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Nashua Nut Serpent Facing Life In Prison For Selling Crack Cocaine While 7 Months Pregnant Threatens To Fight The Haters After Giving Birth, Brags About Being Hoodrat Rich


Newspapers that take down articles they put up simply because the ratchet patrol comes out in full force and offers up hilarious free muh boi commentary, are the absolute worst. That’s what happened in the last 24 hours with the Nashua Telegraph after they posted this story.

I didn’t even have time to screenshot it, but the TL;DR is hogzilla here lost custody of her crotch fruit due to her ample amount of Google trophies, but instead of getting her life together she kept selling crack cocaine in her apartment and is now facing life in prison (which seems excessive). Oh, and she’s pregnant of course.

She also got bail, and of course the first thing she decided to do while out was run to Facebook to call out all the haters.

“I already did 18 months for something I didn’t do so it won’t kill me to do it again.”

Girl, I know you’re not planning on living that long, but you’re looking at LIFE IN PRISON. As low as your life expectancy is, I think it’s gonna be a little bit longer than 18 months this time around.

Her Google trophies are vast too. Like that time in 2017 when she tried to run a police officer over with her car while her 18 month old crotch fruit was in the back seat.

NASHUA – Kiana Moudarri, who on Tuesday pleaded guilty to three charges stemming from a 2017 police pursuit in which she nearly hit a Nashua officer, took the unusual step of chiming in while the judge was delivering his sentencing comments during her hearing. The offenses stem from an incident on Feb. 8, 2017, during which members of Nashua’s Problem Oriented Policing (POP) Unit, in possession of warrants for Moudarri’s arrest, tried to stop the car she was driving as she exited a tow company lot after retrieving the car. When officers initiated a traffic stop, according to police reports and the account Devine read in court, Moudarri locked the doors, backed up a short distance, then “put it in gear and accelerated rapidly” toward Sprankle, who Devine said was forced to push himself off the car’s hood to avoid being struck.

According to Moudarri’s plea agreement, she entered guilty pleas to one count of reckless conduct, a felony, along with one count each of endangering the welfare of a child and disobeying a police officer, both misdemeanors. Temple, after a brief recess to review the matter, sentenced Moudarri to two-to-four years in State Prison, all suspended for three years, on the felony charge, as well as two concurrent 12-month jail sentences, also suspended for three years, on the two misdemeanor offenses. The conditions order Moudarri to stay out of trouble, serve one year of probation, perform 25 hours of community service, write an apology letter to Sprankle, and take a tour of the New Hampshire State Prison.

According to police reports filed at the time, Moudarri, in an attempt to elude police in the area of Mason Street, allegedly “turned the wheel of her vehicle directly at (an officer) while accelerating rapidly,” then leading police on a pursuit “in a densely populated area” while running several stop signs, failing to stop for police, and engaging in the alleged behavior with an 18-month-old child in the car.

Giving her a chance to stay out of jail obviously didn’t work out too well if she ended up doing 18 months and thinks it ain’t no thang. She was also oreviously arrested by the state police because she’s a gang banging drug dealer responsible for home invasions.

Manchester Ink: U.S. Marshals are seeking the public’s help in finding Kiana Moudarri, 20, a suspected gang member who is wanted on an active warrant from New Hampshire for reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, as well as a warrant out of Mass. for probation violation on an original charge of home invasion.

She also likes to print counterfeit money and spend it at the Christmas Tree Shop.

Patch: Shai-Ann Molina, 19, of Rivers Edge Road in Lowell, MA, on two counts of felony forgery charges from Oct. 9, and Oct. 10, 2014, for allegedly passing counterfeit $20 bills at the Shell gas station on Main Street and Christmas Tree Shop in Nashua. Kianna Moudarri, 19, of Amherst Street in Nashua, on two felony counts of criminal liability to forgery for allegedly assisting Molina.

Along with some good ol’ possession charges.

Lowell Sun: Kiana Moudarri, 18, Nashua, N.H.; possession of controlled/narcotic drugs, transporting drugs in a motor vehicle

Her counterfeit trick had been going on for a couple years prior to getting caught.

And we haven’t even mentioned her backpage days yet.

Yes, that’s right – she used to be part of a BOGO chlamydia sale, but that was back when she was still rocking the booty.

Unfortunately for her when you get knocked up and completely let yourself go your only options are counterfeiting and selling drugs. Then you become this.

And just like that your backpage days are over.

Or maybe, just maybe, get a job? Nah, that makes too much sense, bang on that. She is the complete guttemuppet package.

Life in prison sounds like one of those minimum mandatory things that SJWs are trying to get away from, and even I think that sounds a bit much. But at the same time, this trick isn’t doing herself any favors by running her cock kisser on Facebook. She posted this gem about her baby daddy back in May.

