Burlington Mall Sleeping Fupaslug Panhandler Has Been Working That Corner For Years With Her Gravy Dumpster Boy Toy And She Sent Us A Hilarious FB Message Want to advertise with…
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Lurchbeast Who Raised Dunks Highchair Mini Mollywopper Wants You To Know Shes Sorry For Her Parenting Fail But Keeps Her Kids Surrounded By Hoodboogers
Looks like both ends of this child-rearing fail could benefit from a backhand to the chops. Get ready for some six degrees of ratchet separation! …
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Trashua Hoodbunnies From Friday Ratchet Hodown Throwdown Have Been Found And You’ll Never Guess Their Favorite Sportball Team
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Trashua Junktacular Hoodbunnies Go Toe To Sock In Friday Morning Ratchet Rumpus
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Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling A “Money For Kidneys” Scam With Ex-BF’s Family
Nashua Cooch Monkey Is The Biggest Waste Of A Smoking Body Ever, Her And Flat Brim Shady Boyfriend Have Been Pulling A “Money For Kidneys” Scam With Ex-BF’s Family Want to…
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Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car And Try Hiding From Cops
Nashua Cooch Monkey Does Epic Perp Walk In Baby Gap Shirt After Her And Slug Life Crotch Rocket Crash Car And Try Hiding From Cops Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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Meet Richard Newton AKA Hatchet Harry, The Axe-Wielding Juggalo Who Held Kiss 108 Hostage For Not Playing ICP; He’s Also Your Friendly Neighborhood Kiddie Diddler
What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in…
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Widow Dials The Wrong Number For A Funeral Home, Guy Who Answers Impersonates An Employee And Scams Her Out Of $2k To Bury Her Husband
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New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Defamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most New Hampshire Story Ever
New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Dafamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most New Hampshire Story Ever Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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Pikachud Who Ganked iPhone From 7-Year-Old Identified As Tai G Poe – Thai Ladyboy Wannabe, Aspiring Broken English Rapper, And Professional High School Wangsta
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Read MoreNashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods
A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…
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OG School Bus Driving Krunkenstein Popped For Smoking Doobie Before Field Trip, Students Snitch For Not Being Included In the Cypher
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If You Wear A Chicago Bulls Hat And You Have A Vokestache You’re Probably Gonna End Up Killing Someone Like This Asshat
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Quit Whining About This Career Criminal Getting Punched By State Troopers Because He Earned That Ass Whooping
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