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As you know Turtleboy is in the midst of yet another Internet lawsuit at the hands of a social justice warrior named Jennie Chenkin. She’s the lovely Hampshire College student who claims that we are guilty of copyright infringement for screenshotting things she voluntarily wrote on a public Facebook page.
As you can see, we’re toast!! Usually when we see posts like this we laugh it off, but this one we might have to take seriously. Because according to the Westfield Police blotter, Jennie Chenkin might already have a lawyer:
Ooops!!! Probably the police officers’ fault for violating her civil liberties by making her return stuff she didn’t pay for. After all, she’s just the victim of cisheteropatriarchy, so the cops were probably just harassing her:
She has a right to steal from anyone who is a cisgendered white male because……reparations. Oh well, I guess when you’re wasting all of Daddy’s money at an expensive private school you gotta do what you gotta do. After all, I don’t think her hula hoop video poetry on Youtube is gonna catch on very well:
“Bodies that morticians find fuckable.” Perfectly normal thing to write in your poetry. Surprised more people don’t take these SJW’s seriously. I still liked it more than some of her earlier stuff:
Note to Hampshire College and all Western MA college social justice warriors in general – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
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