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So this happened in Trashua traffic the other day…….
Look, I’m all for girl power and equality. Unfortunately, this is what it can look like when you mess with a trash maggot who rocks a chinstrap and a flat brimmed hate. First of all hun, you drive a Prius. The last thing a Prius owner should ever do is get out of her car and confront a non-Prius owner. Especially when they have a penis. You got no shot.
But at the same time I’m still with her. As the videographer pointed out, he got out of his car first. That part was not captured on film. Obviously he was the aggressor. She just did something dumb, let her emotions take over, and got a sad taste of what equality looks like in road rage.
Make no mistake about it though – this guy should be arrested. He escalated the situation by getting out of his car first. When she did the same thing he could’ve just ignored her. He could’ve gotten out of the car and yelled at her. Instead he instinctively opened the door and shoved her to the ground without warning:
The cops are investigating this and have not decided whether or not to file charges. But the court of public opinion can still shame this chudnut. Here’s his license plate:
Usually when we post license plates we get a pretty quick response as to the identity of the dooshnozzle. If you know who this guy is please let us know. And if he’s got a Facebook page – screenshot, screenshot, screenshot – because that puppy’s coming down once he sense Turtleboy on the case.