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Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy:
A very thoughtful turtle rider paid for a Turtleboy winter beanie on Christmas Eve, except it wasn’t for them and it came with this message:
“Please send this hat to a deserving turtle rider that may not be able to afford one.”
Turtle riders really are the most generous and thoughtful people on earth.
But who would we give it to? We don’t know who’s broke and who’s not. Then we came up with an idea that we may be able to start utilizing more in the future – Turtleboy meme contest. It’s really simple. We give you a blank meme, and you write in the words or fuck with it, then screenshot it and either post it on our Facebook page (or Clarence Woods Emerson) under the link to the contest, or message us on Facebook, or email it to [email protected] if you’re not on Facebook. You got 24 hours, and may the best meme win. Here’s the one you’re working with today.
It’s called distracted boyfriend. Kind of a popular meme. Your meme has to be something Turtleboy related. You can pick a specific person we blogged about and center it around them, or make it more general. If you have no idea how this particular meme works here’s some examples we just came up with.
If you’re feeling creative and know how to do it you can also replace the people in the blog with characters of your choosing. Like these.
I recommend using Image Flip for a meme generator. It’s really simple, you just go to their site (here) and choose the distracted boyfriend meme, which is one of the first ones they offer. Then fill it in and screenshot it.
If you email it to us make sure you’re using a real email so we can let you know if you won. You have 24 hours.
P.S. Anyone who wants to buy a shirt or any other item from the Turtleboy store to donate for one of these contests is more than welcome to as well.