Last night’s Live Show was honestly one of the funniest episodes I’ve been apart of. Needed a good laugh, what with the apocalypse and all. We talked about the coronovirus for a bit, but then we moved onto what people really wanted to talk about – Bristol Blarney’s new show. Yes, that’s right – the woman who gave away two of her kids, had all 4 taken by DCF at one point, and thinks she has the right to shit on other people for being shitty parents, is back making videos about shitty people. It’s no longer called Bristol Crew, but instead has been renamed Masshole Report. Ya got that? they stole someone else’s name and added Report at the end of it. Almost as if she’s completely incapable of creating anything original on her own.
Except there’s just one problem – South Shore Justin, the only person on the show with any sort of talent, didn’t wanna be part of the train wreck any longer. Good for him. Instead they brought in as a cohost a guy who I had on a couple times, but who fell asleep during two live shows and was banned from coming back.
AKA Matty Pervier.
AKA Bootleg Bret.
AKA Judas Mo.
This is what Kate is left with – my scraps. Just to be clear, she built nothing on her own. She has a following because I gave her one. She tried and failed at YouTube and blogging before and it never caught on because she’s not funny or interesting. Now she’s just my white trash counterpart pretending to be virtuous. And I will never, ever stop calling out frauds like her.
I know I probably shouldn’t give them attention because they’re irrelevant and will die a slow death if I ignore them. But it was just so hilariously bad I couldn’t resist the urge. I needed the laugh.
It began with Kate “coming clean” about her past, because she knew that I was gonna blog about it on Monday once her harassment order was thrown out in court. Except she didn’t really come clean about anything, and lied through her teeth to her white trash followers. She put on one of the worst fake crying performances of all time, that you simply must watch in the video below (on our channel, not her’s). But of course she got a round of applause from Judas Mo, Trashley Trashevedo and the rest of her cult members.
I shit you not – a round of applause for talking about how she gave away two toddlers.
The show besides that is basically a cringey spinoff of Turtleboy. Every single character they obsess over (Bucket Boy, Josh Abrams, Anselmo) was originally featured by a blogger not named Kate Peter on Turtleboy. They did a 20 minute segment called, “You might be a ratchet if,” and it was quite possibly the least funny thing you’ve ever seen in your life, which sure didn’t stop them from pretend laughing. Might as well have been called, “let’s say things that poor people do and fake laugh at it.”
Then to make matters even more pathetic they announced that they’re going live on the same exact nights that I do – Tuesday and Thursday. So we stuck around to see Edwin “Takizawa” Salazar, Mike Hilario, Bitch Mitch, and crotch fruit donation Mom talk about Tom Brady and make awkward jokes that they pretended were funny.
The best part of the night was watching turtle riders just INVADE their comments section with turtle emojis.
Why won’t they have me on their show? Almost as if they’re afraid to get called out on their bullshit. Every turtle rider was eventually blocked, and you can hear Kate at the 28:22 mark saying, “oh fuck” when she sees that she can’t hide from the truth.
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