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Nashua Nut Jockey Abandons Vaj Goblin, Runs To Avoid Cops After Crashing 90 MPH In Order To Avoid Ticket For Texting While Driving

 

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you should need a license to reproduce. Her poor raw dog participation ribbon was running around more confused after that crash than every kid in Lawrence on Father’s Day.

Sorry kid, but you better start getting used to a constant life of disappointment because the sperm sponge you call Mom would rather risk your life by driving 90 mph in a suburban neighborhood and abandon you at a stranger’s house than get a ticket for texting while driving. Your needs are pretty much gonna come after everything in life that your Mom enjoys, particularly Newports, tattoos, shitty weed, and dick. Lots and lots of dick. She says it right in her bio. Just look at that thing.

That right there is what we call a “hoodrat parking lot.” No overnight parking allowed though. It’s the reason you’re probably gonna have more brothers and sisters, all of whom will be equally disappointed with the hand life has dealt them.

Hell, it says right in her bio that she’s gonna do whatever she wants, regardless of the risk.

I could’ve predicted this would’ve happened form the flat brimmed weed hat, gold chains, and proficient use of Snapchat filters too.

 

And in the least surprising turn of events ever she was just arrested in May for heroin possession.

Tracey Pelletier, 32, 26 Railroad Square, Nashua, N.H., was arrested Monday at 3:06 p.m. and charged on a bench warrant for heroin possession on May 21.

Ummm….why do you get to keep your vaj goblins when you get arrested with heroin? It’s a “disease” right? So she has no control over anything, yet we allow you to hold onto your kids while you try to figure out the ratchet roller coaster you call life? When I’m Queen Bitch of the Universe that’s the first new law we’re implementing – automatic confiscation of crotch fruits for anyone who gets caught with heroin. Don’t like it? Stick to weed.

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    August 24, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Please, please, please, take this little boy away from her. I know he is only one of thousands, but it pulls at my heartstrings. DCYF with all its shortcomings is better than this!

    Shit! I’m 61 and helping to raise my grandchildren (and they are from a good home)! If I could help with this little one, I would. No little one should have to grow up like this.

    You are worth more, child.

  • Taunton Reppin
    August 23, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Haha this chick is from Taunton. From a nice Portuguese family. Not sure why she ended up so ghetto…

  • F*U
    August 23, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Love these 3rd owner luxury lease turn-in ratchets. Keep buying them to live your best life. It keeps my new Mercedes rates down. Carve back for having to finance for your miserable life wetback life.

  • Judge dread
    August 23, 2019 at 3:00 am

    This slut fuck ho bag probably lives in the tree streets.

  • LockHerUp
    August 22, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    What. A. Piece. Of. Shit.

    I hope she gets at least 10 years in jail…then dies!

  • Captain Trips
    August 22, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    She plays the ‘tough’ gangsta thing but in her booking photo she’s sobbing her eyes out

  • Eddie Coyle
    August 22, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    In some pics she resembles a ratchet version of Alyssa Milano.

    • Tony Danza is in Mourning
      August 22, 2019 at 6:06 pm

      Not having money doesn’t make you ratchet.

      Alyssa Milano has plenty of $$$ but she’s as ratchet as the day is long.

      • Theonewhoknocks
        August 24, 2019 at 11:49 pm

        True… being poor dosent make you ratchet….what about being a mommy arrested for possession of heroin a few months before she tries to outrun the cops with her kid in the car, crash and then flees the car and leaves said child behind? Does that meet the definition of “ratched” in your book? I think you be hitting the same ground brown poppy honey as the rest of these winners

  • McElroy
    August 22, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Time to do the right thing, DCF! Don’t drop the ball.

  • Girth Brooks
    August 22, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Too old and too nappy-looking to pull that lifestyle off.

  • Lance Bolt
    August 22, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    I would

  • Take of my pants and jacket
    August 22, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    When I was growing up girls with a big fat ass were not seen as sexy. It’s one of a million things I hate about today. Fat ass chicks with neck tattoos and the vocabulary of a merchant marine are seen as hot. Guys with unwashed and uncombed hair and a three day beard and wearing Robin Hood pants wondering why they still live with their parents.
    Someone build me a time machine!

    • Silencio Dogood
      August 23, 2019 at 2:33 am

      yup…

    • Denial
      August 24, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      So true! It’s because all the “in the closet” dudes found a loop hole around admitting they’re gay by obsessing over (female) ass. If you’re a dude and you like ass more than tits just face facts- you’re gay.

