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Yesterday we revealed the identity of Granny McStickyfingers, an infamous woman in the Bourne area who likes to steal money out of the tip jars at local businesses.
Her name is Mary Gelsthorpe:
And clearly she has no reason to steal from minimum wage workers besides loving the thrill of it all. The vest she’s wearing in that picture is of an expensive yacht club. She just enjoys stealing. There’s no other explanation.
Here’s the thing though – she serves in the town government:
Yup, she’s on the Bourne “Open Space Committee.” Evidently this group decides what to do with open spaces, and they’re appointed by the elected board of selectman:
Does this count as a corrupt politician? I feel like taking up one of 13 spots on an appointed committee, two of which are vacant, might be the least influential politician of all time. Either way, things are gonna get awkward at the next meeting. And if there’s any open spaces left in Bourne, she’s probably gonna steal them. Just sayin.