Newspapers that take down articles they put up simply because the ratchet patrol comes out in full force and offers up hilarious free muh boi commentary, are the absolute worst. That’s what happened in the last 24 hours with the Nashua Telegraph after they posted this story.
I didn’t even have time to screenshot it, but the TL;DR is hogzilla here lost custody of her crotch fruit due to her ample amount of Google trophies, but instead of getting her life together she kept selling crack cocaine in her apartment and is now facing life in prison (which seems excessive). Oh, and she’s pregnant of course.
She also got bail, and of course the first thing she decided to do while out was run to Facebook to call out all the haters.
“I already did 18 months for something I didn’t do so it won’t kill me to do it again.”
Girl, I know you’re not planning on living that long, but you’re looking at LIFE IN PRISON. As low as your life expectancy is, I think it’s gonna be a little bit longer than 18 months this time around.
Her Google trophies are vast too. Like that time in 2017 when she tried to run a police officer over with her car while her 18 month old crotch fruit was in the back seat.
NASHUA – Kiana Moudarri, who on Tuesday pleaded guilty to three charges stemming from a 2017 police pursuit in which she nearly hit a Nashua officer, took the unusual step of chiming in while the judge was delivering his sentencing comments during her hearing. The offenses stem from an incident on Feb. 8, 2017, during which members of Nashua’s Problem Oriented Policing (POP) Unit, in possession of warrants for Moudarri’s arrest, tried to stop the car she was driving as she exited a tow company lot after retrieving the car. When officers initiated a traffic stop, according to police reports and the account Devine read in court, Moudarri locked the doors, backed up a short distance, then “put it in gear and accelerated rapidly” toward Sprankle, who Devine said was forced to push himself off the car’s hood to avoid being struck.
According to Moudarri’s plea agreement, she entered guilty pleas to one count of reckless conduct, a felony, along with one count each of endangering the welfare of a child and disobeying a police officer, both misdemeanors. Temple, after a brief recess to review the matter, sentenced Moudarri to two-to-four years in State Prison, all suspended for three years, on the felony charge, as well as two concurrent 12-month jail sentences, also suspended for three years, on the two misdemeanor offenses. The conditions order Moudarri to stay out of trouble, serve one year of probation, perform 25 hours of community service, write an apology letter to Sprankle, and take a tour of the New Hampshire State Prison.
According to police reports filed at the time, Moudarri, in an attempt to elude police in the area of Mason Street, allegedly “turned the wheel of her vehicle directly at (an officer) while accelerating rapidly,” then leading police on a pursuit “in a densely populated area” while running several stop signs, failing to stop for police, and engaging in the alleged behavior with an 18-month-old child in the car.
Giving her a chance to stay out of jail obviously didn’t work out too well if she ended up doing 18 months and thinks it ain’t no thang. She was also oreviously arrested by the state police because she’s a gang banging drug dealer responsible for home invasions.
Manchester Ink: U.S. Marshals are seeking the public’s help in finding Kiana Moudarri, 20, a suspected gang member who is wanted on an active warrant from New Hampshire for reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, as well as a warrant out of Mass. for probation violation on an original charge of home invasion.
She also likes to print counterfeit money and spend it at the Christmas Tree Shop.
Patch: Shai-Ann Molina, 19, of Rivers Edge Road in Lowell, MA, on two counts of felony forgery charges from Oct. 9, and Oct. 10, 2014, for allegedly passing counterfeit $20 bills at the Shell gas station on Main Street and Christmas Tree Shop in Nashua. Kianna Moudarri, 19, of Amherst Street in Nashua, on two felony counts of criminal liability to forgery for allegedly assisting Molina.
Along with some good ol’ possession charges.
Lowell Sun: Kiana Moudarri, 18, Nashua, N.H.; possession of controlled/narcotic drugs, transporting drugs in a motor vehicle
Her counterfeit trick had been going on for a couple years prior to getting caught.
And we haven’t even mentioned her backpage days yet.
Yes, that’s right – she used to be part of a BOGO chlamydia sale, but that was back when she was still rocking the booty.
Unfortunately for her when you get knocked up and completely let yourself go your only options are counterfeiting and selling drugs. Then you become this.
And just like that your backpage days are over.
Or maybe, just maybe, get a job? Nah, that makes too much sense, bang on that. She is the complete guttemuppet package.
Life in prison sounds like one of those minimum mandatory things that SJWs are trying to get away from, and even I think that sounds a bit much. But at the same time, this trick isn’t doing herself any favors by running her cock kisser on Facebook. She posted this gem about her baby daddy back in May.
Now her and her homegirl Princess are bragging that despite losing over $100,000 in product and cash to the cops she’s still killing the game.
And her pork fried homegirl is holding it down for her in the meantime.
I’d like to see the lucky guy who knocked up that wooly slammoth. Hot!
The Nashua Telegraph did indeed take down the post but not before we got a bunch of screenshots of the free muh boi patrol going on the defense for her.
Her Daddy was mean to her growing up, blah, blah, blah. Get over it. Lots of people grow up in shitty homes. Once you have a crotch fruit of your own it’s up to you to make sure that cycle of neglect and abuse doesn’t continue. She chose selling drugs and being a Tyngsboro (yes, that’s where she’s from) gangsta over taking care of her crotch fruits. This is the life she chose.
Amazing mother? Shut the fuck up. You people are part of the problem. You enable them by making non-stop excuses, and then lie to them by telling them that they’re a good mother. Good mothers don’t sell crack cocaine and run over cops with their kids in the backseat. And yes, she absolutely deserves jail Grandma Helen. She’s not a drug addict, she’s a drug dealer. She’s gotten chance after chance and blown them all, and she clearly does not GAF about going to prison.
This was my favorite excuse from “Morrissa.”
She had to sell drugs while 7 months pregnant because the job market is so bad. In the healthiest economy, with the lowest unemployment rate in modern day history. Selling drugs is “all she knows” how to do to provide for her kids, therefore it’s OK. People actually believe this sort of thing.
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