Remember Kiana Moudarri, AKA the Nashua Nut Serpent from last year who was facing life in prison for selling crack cocaine while 7 months pregnant, and once got arrested for trying to run over a Nashua cop with her 18 month old crotch fruit was in the back seat?
Same chick who previously was arrested by the state police because she’s a gang banging drug dealer responsible for home invasions, got caught using counterfeit money at the Christmas Tree Shop, and was a Craig’s list hooker in her free time.
Manchester Ink: U.S. Marshals are seeking the public’s help in finding Kiana Moudarri, 20, a suspected gang member who is wanted on an active warrant from New Hampshire for reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, as well as a warrant out of Mass. for probation violation on an original charge of home invasion.
She also likes to print counterfeit money and spend it at the Christmas Tree Shop.
Patch: Shai-Ann Molina, 19, of Rivers Edge Road in Lowell, MA, on two counts of felony forgery charges from Oct. 9, and Oct. 10, 2014, for allegedly passing counterfeit $20 bills at the Shell gas station on Main Street and Christmas Tree Shop in Nashua. Kianna Moudarri, 19, of Amherst Street in Nashua, on two felony counts of criminal liability to forgery for allegedly assisting Molina.
Same chick whose Dad sent me fun death threats a week later.
Since we last heard from the Nashua Nut Serpent she managed to avoid getting locked up for life and ended up dropping out the raw dog trophy from her stench trench. On Facebook she and her baby daddy Zack Laporte played the loving and responsible parents.
But not even a crotch fruit could keep the Nut Serpent away from what she really likes doing more than anything – piling up Google trophies. And this time she’s brought her baby daddy along for the ride as the tandem was arrested for selling coke.
Her bio in the Patch is just amazing.
She was indicted on felony criminal liability forgery charges in 2015. Moudarri was living in Nashua at the time. In May 2017, Moudarri was a fugitive of the week who was wanted on warrants in both New Hampshire, on a reckless conduct with a deadly weapon charge, and Massachusetts, on a probation violation after being convicted on a home invasion charge. She was captured not long after the alert was published. In October 2017, when she was living in Framingham, MA, she was indicted felony counts of reckless conduct-deadly weapon as well as endangering the welfare of a child, disobeying a police officer, and resisting arrest or detention after a high-speed chase in Nashua while a child was in her vehicle. In October 2019, Moudarri was arrested on a crack cocaine dealing charge in Nashua.
And she’s only 23 folks. She has many more ratchet years in front of her, and as long as the courts continue to allow her to remain free there is a 0.0% chance she’ll ever stop being a ratchet relapse. Or as her friends call it, “living her best life.”
Because nothing says “living your best life” like losing custody of all your kids, selling drugs, running over cops, and taking part in home invasions with her gang bangin friends.
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71 Comment(s)
She has a lifetime of BBC to look forward to…
All those “trans” women will be in the prison when she gets there! (Go diversity!)
See, this trans shit has a silver lining.
She’s fat, yuck no way ( though she looked good when she was barely legal and part of a 2 girl team:))
The slutty blonde looks fun though.
Oh and stop fuckin with ST whoever you are!!!
Say Moe………….Looks like Bustoff has a doppelganger ! Get the cheese ready !
The comment section has reached a brand new annoying milestone.
Thank you
You’re welcome. Really takes effort to accomplish whatever you’ve done.
Who else thinks if Kate spread her junk for Unc he would ditch the kids and Julie in a heart beat? He is so obsessed with her I am sure a wiff of her junk would send Unc into Interzone (William Burroughs Naked Lunch reference) and take control of his senses. I can see the dear Julie letter left on the basement couch. He would think it would be him and Kate, the modern day Bonnie and Clyde of Facebook aka as Mr. and Mrs. Turtle! His dreams were broken the second she saw his dic pic and decided he couldn’t get it past the hair or sperm crust hymen. Too bad Unc…..you almost made it.
