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Tracy Novick’s Whiny Tweet About Kids Being Petrified Made It Onto Buzzfeed

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When Turtleboy’s everywhere woke up this morning we felt like a kid on Christmas. What a night. What an upcoming day. Cannot wait to drink SJW tears for weeks. It’s going to be fantastic. But perhaps the funniest post we’ve seen on social media came from former Worcester School Committee member Tracy Novick (who we overthrew in 2015), who somehow made it into this Buzzfeed article entitled, “People Are Wondering How They Will Explain The Trump Victor To Kids”:



HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! Tracy, the only way kids would be petrified is if they walked into class and saw this was the substitute teacher:


But seriously. I’m seeing all this, “what do I tell my kids” and “what do I tell my students” stuff all over the Facebook machine. It’s pretty simple – you tell them the guy who got more votes is the new President. And that’s  good thing. You don’t want to live in a country where the people don’t choose the President. This is why America was created. This is why we took a glorious, steamy, colonial dump on King George’s throne. Everyone is gonna live. Everything is gonna be fine. Sometimes the person you want to win ends up losing, and that’s OK too. Anyone who is telling you the world is going to burn because of this was lying to you. Everything will be OK.


Here’s some more whining:




LOVE it!!! This was exactly the reaction we were hoping for. This reaction is why this happened in the first place. Because America took a stand against your whining, crying, and theatrics.

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26 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    November 10, 2016 at 10:36 am

    I’ll send you a classic once I get out of work. Trying to do it over Facebook messenger is a mess because I have several hundred photos on my phone. There’s a whole comment section of someone crying about internalized sexism in women who voted Trump.

  • Publius
    November 9, 2016 at 5:49 pm

    Funny or not to funny thing is many legal immigrants from south of border are very hardline against illegals as well they should be. figuring they played by the rules why shouldn’t they. It is a MSNBC misconception that race alone determines voting attitude.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      November 9, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      Not a misconception. It is a deliberate lie. Fearmongering and brainwashing is the only way libs and the media survive.

  • None
    November 9, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    There’s a couple really hardworking, super nice Mexicans that work where I do and they aren’t “legal” technically. I know nobody else wants their shitty job either. I imagine they and their kids are pretty scared. Wonder when (or really if) these massive deportations will begin.

    • Reality
      November 10, 2016 at 8:36 am

      There are plenty of hardworking super nice Mexicans…..back in Mexico. If the kids are scared, they should be. The parents are total assholes for putting their children in that situation by breaking the law to begin with. And nobody wants their shitty job because it’s easier for us to get SSI and Welfare benefits. End all of those gravy train government entitlements and American citizens will be forced to work those shitty jobs again or starve.

  • Delores
    November 9, 2016 at 1:22 pm

    If little kids are frightened today, Tracy should look no further than her friend Hillary as the source of their fear. Hillary manipulated people into believing that children should ne afraid of Trump with her TV ads. She set them up to be afraidoday. This is media hype creating fear . Novice perpetuating it is simply insane. Grow up Tracy.

  • BobnMic
    November 9, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    I put the onus 100% on Obama for the racial divide and lack of law enforcement support in this country currently that got things this fucked up. Obama is guilty big time of Misfeasance in this regard. Obama is handing President elect Trump a shit storm to deal with socially, a fucked economy, a deficit unimaginable with foreign relations and trade deals that really cannot get any worse.

    President Trump will have his hands full but I am confident that he will surround himself with the best talent that he can find because one person cannot fix this mess that Obama created. And thank God Hillary did not get elected because it would have been a continuation of the same old shit.

    There really is a God…

  • JoeMomma
    November 9, 2016 at 12:39 pm


    Say goodbye to the illegals for us. Just tell them the gray train crashed last night, there were no survivors

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 9, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA the sound of liberal heads exploding all around is music to my ears.

  • Liberal Tears are Delicious
    November 9, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    I have heard the ‘if so and so wins it’s the END!!!’ bullshit at least as far back as when Reagan was elected the first time. And yet somehow we’re still here 36 years later.

    Listen you lamefucks – if you actually took some fucking responsibility for your useless waste of skin selves, you wouldn’t be so concerned about who was in the White House.

    But because you’ve worked so hard all these years to centralize power in Washington (NOT WHAT THE FOUNDER INTENDED IDIOTS) you go into a panic anytime ‘your guy’ doesn’t win.

    Grow up.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      November 9, 2016 at 12:34 pm

      Exactly. I remember the scary red button and the cold war still in the 80s. Yet, the 80s were a great time. Now, people are trying to recreate that fear to win elections. WELL, it did not work. We’re not scared of media anymore. We’ve come a long way. Now we just have to stop SJW fear mongering. They are the new media control and the are train wrecks.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    November 9, 2016 at 11:44 am

    Being over-emotional or angry is causing the problem. Adults are scaring kids and creating this fear. Parents are making their kids think they’re going to die in a nuclear war. I saw one news report where a mom asked her little girl “What can you do if Hillary wins?” and the kid responded “Anything!” Well, little girl, you can still do ANYTHING you want with Trump in office. Generations before you made that happen and you’re lucky to live in the time you do now. Kids are innocent and don’t deserve to live in a world where they think they need a safe space from a president. We don’t live in a dictatorship. We live in a great country that needs a little work to come back.

  • Proud Deplorable
    November 9, 2016 at 10:28 am

    Fuck Hillary Clinton

  • Rational person
    November 9, 2016 at 10:09 am

    Hillary won the popular vote. Just sayin’.

    • Duke Westwood
      November 9, 2016 at 10:39 am

      That and $5 will get her a coffee at Starbucks…

      • Rational person
        November 9, 2016 at 10:42 am

        Maybe it’s time to get rid of the electoral college. Every vote should count. Every single one.

        Pray for your 401K.

        • Duke Westwood
          November 9, 2016 at 10:48 am

          It’s fine… as of right now, the market is down 5.65… In other words, flat. No panic.

        • Ron
          November 9, 2016 at 12:42 pm

          Your 401k is gonna soar.

        • Publius
          November 9, 2016 at 5:44 pm

          401K is doing just fine. Electoral College works just as it should. Yes it is odd that Vermont gets two Senators but hey it gave us Bernie Sanders.

          • Wabbitt
            November 10, 2016 at 10:39 am

            Why would it be odd? Every state has two senators.

    • Ron
      November 9, 2016 at 12:41 pm

      So did Al Gore. I don’t remember President Gore, do you?

      • Rational person
        November 9, 2016 at 12:50 pm

        “…you tell them the guy who got more votes is the new President.”

        Not true. Why can’t you losers handle facts?

        Why do I even bother anymore? All the decent commentators here seem to have flown the coop. Now it’s just another right-wing echo chamber. Enjoy patting each other on the back and celebrating all of the “isms” that are now just fine and dandy.

        • Clinton Cartel
          November 9, 2016 at 3:11 pm

          I believe that ALL “isms” are bad.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          November 9, 2016 at 7:40 pm

          Don’t be wrong AND a pussy AND a sore loser, it’s a bad look even if you are a lib. And as you lemmings love to say, elections have consequences. Time for you and your ilk to go crawl back under your rocks.

  • KimberlyS
    November 9, 2016 at 10:09 am

    It feels good to be Deplorable 🙂

    • Skip
      November 9, 2016 at 12:40 pm

      Teachers don’t want to hear from you, Tracy. That’s why they and the rest of the electorate fired you. Pay your taxes

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