  • bigdaddy
    August 22, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Mom enjoys, particularly Newports, tattoos, shitty weed, and dick. Lots and lots of dick what about henny ? Isnt that a ratchet staple ?.

  • ??
    August 22, 2019 at 11:54 am

    i feel so bad for that kid. i dont understand hoe he was walking around and not taken by the police or a ambulance after a crash.

  • Ray Patriarca
    August 22, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Seal her gagoosh shut with SuperGlue !
    Then, no more “feeding that thang”!
    Also….no more illigitimate bastard children that we, the taxpayers, have gotta pay for.
    Jose ( and Pedro, and Cedric, and Daquan, and Juan) will have to get used to burying the custard pumper in her pooper!
    Fucking scum !

  • Old Tom Morris
    August 22, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Are we abandoning “crotch fruit” and going with “vaj goblin” now? Like it.

    • Dick Scratcher
      August 22, 2019 at 11:47 am

      Still a big fan of Bret’s use of “semen demon” to describe these bastard offspring.

      Just ordering our early evening meal in a pub called The Crown in a tiny Welsh village called Lixwm (pronounced Lick-some).

      #DicksHolidayUpdates

      • Old Tom Morris
        August 22, 2019 at 12:10 pm

        No Faggots and Mash this evening? Heard it was a popular dish in Wales.

        • Dick Scratcher
          August 22, 2019 at 2:03 pm

          Faggots are just giant meatballs.
          Usually served with peas and gravy.

          Fine dining tonight did not include faggots. 🙂

  • z
    August 22, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Notice the Gotta Feed photo is 2015. She’s plump.
    Notice the orange jump suit photo? Not so much in the face.

    She’ll be dead in 5 years if she’s stays out of jail. It’s still early in the process but she’s on her way.
    I don’t wish or hope that on anyone. At the same time, she’s old enough to know better. And she does, but she doesn’t give a fuck.

  • Massholio
    August 22, 2019 at 11:18 am

    AND at the same time there was a thermonuclear explosion vaporizing all of Nashua.

    • 5 Years Max
      August 22, 2019 at 5:59 pm

      Agreed, give her five years max.

      The TV stations’ video is unbelievable; the child runs behind her as she flees. WMUR also has the courtroom video, where she tears up. According to the Union Leader, she “pleaded not guilty to endangering the welfare of a child, conduct after an arrest, reckless conduct, trespass, driving without a license, using a cellphone while driving, resisting arrest and disobeying a police officer.” After the crash, she forced her way into a stranger’s home and tried to keep the police from entering. No driver’s license? The child was placed with the father; was it his car that she destroyed?

      But if she were a Mass. resident, none of this would show up on her driving record.

  • 2 Tall Deval
    August 22, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Just imagine the cottage cheese on that butt and those thighs, Can someone tell me why FAT Girls think they are Hot.

    • @#&@
      August 22, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      Minorities.

  • z
    August 22, 2019 at 10:21 am

    That an Altima?
    All Altimas are not owned by ratchets.
    All ratchets own Altimas.

    The Altima is probably the #1 car bought/sold/repossessed at Buy Here/Pay Here used car lots.

    • Chief
      August 22, 2019 at 11:04 am

      I believe it was a 5 series BMW.
      The wife bought an Altima brand new and had it 9 years, good little car, sad most of them live the ratchet life

      • z
        August 22, 2019 at 11:46 am

        Thanks for the correction. I was going by the back door window frame. But the back door and taillights say it’s a BMW. I still have it my head that the back side window of a BMW sedan is more angular in how it bends.

        Another bad life choice. A older BMW is a money pit. I’d take the Altima if given a choice over a BMW in the hood. People with money who own older BMWs usually have other cars with the BMW relegated to a toy or weekend car. And old for a BMW is anything not under warranty.

  • ITCHY BALLS
    August 22, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Heartless fucking Kunt !!

  • Epstein
    August 22, 2019 at 10:08 am

    I fed her 12 inches down her throst decades ago.

    • Your a Sick Fuck
      August 22, 2019 at 5:32 pm

      What…..when she was 12?? Decades ago?? She’s only 32.

      • Ghislaine Maxwell
        August 22, 2019 at 7:20 pm

        That sounds about right.
        You are a dumb fuck.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    August 22, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Trash… Just a giant trash dump. I’m sick of these ratchet fucks living off of the working people.

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