No one.
common man is spic tormentor
Finkle is Einhorn… Einhorn is Finkle
If you want to know STs trick for upvoting/downvoting, here it is:
Open a new page in incognito mode, Go to turtle it, do your votes, hit refresh, and then vote again 😉
I knew it was weird how his jokes woul always would get like 30+ upvotes and they were never even funny. what a fucking loser lol
“If you want to know STs trick for upvoting/downvoting, here it is”
Please, someone put a bullet in my fucking head if I ever get to a point where I care this much about upvotes on the turtleboy.com comment section lol
Wierd. I Opened an Incognito window with 10 tabs and upvoted Kill Yourself’s comment x 10. It was 5/1 upvotes/downvote. It changed to 0/0. I’ve seen this ‘reset’ happen before in comments, too.
Gee whiz, that’s amazing
Wow it worked!!! And you are pathetic enough to have opened up 50 different incognito windows to vote down that other complete retard 50 times lol
They were arrested by Nashua’s “problem-oriented policing unit.” That title doesn’t inspire much confidence. Something tells me that the paperwork will get conveniently lost and they’ll walk.
Could somebody please explain; who the hell is supposed to be tormenting me?
-Paco
Most likely some white loser in his late 20s that still lives with his mommy, & who I guarantee doenst have the balls to say ‘spic’ to any hispanics face. Probably got his goofy ass kicked by Mexicans his whole life and now takes it out by being an edgy attention seeking racist online.
I would guess the same, except I am picturing a fat balding neckbeard slob in his late 40’s
How you doing doll face?
Gracias!
Yes Spic Tormentor is a legend in the comment section but does anyone remember Johnnie Airmaxes or Fall River for president? That was me and I dropped 20+ upvote comments for months on end. Fine wine baby. I lost interest after Uncle had those months long nonsense fights with Bristol. I literally did not care at all and I love this website with all my heart. Every time I see someone on here that I know from the south shore I fucking live for it. I don’t know this bitch though and she and her fat bearded butt pirate boyfriend can go upstate and I will continue to work my job and buy nice things. Fuck your coke hustle. I’m 170 lbs my girlfriends uncle is 280 6 foot 2 38 years years of age and has catchers mitts for hands. He’s done 10 years total upstate and he told me there’s blackS in there that are 6 foot 6 and 300 lbs. ramen sodium holds the water and all these fuckers do is work out. If I EVER stepped foot in there I would be braiding hair FACTS. I know a kid from my neighborhood weighs a buck 50 and got sent to Shirley medium. Fuck that fuckin place. My cousin was up the Max and he was 280 of big boned fat but still you’re not throwing his ass around. Full beard. To big to fight him in a cell. I’m 26 years old. These 40+ year old dudes have bigger bones and concrete knuckles not to mention they grew up listening to DMX religiously. Say it to to to yourself again Johnnie “I will never let my anger get the best of me. I’ve seen to much lock up raw to be folding some big black dudes underwear.
Whoever is behind all the mischief on these forms, well done! You’re forcing tired acts to change it up. I wish you could get UTB to retire the played out label “crotch fruit”.
it’s a common man revolution
Not gonna lie, from that backpages post she looks like she has beautiful breasts for a crack selling shit bag, I’d pay 5 bucks to suck on those brown middle eastern nipples for 3 minutes. Fuckin fat pig.
I would eat a coke freeze from her Brown Eye.
As Brett k said on the live show the other day, this dude has a lumber sexual beard.
Twenty-two primates were shot Monday in Chicago.
The day’s most recent reported shooting wounded an 18-year-old in a drive-by in South Shore on the South Side.
Absolutely sickening. 22 shot and not one confirmed kill. This sickens me.
Another thing that sickens me is when I swallow a bad load, hate when that happens.
You deserve aids like all fags
The boons guy is a load swallower!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest that she is 100% on board with BLM.
BLM, maybe. BBC, definitely
She shoulda stuck to hooking. At least then she could wash her crack and resell it.
I’d do anal with the father
And I would with the son
Is that dude wearing a beard, or is that a cushion for Bubba’s nut sack when he gets sent up for 15-25 years?
That look in his eyes says he knows EXACTLY where he’s gonna fall in the pecking order soon enough.
