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Transratchet Sandwich Poonstachio Threatens To Kill Kids At Dennis-Yarmouth High School On “Cape Beef” SnapChat Group

Transratchet Sandwich Poonstachio Threatens To Kill Kids At Dennis-Yarmouth High School On “Cape Beef” SnapChat Group

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Cape Cod TimesA former Dennis-Yarmouth Regional High School student was arrested Monday for allegedly making a threat against the school through social media, according to a statement from the Yarmouth Police Department. Courtney Robinson-Matthews, 21, of Forestdale, who goes by “Koda” and identifies as male, pleaded not guilty in Barnstable District Court on Tuesday to making a threat, according to court documents.

Police received reports Sunday night about a threat to “shoot up the school” made through the mobile app Snapchat in a group chat called “capebeef,” according to the statement. Yarmouth detectives worked with school administrators and resource officers to investigate the threat, the statement says. A student went to a school resource officer last week and played him saved video clips from the Snapchat group that show Robinson-Matthews making threatening statements, according to a police report.

“Black trench coat, maybe some handguns, some AK’s,” he allegedly says in one of the videos. “I don’t (expletive) know. I’m just going to do this.”

Robinson-Matthews was released on his own recognizance and ordered to wear a GPS monitor, stay away from all schools and not possess any firearms, according to court documents. He is scheduled to return to court for a probable cause hearing Jan. 29.

I don’t know what’s more outrageous. A girl named Courtney who calls herself a dude named Koda, or the fact that there’s a Snapchat group called, “cape beef.”

You gotta be a pretty big loser to be 21 years old and still getting revenge on the local high school. Obviously this lovely creature is going places in life.

The best was his her excuse:

Detectives obtained a warrant Monday morning and arrested Robinson-Matthews at a Sandwich residence that afternoon, according to the statement. Police maintained a presence at the school Monday. During an interview at Yarmouth police headquarters, Robinson-Matthews told police he intended to alarm people to see how many students would stay out of school but did not plan to carry out the violence, according to the statement. No weapons were found at the residence where he was arrested, Deputy Chief Steven Xiarhos said.

Oh yea, it was just a test. She was just doing a case study to see how many kid’s parents would keep their kids out of school for fear of getting shot. That’s way better.

Oh, and spare me the whole, “Turtleboy is transphobic for misgendering him.” First of all, Koda doesn’t have a penis. I’m not misgendering, you are. Secondly, when you threaten to kill kids in a high school then you don’t get to whine about getting misgendered.

Anyway, there’s been way too many threats against schools lately. It’s basically turned into a way to get the day off. There should be a new policy – if you threaten to blow up a school then you go to jail for life. These would end real quick. In the meantime schools should just carry on as usual, because no one who’s actually gonna shoot up the school is gonna tell you about it ahead of time. Just sayin.

26 Comment(s)
  • Henry Fool
    August 17, 2018 at 5:48 am

    Turtleboy is transphobic for misgendering it. Real men wear lipstick.

  • Hopeso
    December 21, 2017 at 3:59 am

    Did fiesty lawyer lady get fired?

    • holidaze
      December 21, 2017 at 10:41 am

      I’ve been wondering same for a long time

  • Paul Casale
    December 20, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Just plead insanity. Any jury would agree. Aren’t all trannies crazy?

    December 20, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    Mandatory commitment to lunatic asylums for every single one of these tranny freaks…get them away from our children!!!! Maybe running a little electrical current through their brains will make them normal…if not, at least it’ll be funny to watch them twitch!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      December 21, 2017 at 8:01 pm

      Nah – just make them get a job and pay their own way. The shock of responsibility won’t give them enough free time to create these delusions in search of attention.

  • whatevuh
    December 20, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    You can’t change your DNA, it’s either XX or XY determined at conception. These weirdo’s are mentally ill, there is no other explanation for it, PERIOD ! And all the weirdo’s in P-Town are clear proof of that.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    December 20, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    It’s just the cool fad right now to be a transtrender. This bitch is probably just a bulldyke.

  • sure......
    December 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm


    on Roy Moore blog, have a look, to be sure it wasn’t you
    seem like just another hater come back for more turtley goodness…

    • Don - for the last time :(
      December 20, 2017 at 5:28 pm

      Definitely not me. But I probably wouldn’t believe me either. Regardless, I’ll always be back for more turtle riding. I’ll just use another name since someone else seems to have adopted mine.

      • o
        December 20, 2017 at 5:29 pm

        sounds smart, ive had to do the same, glad im not the only one subjected to that here

      • Don - forever!
        December 20, 2017 at 5:31 pm

        I just looked at the Roy Moore blog. The other uses a lowercase d whereas I use a Capitol D. He’s a cheap ripoff.

      • True Reality Speaks
        True Reality Speaks
        December 21, 2017 at 7:56 pm

        What are you gonna do, Don? Some people can’t come up with their own stuff so they just troll others. And then the other trolls can’t wrap their heads around the fact that they’re trolls, too. It’s related to the whole lib hive/sheep thing – no capacity for independent thinking or any sense of self-awareness.

  • I'm better than you
    December 20, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    I bet this is the next article that will get reported and get your page shut down by facebook lol. Fuck this girl. She’s gross as fuck and goes by HE because no man would ever ever ever ever want to get his dick wet with that black shrek

  • Don
    December 20, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    It kills me that “news” sources just accept that she identifies as male and write he, his, etc. What if someone identifies as George Washington – will the newspaper write that the President was released on his own recognizance? Stop humoring these deranged people! It doesn’t help them.

    • o hai
      December 20, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      didn’t i just hear you whine in another blog that turtleboy should never cover anything political?

      • Don
        December 20, 2017 at 4:42 pm

        Not that I recall. Only other thing I commented on recently was the $3000 go fund me for the classy guy with the disabled mother…

        • stfu
          December 20, 2017 at 4:48 pm


          “…Your best bet would be to stay out of politics so that you can have followers on both sides instead of just one political following. I understand its hard to get good stories these days, but this is pretty far fetched.”


          “Actually our best bet would be to continue blogging about whatever we feel like…”

          • Don
            December 20, 2017 at 4:52 pm

            Not me. Crazy that someone else could use the same name, I know. TBS knows they’re different based on the email address but you’re going to have to take my word for it.

            I actually like the political blogs. I tend to agree with most of them…

    • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
      December 20, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      Smear a lib with bowel movement.

  • Kindergarten Health Class
    December 20, 2017 at 3:59 pm

    Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

  • Judge and Jury
    December 20, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Deport it to France.

  • KimberlyS
    December 20, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    “Robinson-Matthews was released on his own recognizance”

    Wait . . . what??

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      December 21, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      Thank a lib (judge or DA).

      • requesting input
        December 21, 2017 at 7:48 pm

        are you a right wing bot?

  • TJB
    December 20, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    Sadly, cape cod is a gathering place for these ‘transgender’ and pickle sniffers. It seems the more south you go on the cape, the more freaks you find. Hoax bomb threats should be a felony with jail time-no matter what age.

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