Toys For Twats Skagbag Robs Children’s Charity Bucket At North Brookfield Cumberland Farm’s, Forgets That She’s Southbridge’s Most Notorious Junkbox
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Sometimes I think people are just TRYING to become Turtleboy famous. Like this twatsicle:
Come on now. Toys for tots? You could’ve robbed anyone, and you robbed a children’s fucking charity? Da fuq is wrong with you? If you just stole money out of someone’s pocketbook you probably wouldn’t end up on our blog. But when you take from a kid’s charity at Christmas, it’s like you wannabe on Turtleboy for eternity.
It took commenters about five seconds to start reporting the same name over and over again:
Of course she’s from Southbridge!! Although her Google trophies indicate that she once lived in Worcester:
We couldn’t find anyone named Lisa Graves from Soutbridge matching that image on the Facebook machine. But we did find it with the stripper version of the same name:
Yup, that face looks a lot like the one seen on Cumberland Farm’s world class security cameras:
Twas the night before Christmas and a skag she did snatch it
Christmas is now ruined because of this ratchet
The tramp was all nestled and her legs they did spread
While visions of Newport 100’s danced in her head
You know she spent it all on booze and cigarettes right. That’s just science.
P.S. Comment of the century, borrowed for our title: