Trashua Trash Maggot Assaults Prius Driving Woman During Road Rage Incident He Started, Ending In A Hard Life Lesson About Equality

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So this happened in Trashua traffic the other day…….

Look, I’m all for girl power and equality. Unfortunately, this is what it can look like when you mess with a trash maggot who rocks a chinstrap and a flat brimmed hate. First of all hun, you drive a Prius. The last thing a Prius owner should ever do is get out of her car and confront a non-Prius owner. Especially when they have a penis. You got no shot.

But at the same time I’m still with her. As the videographer pointed out, he got out of his car first. That part was not captured on film. Obviously he was the aggressor. She just did something dumb, let her emotions take over, and got a sad taste of what equality looks like in road rage.

Make no mistake about it though – this guy should be arrested. He escalated the situation by getting out of his car first. When she did the same thing he could’ve just ignored her. He could’ve gotten out of the car and yelled at her. Instead he instinctively opened the door and shoved her to the ground without warning:

The cops are investigating this and have not decided whether or not to file charges. But the court of public opinion can still shame this chudnut. Here’s his license plate:

Usually when we post license plates we get a pretty quick response as to the identity of the dooshnozzle. If you know who this guy is please let us know. And if he’s got a Facebook page – screenshot, screenshot, screenshot – because that puppy’s coming down once he sense Turtleboy on the case.

49 Comment(s)
  • areyouok
    March 6, 2018 at 12:50 am

    The person that claimed they witnessed the entire event I believe is lying. The person claims the guy approached the females vehicle first and then she exited her vehicle well the first pictures I viewed show her completely out of her vehicle and he is nowhere is sight at the beginning so my conclusion is you are a liar!

  • Cmonster
    March 5, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    All you guys talking about ‘old school’ chivalry better get up to date. This ain’t the 1800’s. Wenches want equality this is what they get. She stepped (walked up) to him and got in his face. If some random guy got in yer face what would you do? Kneel down bow yer head and punk up? Well maybe you would, but you’re not supposed to. You are supposed to push him out of your space and that is exactly what happened here. The walking cheesemaker is lucky he didn’t punch her in her ugmo face.
    So don’t go all ‘holier than thou’ being a fake chivalrous/tough guy trying to get some ‘don’t give a damn chick’ to think yer all that and maybe you can get laid if she takes pity on your sorry excuse of a carcass

  • Wtf the original (I think)
    February 21, 2018 at 9:18 am

    If the dude was wrong and got out of his car I guarantee I would have gotten out too. However , I carry a gun. being a very petite older women , I should not be confrontational. Assholes should maybe consider that. I know there is zero chance of a Prius driver carrying but you never know.
    I know if hands were put on me like that he would have wanted to make damn sure I don’t get up. Even with out a gun my car would have killed him.

    • Finn
      February 23, 2018 at 11:16 am


      Clearly, you are an idiot as well if you’re going to kill someone over being cut off. What a dumb world you live in.

      Get Fucked,

      • areyouok
        March 6, 2018 at 12:27 am

        Well you old wrinkled stinkin bitch you approach me in a confrontational manner you better have your gun locked and loaded. This is a new life dimension where females want or think they are mens equals, and like a previous poster stated that nasty bitch was looking for a fight and she LOST she was very fortunate he did not rearrange her ugly snout. I would bet a weeks pay she will never do that again. In the MANS world you are not considered a man until you have had your ass kicked and handed to you at least once in life.

  • just passing thru
    February 21, 2018 at 9:02 am

    They did find and charge the guy, according to the ManchVegas Union Leader

  • suckittrebek
    February 20, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    When i get to 70 im gonna do the I thought the gas was the brake CVS trick and make some road kill.

  • John tomase
    February 20, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Turtleboys and turtlegals. PLS publish Hugh jass’s IP address for us. Please.

  • cubby bear
    February 20, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    I immediately thought of that viral video of the liberal girl with the shrill voice who lectured a bear and then pepper sprayed it and in return the bear ate her kayak…. The parallels between both women are uncanny.


    • Grundle Butter
      March 9, 2018 at 12:42 am

      I don’t think they should let autistic kayakers buy pepper spray. I was hoping the bear would bite her vocal cords.

  • Buck Futts
    February 20, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    That’s how you learn a bitch

    • Ryan
      February 25, 2018 at 8:52 am

      Best. Bear. Ever.

  • Anon
    February 20, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    You sound more like you’re on his side.

  • WTF
    February 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    You people who say the woman deserved to be knocked down by a man are fucked up and shouldn’t call yourself a man.

    Everyone knows that women are bad drivers, that’s not something to get upset about. Just watch out for them.

    This guy knew she was nuts because she drives a Prius, just let it go and don’t antagonize her. She will move on and emotionally break down a mile or two later.

    What sort of man looks at a red Venza and says, “Yeah that’s the car for me I’ll make payments on it!”?

    Note to Prius driving women, if you see a guy driving a Venza don’t assume he’s all LGBTQ rights like you. He might be a woman beating tweaker heading to Nashua for a fix.

  • whatevuh
    February 20, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    He was arrested later today . . . .

    • whatevuh
      February 20, 2018 at 4:04 pm

      From Channel 5 news:

      As a result of the investigation, Nashua police on Tuesday arrested Ricardo Montanez, 28, of Hudson. He was charged with simple assault, a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in a house of corrections.

      No information on his immigration status

  • Willy
    February 20, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Im betting that the woman Pruis driver is an ardent SJW that is used to being able to shout down opposing opinions at public forums in her rich town. That’s because the men there would, rightly, refuse to physically assault a female and just end up disengaging. That is because they already own everything in town and know that her meaningless pissing contest yelling victory is meaningless. She of course misunderstands all of that and believes that she is a champion in society.

    Well, she just bumped into some thug who doesn’t live in her town and needs a meaningless pissing contest victory a lot more than she does, so he breaks the rules that any man should follow to get it.

    Life lesson.

  • Hootie Johnson
    February 20, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    Prius driving bitch with MA plate. Women like this have penis envy and use their car to compensate. You don’t come up to the Granite State and threw attitude like that. She had it coming. Live Free or Die

    You want gender equality, you have it.

    • Hugh Jass
      February 20, 2018 at 3:12 pm

      I would beat the stuffing out of a bird like that. I’d kick that tart right in the twat until she vomited, especially since she’s white.

    • Vapor
      February 20, 2018 at 5:05 pm

      A Prius doesn’t help with penis envy. In fact a Penis and a Prius are mutually exclusive. You can either have one or the other but not both.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 20, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    I spanked White (Mall) Cop — literally and figuratively. He has now taken his 5’4″ body and gone home, never to darken TBS door again. Hugh Jass 1, White (Mall) Cop 0… snicker.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 20, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    That breeder got what she was looking for.

  • February 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    Are you fucking kidding me? Dumb liberal entitle thinking Prius bitch deserved everything. Fucking stupid bitch GTFO out the left lane. Leave the poor guy alone

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 20, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Vertical filming is for suicides only. Everything else should be landscape.

  • Your name here
    February 20, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Can’t view the video………

  • Jim Bob
    February 20, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Everything considered, he’s a woman beater & a coward. He needs to be beaten for 15 minutes. Old school rules apply.

  • They call me Ponch
    February 20, 2018 at 12:49 pm


    • Tony Danza
      February 20, 2018 at 12:55 pm

      Ayo, I drive a Venza, can’t afford a Benz-a, and my aunt Louise has 7 chins-a. Fuggedaboud.

  • Hugh jass
    February 20, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    I’m a sad pathetic no life person who will talk about my Imaginary gay boyfriend and act like I’m winning. When I come on here everyday giving the more money. I’m sad and pathetic and I live a sad life and I hate myself.

    • Hugh Jass
      February 20, 2018 at 12:49 pm

      Oh no, sweetie, you can’t steal my thunder! My boyfriend White Cop is on the police force on Worcester. See, he stopped posting because he knows that I know that the cops in Worcester are skimming the money from drugs busts and even reselling the drugs themselves. I also called his bluff and told him to go to Dunkin Donuts on Main Street in Worcester and ask for Jimmy but he chickened out just like a cop, not that I expected anything. So, at this point, DeDe spanked TB’s biz plan, and I’ve got dirt on the Worcester police, and there’s not a thing they can do about it! Score two for the lgbt community! Tee hee!

      • Brian sucks cock
        February 20, 2018 at 1:13 pm

        God, your so sad. Lmfao must suck being at the bottom of the pole

      • Hugh Jass
        February 20, 2018 at 2:17 pm

        Yours is the best canard of them all, mate! LMAO! But White (Mall) Cop wants to keep me on the DL so he does not get teased at work. Well, he already gets teased for being 5’4″ tall and bald and having garlic breath. But teased for being bi.