Now her and her homegirl Princess are bragging that despite losing over $100,000 in product and cash to the cops she’s still killing the game.

And her pork fried homegirl is holding it down for her in the meantime.

I’d like to see the lucky guy who knocked up that wooly slammoth. Hot!

The Nashua Telegraph did indeed take down the post but not before we got a bunch of screenshots of the free muh boi patrol going on the defense for her.

Her Daddy was mean to her growing up, blah, blah, blah. Get over it. Lots of people grow up in shitty homes. Once you have a crotch fruit of your own it’s up to you to make sure that cycle of neglect and abuse doesn’t continue. She chose selling drugs and being a Tyngsboro (yes, that’s where she’s from) gangsta over taking care of her crotch fruits. This is the life she chose.

Amazing mother? Shut the fuck up. You people are part of the problem. You enable them by making non-stop excuses, and then lie to them by telling them that they’re a good mother. Good mothers don’t sell crack cocaine and run over cops with their kids in the backseat. And yes, she absolutely deserves jail Grandma Helen. She’s not a drug addict, she’s a drug dealer. She’s gotten chance after chance and blown them all, and she clearly does not GAF about going to prison.

This was my favorite excuse from “Morrissa.”

She had to sell drugs while 7 months pregnant because the job market is so bad. In the healthiest economy, with the lowest unemployment rate in modern day history. Selling drugs is “all she knows” how to do to provide for her kids, therefore it’s OK. People actually believe this sort of thing.



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38 Comment(s)
  • Fat Girl Titties
    October 15, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Of course she’s a blimp. In the “hot Kiana” pics, her head and face were that of a Fatso.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    October 12, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Life in prison? Looks like a life-time gym membership would be a more appropriate punishment.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    October 11, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    I would totally bang this broad…if I had a time machine and $20.

  • Butterface
    October 11, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    A blind man would find her face unworthy of braille. Her body used to look ok, but her face…blah. She needs to smoke more of her product to get that body back.

  • Fast Money
    October 11, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Is any info available on how this woman did her counterfeiting? Counterfeiting currency is not easy. I’d be surprised if she didn’t get arrested for doing it.

  • Thinking of Jack Kerouac
    October 11, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    Jerome W asks “Why do some young white folks worship ghetto/black culture?”

    To some whites, black culture sometimes has appeared more exotic and lively than their own. Recall Jack Kerouac famous line from p. 180 of his novel On the Road:

    “At lilac evening I walked with every muscle aching among the lights of 27th and Welton in the Denver colored section, wishing I were a Negro, feeling that the best the white world had offered was not enough ecstasy for me, not enough life, joy, kicks, darkness, music, not enough night.”

    Eldridge Cleaver cited Kerouac’s comment in his later book Soul on Ice.

    • On the road or on the Hershey Highway
      October 11, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      Jack Kerouac was a fag sucking Abbie Hoffman’s penis and ass and Hoffman did the same

      • Kerouac was Brilliant
        October 11, 2019 at 11:55 pm

        Kerouac was brilliant and years ahead of his time in his writing. Tragic he died so young. Interesting he was originally from Lowell, MA, of French Canadian descent.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        October 14, 2019 at 8:42 am


  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 11, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Isn’t “life” like 15 years and then parole on good behavior?

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    October 11, 2019 at 11:05 am

    I’ve traveled a lot in The Middle East. Arab women are beautiful, perhaps the most of any ethnic group. This chick was hawt. Was.

    Yet another attractive young girl who threw her looks (and health) away for a life of drugs, dependency, squalor, and crime.

    Remember Crack Feen Barbie?

    Jesus Christ.

  • Really Concerned
    October 11, 2019 at 10:47 am

    I dont know if anyone is aware of this but the 2 girls half naked on the bed are literally underage. So I guess this site likes to expose minors too. Disgusting

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 6, 2020 at 9:39 am

      Fuck off. They posted the fucking picture!

  • Jerome W
    October 11, 2019 at 10:33 am

    This is what ghetto culture does to seemingly civilized folk….and she is now paying for it.
    Why do some young white folks worship ghetto/black culture?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 11, 2019 at 11:44 am

      MTV has been the root cause of many a wigger.

  • Incel Tears
    October 11, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Wow. I can’t even comprehend how you can get to this point in such a short period of time. Kiana if you’re reading this, let it be known YOU HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM. Change, FAST!

  • OMG where do we start
    October 11, 2019 at 8:19 am

    USA a penal colony for the good or is it the New Brasil?

    It used to be such a small slice of society lived like this, now degenerates are everywhere and the Leftist elites in courts, politics and academia view criminal behavior as an inevitable lifestyle and excuse it.

