I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you should need a license to reproduce. Her poor raw dog participation ribbon was running around more confused after that crash than every kid in Lawrence on Father’s Day.
Sorry kid, but you better start getting used to a constant life of disappointment because the sperm sponge you call Mom would rather risk your life by driving 90 mph in a suburban neighborhood and abandon you at a stranger’s house than get a ticket for texting while driving. Your needs are pretty much gonna come after everything in life that your Mom enjoys, particularly Newports, tattoos, shitty weed, and dick. Lots and lots of dick. She says it right in her bio. Just look at that thing.
That right there is what we call a “hoodrat parking lot.” No overnight parking allowed though. It’s the reason you’re probably gonna have more brothers and sisters, all of whom will be equally disappointed with the hand life has dealt them.
Hell, it says right in her bio that she’s gonna do whatever she wants, regardless of the risk.
I could’ve predicted this would’ve happened form the flat brimmed weed hat, gold chains, and proficient use of Snapchat filters too.
And in the least surprising turn of events ever she was just arrested in May for heroin possession.
Tracey Pelletier, 32, 26 Railroad Square, Nashua, N.H., was arrested Monday at 3:06 p.m. and charged on a bench warrant for heroin possession on May 21.
Ummm….why do you get to keep your vaj goblins when you get arrested with heroin? It’s a “disease” right? So she has no control over anything, yet we allow you to hold onto your kids while you try to figure out the ratchet roller coaster you call life? When I’m Queen Bitch of the Universe that’s the first new law we’re implementing – automatic confiscation of crotch fruits for anyone who gets caught with heroin. Don’t like it? Stick to weed.
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