A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone.
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You’ve got to love dumb criminals. They forget when they steal a phone the pictures they take of themselves usually end up on a cloud. So, that worked out to one kid’s advantage when he lost the iPhone he had saved up for himself.
Seems some Pikachud, who looks like an extra from Gran Torino, helped himself to it instead of turning it in like a decent citizen. What kind of a loser steals from a kid? Especially when he saved up for it all by himself. Probably one with nails like a cartoon witch and hair bigger than Delta Burke’s. Fuck this wad swallower.
Seems he saved a screenshot with some of his buddies tagged. That helps!
Yeah, you’re really pretty for some kid in a pretend gang. Barf.
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