Breaking News: Turtleboy Sports is now offering an ad free viewing option for turtle riders. Obviously ads suck. I’d prefer if we didn’t have any ads, but someone’s gotta pay the bills around here. However, a lot of turtle riders have told us that they’d gladly pay $10 a month to get rid of the ads offering them dates with attractive Asian women. They get in the way, they redirect you to the top of the page after you x out of them, and you have to scroll by a million of them to get to the comments section.

Well good news – ad free Turtleboy is here. You can purchase membership in the Turtleboy store by clicking here. By doing so you’re not only making your turtle riding experience better, you’re also supporting what we do. The reality is that people like us who aren’t afraid to say what’s on our mind, refuse to self-censor, and won’t bow to the demands of PC mobs, are treated in a hostile manner by tech platforms. We’ve been blacklisted by Google AdSense, which is a death blow normally because when they stop bidding on ad space on your site demand plummets and we make a fraction of what we used to. The only way to survive in this climate AND stay true to what made us Turtleboy in the first place, is with stuff like this. Thanks for supporting all that we do.