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When Turtleboy’s everywhere woke up this morning we felt like a kid on Christmas. What a night. What an upcoming day. Cannot wait to drink SJW tears for weeks. It’s going to be fantastic. But perhaps the funniest post we’ve seen on social media came from former Worcester School Committee member Tracy Novick (who we overthrew in 2015), who somehow made it into this Buzzfeed article entitled, “People Are Wondering How They Will Explain The Trump Victor To Kids”:
Teachers, you're going to have kids in your classrooms tomorrow who are petrified.
Please be a safe place for them.
— Tracy O'Connell Novick (@TracyNovick) November 9, 2016
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! Tracy, the only way kids would be petrified is if they walked into class and saw this was the substitute teacher:
But seriously. I’m seeing all this, “what do I tell my kids” and “what do I tell my students” stuff all over the Facebook machine. It’s pretty simple – you tell them the guy who got more votes is the new President. And that’s good thing. You don’t want to live in a country where the people don’t choose the President. This is why America was created. This is why we took a glorious, steamy, colonial dump on King George’s throne. Everyone is gonna live. Everything is gonna be fine. Sometimes the person you want to win ends up losing, and that’s OK too. Anyone who is telling you the world is going to burn because of this was lying to you. Everything will be OK.
Here’s some more whining:
LOVE it!!! This was exactly the reaction we were hoping for. This reaction is why this happened in the first place. Because America took a stand against your whining, crying, and theatrics.
We know that everyone is seeing stuff like this on their social media today. Let’s get a blog going. Message us on Facebook with screenshots of the best reactions you’re seeing on your timeline. We’ll do a whole blog just with those and it will be epic. Go.
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