A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone.
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You’ve got to love dumb criminals. They forget when they steal a phone the pictures they take of themselves usually end up on a cloud. So, that worked out to one kid’s advantage when he lost the iPhone he had saved up for himself.
Seems some Pikachud, who looks like an extra from Gran Torino, helped himself to it instead of turning it in like a decent citizen. What kind of a loser steals from a kid? Especially when he saved up for it all by himself. Probably one with nails like a cartoon witch and hair bigger than Delta Burke’s. Fuck this wad swallower.
Seems he saved a screenshot with some of his buddies tagged. That helps!
Mom is thinking The iPhone is gone… but I personally think she should file a police report and let him face charges for when we feed him his Turtleboy shame sandwich of identification.
Yeah, you’re really pretty for some kid in a pretend gang. Barf.
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16 Comment(s)
That is a very pretty Shim!!!
The middle finger selfie. Always with the middle finger..
Why does a 7 year old have an IPhone. I feel bad for him getting it stolen but mom needs a slap
It was a shitty old one that he used as an iPod. God forbid we have kids listening to music on devices these days. Haha
Interesting culprit, “Number Two Son” is on the case.
That’s the chick that does my toenails at the mall.
He will make a nice prison bitch in the not too distant future.
Just curious as to why in one picture you can clearly see both arms sleeved in tattoos but absolutely none in the last photo. How long exactly has this clown been using that phone now or possibly there is more than one jerk who needs shaming.
The mother’s post dated March 29th states this happened last May, so the theft occurred nearly a year ago which explains the tattoos or lack thereof on the pikachud’s arms. They’re just finding these pictures now because her kid just synced his new phone back to his cloud account.
Should be to easy to identify this upstanding love child of Jaromir Jagr. On a side note..I couldn’t use the landline @ 7 years old…
Not much out there with those names and faces, except the ‘Book.
Here you go:
https://www.facebook.com/bostontn/
This is one of them:
https://www.facebook.com/taig.poe
Can’t find much on Thai GRey (Thai Ghey?) except this dude…replete with flat-brimmed Bulls cap, of course!
https://www.facebook.com/eh.soe.75?ref=br_rs
Here is Pee Jay…he’s probably into golden showers with his boyfriends:
https://www.facebook.com/lil.shadow12?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
Sic ’em SSTG!!!
It’s a seven year old with an iPhone. Taking candy from a baby
Are you sure that the petty theif is is a “he”?
I agree. The biceps look like a guy, but the face looks like a girl.
Looks like he’s wearing lipstick in some of those pictures too. He’ll be a popular one in jail so he better practice his duckface.