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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Nut Vacuum Arrested For Jewelry Heist Defends Her Honor On Facebook Despite Losing Free Range Crotch Fruit In Laundry Chute

Uncle Turtleboy / November 11, 2020

  This is Melissa Pendlebury from Nashua. She’s the bearer of five crotch fruits, one of whom she has custody….

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Nut Serpent Arrested Again For Selling Crack Cocaine With Baby Daddy Months After Firing Out Another Raw Dog Trophy, Friends Defend Her For Living Her Best Life

Uncle Turtleboy / August 25, 2020

  Remember Kiana Moudarri, AKA the Nashua Nut Serpent from last year who was facing life in prison for selling…

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Nut Serpent Facing Life In Prison For Selling Crack Cocaine While 7 Months Pregnant Threatens To Fight The Haters After Giving Birth, Brags About Being Hoodrat Rich

Uncle Turtleboy / October 10, 2019

  Newspapers that take down articles they put up simply because the ratchet patrol comes out in full force and…

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WTF

Vicious Attack By A Savage Student At Fairground Middle School In Nashua Is What Shitty Parenting And SJW Meddling In Public Schools Looks Like

Uncle Turtleboy / October 7, 2019

  This video from Fairgrounds Middle School in Nashua is vicious and insane. Watch. That’s not bullying, it’s assault and…

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Nut Jockey Abandons Vaj Goblin, Runs To Avoid Cops After Crashing 90 MPH In Order To Avoid Ticket For Texting While Driving

Uncle Turtleboy / August 22, 2019

  NASHUA, N.H. (AP) — Police say a New Hampshire driver fleeing an officer crashed her car and ran off,…

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WTF

Trashua Trash Maggot Assaults Prius Driving Woman During Road Rage Incident He Started, Ending In A Hard Life Lesson About Equality

Uncle Turtleboy / February 20, 2018

Have a tip for a story? Email us at turtleboysports@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow us on Instagram by…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Burlington Mall Sleeping Fupaslug Panhandler Has Been Working That Corner For Years With Her Gravy Dumpster Boy Toy And She Sent Us A Hilarious FB Message

Uncle Turtleboy / September 18, 2017

Burlington Mall Sleeping Fupaslug Panhandler Has Been Working That Corner For Years With Her Gravy Dumpster Boy Toy And She…

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WTF

Lurchbeast Who Raised Dunks Highchair Mini Mollywopper Wants You To Know Shes Sorry For Her Parenting Fail But Keeps Her Kids Surrounded By Hoodboogers

Uncle Turtleboy / July 17, 2017

Looks like both ends of this child-rearing fail could benefit from a backhand to the chops. Get ready for some six…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Trashua Hoodbunnies From Friday Ratchet Hodown Throwdown Have Been Found And You’ll Never Guess Their Favorite Sportball Team

Uncle Turtleboy / July 16, 2017

 “Bitch didn’t even hit me tho”               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us atTurtleboysports@gmail.com…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Trashua Junktacular Hoodbunnies Go Toe To Sock In Friday Morning Ratchet Rumpus

Uncle Turtleboy / July 14, 2017

The Facebook machine is a weird, wondrous place.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling A “Money For Kidneys” Scam With Ex-BF’s Family

Uncle Turtleboy / July 13, 2017

Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling…

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car And Try Hiding From Cops

Uncle Turtleboy / July 13, 2017

Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car…

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Current events

Meet Richard Newton AKA Hatchet Harry, The Axe-Wielding Juggalo Who Held Kiss 108 Hostage For Not Playing ICP; He’s Also Your Friendly Neighborhood Kiddie Diddler

Uncle Turtleboy / July 10, 2017

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the…

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All-Star Criminals

Widow Dials The Wrong Number For A Funeral Home, Guy Who Answers Impersonates An Employee And Scams Her Out Of $2k To Bury Her Husband

Uncle Turtleboy / June 17, 2017

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Politics

New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Defamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most New Hampshire Story Ever

Uncle Turtleboy / April 6, 2017

New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Dafamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most…

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All-Star Criminals

Pikachud Who Ganked iPhone From 7-Year-Old Identified As Tai G Poe – Thai Ladyboy Wannabe, Aspiring Broken English Rapper, And Professional High School Wangsta

Uncle Turtleboy / April 4, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

Nashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods

Uncle Turtleboy / April 2, 2017

A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want…

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All-Star Criminals

OG School Bus Driving Krunkenstein Popped For Smoking Doobie Before Field Trip, Students Snitch For Not Being Included In the Cypher

Uncle Turtleboy / March 29, 2017

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All-Star Criminals

If You Wear A Chicago Bulls Hat And You Have A Vokestache You’re Probably Gonna End Up Killing Someone Like This Asshat

Uncle Turtleboy / January 16, 2017

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Quit Whining About This Career Criminal Getting Punched By State Troopers Because He Earned That Ass Whooping

Uncle Turtleboy / May 12, 2016

Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to follow…

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