And Kianna? 3 things–1, change your name, cause you’re too skanky to even be a stripper, 2–Nashua is fucked up enough, stay on your fucking side of the border, and 3–consider a career change, cause catching your second (at least) drug distribution charge should be a major clue that as far as your proficiency level at slinging da shit goes, you suck.
She’s my “fall guy”. Cris Carter told me to have one.
Bitch has got more hair on her arms than King Kong. And that blonde bitch? What’s her nickname? Stormy Spaniels?
That big titted, blonde slut needs a good raping. Yum
Just be sure to put a hefty hefty cinch sack on the pickle prior to penetration!
When she takes that push up bra off her knees get bruised
Casual Observations:
1) We’ve given her enough chances. She’s shown that she has no remorse.
2) NH has failed, Feds need to step in with RICO. 15 years at FCI Danbury may change her attitude.
I started the story, then quickly lost interest while tippled, but I bought the Cliff Notes!
She should get 10 years just for those white crocs
I just rubbed one out.
Quick favor to my loyal fans and followers… can you please upvote all of my comments when you see them? Common man is on a down voting spree and its really hurting my rep on here. my last joke about mexicans and goya got -23 down votes, and there is no way that many people could think it wasnt funny.
I lost my job two months ago, lost my girl, have crazy bills due, lookign for a place, and feel like the biggest loser in the world right now. well you two dipshits arguing on here about your stupid username the past few days has made me realize there are losers who are on an entirely different level than me and I really shouldnt feel so down on myself. after watching you two pathetic faggots squabble over a username called spic tormenter online, in the turtleboy comment section no less, I actually feel pretty damn good about myself now. It literally made me realize my life could be much, MUCH worse lol. I cant imagine what your actual real lives are like, I bet it could be a multi segment TB article thats for fucking sure lol
None of that was me, you fucking idiot. Its Common Man pretending to be me yet again, he’s become obsessed with calling me a pedophile and telling people how I had sex with my nephew. he must be self projecting is all I can guess.
This imposter needs to get a life. Hes calling me common man, he’s common man.
No, you’re Common Man, not me.
We’re all common man!!
common man is a common cocksucker
common man is a common cocksucker
I can assure you that no one is arguing over a name. It’s simply the same homo having conversations with himself. So unfortunately you are still a loser. Good luck with the job hunt while your credit score drops.
P.s. I’m sure your girl is already fucking someone else
Stop copying me you faggot, no one thinks you’re funny
We are NOT arguing over a name. Common man can use my name all he wants, he obviously has a sick obsession with me.
And you really are that big of a loser. I actually have a job, a house, a car, and a girl with two cute little boys, unlike your loser ass. I just make these comments for fun in my free time. so good luck with your life.
P.S. your girl is already fucking someone else
I see spic torments comments all the time on here he literally comments on like every single article i ever see, its like hes trying way too hard to get noticed by turtleboy or something lmao. I dont know what he expects too, like a shout out or guest spot on the show or something wtf hahah but he has put in a lot of wasted effort what a fucking assclown lol
It was funny ST. I’ve been under attack too. It would be great if unc could look into who it is and block them from the site.
I agree. We drive so much traffic to this site with our commentary, it’s just going to hurt him in the long run if people continue to slander our names. The imposter is also gaming the comment system somehow, I went from getting 30+ likes on all my jokes to getting -30 all of the sudden. And I already noticed a steep drop in the overall amount of comments on every article since this happened, looks like people are leaving.
Hey Unc, do us all a solid and ban the imposter?
I seriously hope you dont believe that lmaooo
bro fuck the haters you are a commenting LEGEND around here, they should hire you full time as a co-host or writer you’re freaking hilarious.
me gusta little boys muy mucho
Si se puede!
I would
Both those females can play with my nut serpent in Alaska
Mr Laporte looks like a fat, far less talented Connor McGregor.
Or Mickey Rooney
Naw, naw, dat pink dude look like a muthafuckin upside down mon-chi-chi and shit……’sup wit dat?
Limbo is a game, not a life goal.