    1) End WELFARE and SSI for anyone under 60, WELFARE the great enabler.
    2) Bring back the “poor farms”.
    3) End Tolerance of crime, in the courts and society.
    4) Quit social media for your own good.

    Outsource our medium and maximum security prisons to Communist China… nobody will say “they don’t mind doing 18 months” not to mention 30 days. Enjoy the prison ship cruise to China.

  • Y
    October 11, 2019 at 1:44 am

    I told y’all days ago, the Whistleblower worked with Joe Biden.
    Democrats, will you finally wake up?

    • Biden = Guilty
      October 11, 2019 at 8:26 am

      The Ukraine hoax against Trump is so easily disproved. Yet all the low information masses hear it Trump-Impeachment, Trump-Obstruction, Trump-Ukraine, Trump-Russia.

      Don’t forget John Kerry’s son was also a player and Hunter “incest” Biden was dumped by the Navy for testing positive for Cocaine, Crack-Cocaine. Dude cheated on his hot wife with his sister in law and Joe Biden said he was glad they found love. The Biden s are one sick ass rapie kinda of family.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 10, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    What don’t you people understand? This is their culture! Counterfeiting, home invasions, drug dealing, prostitution… this is how they make their living. You all better accept this! They are going to keep coming and they all vote Democrat!

  • Sam
    October 10, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    what’s with the shit all around her mouth? fucking nasty ass eater

    • smegma talbot
      October 11, 2019 at 12:04 am

      She tried to blow up a car once and burned her mouth on the tail pipe

  • Albert E
    October 10, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Morrissa Victoria Aponte has to be the stupidest person on the internet

  • Cheddah
    October 10, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Perfect poster girl for a D.A.R.E. program…

  • lifer
    October 10, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Now she will have time to clean up her act. And give her heart a rest. People don’t realize that they are sitting on there asses as there heart stews in there chest while they obsessively worry about dying. People may say its mental and I guess that it is, but all they see is a sandglass because add a bad habit or two and an ambulance on standby is the best you’ll get.

  • WnglishTeacher
    October 10, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Perhaps I’m too well edumacated (probably not), but I have increasing difficulty reading assjunk make-no-sense facebook posts, and trying to decipher what the hell these people are trying to say. I have to try to remember to disregard punctuation, format, vowels, nouns, verbs, english as a whole I guess…

  • These MF's are outta control
    October 10, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    We will be paying for these pigs forever. They remind me of wild Boars…..

  • Josh Bitch Tits
    October 10, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Someone hook this slut up wit Danielle HTTG.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    October 10, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Dis be da upstandin citizens we need at da safe injection facilitied. The joys of diversity are endless.

  • Libby johnson
    October 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    She had to have been making at least 90% of what a man makes back in her escort days. Womens lib 101

  • jakmeoff
    October 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    NH guttermuppet. Dont tell me she had pets? The horror.

  • Tits Malone
    October 10, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Fucking slutpig spic scum

    • paco moreno
      October 10, 2019 at 8:43 pm

      she is not mestizo she is an arab pig. just remember every war america has fought in was created by satanic dna joo bankers and was only designed to kill white soldiers. we must stop white genocide lets get the word out. to quote satanic dna rabbi reichorn in 1869. We shall force the Christians into wars by exploiting their pride and their stupidity. They will massacre each other, and clear the ground for us to put our people into.”

      “8. The possession of the land has always brought influence and power. In the name of social Justice and Equality we shall parcel out the great estates; we shall give the fragments to the peasants who covet them with all their powers, and who will soon be in debt to us by the expense of cultivating them.”
      Our capital will make us their masters. We in our turn shall become the great proprietors, and the possession of the land will assure the power to us.” we shall divide the Christians into political parties, we shall destroy the unity of their nations, we shall sow discord everywhere. Reduced to impotence, they will bow before the LAW of OUR BANK, always united, and always devoted to our Cause.”so when you see a veteran make sure they know they are nothing but mercenaries for the satanic joo bankers. FUCK THE COWARDLY SATANIC TRAITOR COPS AND TROOPS

      • Ray Patriarca
        Hey Paco !
        October 11, 2019 at 5:29 pm

        Bridgewater State Hospital called. Your bed is ready. Don’t forget your Librium dose every night before bed.
        40 years ago, loons like you were chained to a radiator at Danvers.
        Until the libs had a “better” idea.
        Now you all walk among us.

  • whatevuh
    October 10, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    She’ll be dead before she turns 50 . . . have a nice life hunny

  • Confused in the aisle
    October 10, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Can anyone tell me where I can find the low fat yogurt? It’s not near the sour cream.

    Thanks in advance.

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