        • Hugh Jass
          February 20, 2018 at 2:49 pm

          Don’t say nothing bad about my baby! No no! He’s mine! He is kind of far away, tho. Google Maps is the best! Really, I’m in Northern Ireland, where we’re faithful to the queen. But why do we listen to a shriveled old frump if we’re supposed to be a kingdom? Cos the king died of AIDS! It’s probably from playing footie, which is no doubt the most poofter sport of the lot! It could make a queen out of a king! LOL! But really, I do quite thank Oliver Cromwell for attempting genocide on the Irish by killing the men and forcing the women to colonize Montserrat. Too bad he didn’t erase all of them. They’re so boorish. By the by, it’s proper to denigrate those who are subordinate to you. It teaches them respect and humility, much like your American negroes.

          But really, the reason why I take a piss with you yanks is because, well, we’re kind of a sad lot. We’re letting the Taliban take over the country to the degree that we’re getting bombed left and right and pretty soon they’ll probably have the flag of Daesh (as we liberals call it) flying over Buckingham Palace. Even the mayor of London is a Paki.

          Well, we actually deserve it because we pretty much let the Nazis walk all over us. Cowardice does have its price. We did turn yellow after we were humiliated by the Turks at Gallipoli, so why not let the other Muslims own us and treat us like cattle? After all, we were such bastards to India and our colonies around the world, and aside from some reasonably competent writers, most of our world legacies have been mediocre tea and torture methods. I suppose it is evident we are overdue for a come-uppance, and I daresay that time is about now. It’s fitting and proper that I am an English homosexual, for are we British not all fairies in our own right?

          Anyway, pip pip and snogs for all!

          • Hugh Jass
            February 20, 2018 at 4:20 pm

            Lol! Clearly you are on my level and “get” it! I bow to the master (while White Cop gets me from the rear)… Snicker

  • Brad Darrach
    February 20, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Send the plate number to Uber and Lyft; if he’s registered with either one he won’t be for long.

  • Fitzy
    February 20, 2018 at 11:49 am

    How did 4WD 351 end up on a Prius? That should belong to someone with an old F150.

  • Society Sucks
    February 20, 2018 at 11:48 am

    I mean I know she drives a Prius and was probably a big bitch…..but no man in that line of traffic got out and helped this woman?

  • I'm just gonna videotape
    February 20, 2018 at 11:46 am

    Did anybody get out and stop this shit?

    • Nope
      February 20, 2018 at 12:26 pm

      For a woman driving a Prius? She would be more triggered by a male chauvinist pig assuming that she needed help than she is by the threat at hand.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 20, 2018 at 11:46 am

    With the other car being a red Venza the last thing she would have expected was for a guy to be driving.

  • Ed Kemper
    February 20, 2018 at 11:29 am

    That’s not how you treat a lady.

    • BIG BOI
      February 20, 2018 at 11:40 am

      Unless she drives a Prius

  • Kanacke Hasser
    February 20, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Anyone hitting a woman should have his nose and jaw broken in front of the woman he hit.

    Old school.

    • Strata
      February 20, 2018 at 12:50 pm

      He is definitely a jerk and should be arrested for assault. She is an idiot for getting out of her car and approaching a clearly unstable man. Hopefully a lesson learned for her ….. I’m a large man myself and I’d never approach another driver during or after a road rage incident. My size doesn’t prevent a bullet or knife wound. She was probably accustomed to shouting down others in her life, and that effort failed here (at least only a shove and nothing worse). Live and learn

      • Hugh Jass
        February 20, 2018 at 2:14 pm

        What are you 350? 400?

      • Too Tall Tim
        February 24, 2018 at 3:00 pm

        A woman acquaintance asked me to escort her to her car because she was afraid her abusive, nut-case, soon to be ex-husband might be waiting for her in the parking lot. I quickly obliged, but as we exited the building I tried to make it sound like sarcastic humor as I mentioned, “You know, I’m big, but I’m not bulletproof.” I’ll assume she could count on him not having a gun (or knife). I’ve accompanied nervous women a couple of times, but that was the only time where there was an actual possibility an angry male might have been there, looking for a confrontation.

      • Cmonster
        March 5, 2018 at 6:38 pm

        Yer such an idiot. These wenches laugh at fools like you, as a He should have slap the ugly off of that flea carrier… old school like right in front of you and you know what you would have done…. NOTHING

    • js100
      February 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      As a female commenting on this, you are wrong. Women want equal rights so they need to experience the consequences of those rights. If you are stupid enough to confront someone stronger than you when you don’t have to then shit happens. It happens to men, too. She got off easy this time. Men need to stop this stupid shit about protecting women, protect those you love if you want but the feminazis want to destroy white males. They infest New England. You don’t owe them anything.

      • Hughbo Mont
        February 20, 2018 at 1:56 pm

        I agree, equal is equal.

        And somebody fuckedup and didn’t copy the vid.

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