and people struggling through bad times, etc to bring meaning to my depressing life. Pathetic af. Eat shit Aidan.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Aidans mommy
    February 24, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    Garbage just like the loser who wrote it.

  • Jarhead
    February 24, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    pigs covering something up, l don’t believe it, LoL sounds like my Town.

  • Jarhead
    February 24, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    Fucking Cops covering something up, l don’t believe it, LoL sounds like my Town.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    February 24, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    Tow truck drivers are some of the most vile scum in the universe. Don’t give a shit if you towed out some chinks car who flew off the road in broad daylight

    Not that I would give a cent to anyone with “health issues” who weighs 400lbs regardless

    • Target Shift Leader
      February 24, 2021 at 8:31 pm

      Matt, what did we say about being on our phones during work hours? Get off your phone and get back to work, those shelves aren’t going to stock themselves.

    • Sal O’Mal
      February 24, 2021 at 8:36 pm

      Dude you work part time at Target, at least tow truck drivers have actual jobs lol.

  • So not blogworthy
    February 24, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Go after ratchets not some guy going through a divorce who said something in a text message he didn’t even follow through on. WTF.

  • Liberal Privilege
    February 24, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    DWI charges dropped against Bruce Springsteen, who pleads guilty to just drinking in the park and pulling a George Michael at a rest stop.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 24, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    Unc, let’s be honest… this whole article is straight up garbage. Way below the quality of what we are used to here. They raised 3k for some fat slob and he tried spending it on a hooker. Unless he faked cancer and scammed like 30k this isn’t even blog worthy.

    The three blogs I sent in were way more interesting than this. My offer still stands brother, don’t let free help go to waste.

    • Pence/Tormentor 2024
      February 24, 2021 at 5:25 pm

      I would kill to see some blogs from you lol. You should just start your own page, and have daily spic stories from Lawrence and go review Mexican restaurants and businesses, it would be a damn gold mine haha. You’re way too talented to be wasting your comedy in the TB comment section bro

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      February 24, 2021 at 6:03 pm

      Sorry faggot, I have a real job

      The more you comment this, the funnier it gets. Everyone agrees

      • lol
        February 24, 2021 at 6:14 pm

        • Kay Dulong from Woburn
          February 25, 2021 at 1:11 am

          Diz tried fingerbanging me in 9th grade, couldn’t even find the hole

      • ST fan
        February 24, 2021 at 6:16 pm

        Target isnt a real job Matt, especially when you have been there 15 years and still only work part time lol

      • Gas cunt
        February 24, 2021 at 6:54 pm

        You stack shelves in target,in your thirties,while covered in Metallica tats…

  • z
    February 24, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    $3000! Doesn’t the man know that some of the sweet happy spirited ladies at Hurricane’s need to make a tuition payment????

    • @Z^^^
      February 24, 2021 at 4:54 pm

      They would have to take a Dramamine before riding his pinky!

  • WeRFucked
    February 24, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    Okay… if they both wanted to get even with their ex, why did Mike have to offer $3k?

    • WeRFucked
      February 24, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      …also before I pass judgement… I want to see pictures of the girl who turned down $3k. That’ll help clear up a lot.

    • dough bro
      February 24, 2021 at 4:47 pm

      When you’re the 8th continent you have to pay it forward. Don’t know how the tipping thing works out……

  • Tormentor 2021
    February 24, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Not blog worthy IMO

  • So
    February 24, 2021 at 4:04 pm


  • BucketNutz
    Nice tits fatty
    February 24, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Surprised he didn’t try to pull the “COVID” card too.
    Being a tow driver makes him a hero, no?

  • Tony
    February 24, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads you fat fuck.

  • Bill Clinton
    February 24, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    Did he do something that was wrong?

    • Jarhead
      February 24, 2021 at 3:56 pm

      Cops covering something up, l don’t believe it, LoL sounds like my Town.

      • 0311
        February 25, 2021 at 7:59 am

        Eye rams preference and you still couldn’t get hired? You must be a huge pussy

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