Turtleboy Admits The Truth: Hillary Clinton Is Going To Be President And The Donald Trump Experiment Was The Dumbest Thing Any Political Party Has Ever Done

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Turtleboy has come to terms with something that is basically undeniable at this point – Hillary Clinton is going to be the 45th President of the United States. And there’s nothing anyone can do about it. The election is over. Donald Trump will never be President, and this will go down as the biggest abortion of an election in American history.

In case you haven’t seen the new polls, Hillary is demolishing Trump now:


Since 1992 the democrats have won the same 18 states in every single election. Big states too – California, Illinois, New York, Massachusetts, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey included. They amount to over 200 electoral votes in a race where you only need 270 to win. They start off with a huge lead automatically. In order for Trump to win he’d have to take all the swing states that Bush won, while not losing any states that Bush won. He’s going to lose Virginia and North Carolina, both of whom went for Bush. He’s now losing Ohio and Florida. Pennsylvania was a state that we thought he could take from her. That appears to be impossible now. The election is over. She can afford to say nothing going forward while Trump continues to embarrass himself.

He was riding high after the convention and took the lead in most polls, but the fact that the democrats got to go second was a huge advantage. The Democratic Convention turned out to be a huge success, because ultimately the democrats are a better and more organized political party than the republicans. They’ve won four of the last six elections. When the republicans win they win in squeaker elections that are ultimately decided by the Supreme Court. When democrats win they win in landslides.

They are so much better at covering up scandals than Republicans are too. We were at the DNC on day one. The Bernie people were pissed and they were silent. But since Bernie is a good soldier he told them all to vote for Hillary. Republicans aren’t doing that for Trump. We witnessed so much rampant hypocrisy too. There was a huge WALL separating protesters from the DNC convention hall. There were armed men with powerful GUNS protecting the gate. The only people who were allowed inside were politically connected people, most of whom were RICH. Hillary Clinton is backed by powerful Super PAC’s including Goldman Sachs. They’ve invited in refugees from countries where being gay is a crime. Oh yea, and the week before the convention Wikileaks showed that they are run by anti-semtic chiselers who openly sabotaged Bernie’s campaign.

None of that mattered though because the Republicans never capitalized on any of it. Instead we had Chris Christie putting on a mock trial of Hillary Clinton:

Ya know who that video was convincing to? People who already hate Hillary Clinton. People who were already gonna vote for Donald Trump. No undecided voter watched that and said, “Chris Christie throwing out red meat to a mob makes we wanna vote for Donald Trump.” So ultimately it did no good.

Hillary’s speech wasn’t very good, but it didn’t have to be because the rest of the speakers carried her water for her. They brought in a posse of generals who said they wouldn’t support Trump. They brought in the Muslim father of a dead American hero. They brought in Barrack and Michelle Obama, Slick Willy, and Joe Biden, all of whom were better and more convincing speakers than the clown show the RNC brought in. Whether or not you agree with or like Obama is irrelevant. The fact of the matter is that his speech was a million times more effective than any Republican speaker. 

Meanwhile the democrats beat republicans at their own game. They played the military card. It was brilliant. Donald Trump parades himself as Mr. America, but ultimately he never served. He has shit on decorated veterans and heroes like John McCain though. And to make matters worse this week he bragged about being given a replica purple heart. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? It’s like he’s trying to lose. Meanwhile Hillary is basically saying nothing. She’s sitting back and watching him self destruct.

Too bad, because she’s the most easily beatable democratic candidate since Walter Mondale. We’re talking about a hated woman who eeked out a victory against a 76 year old socialist from Vermont whose campaign was one gigantic GoFundMe.

Any normal republican would have destroyed her. But 2016 was not the year of normal republicans. Since everyone knew she was going to get the nomination republicans figured, “if they get to nominate the worst of the worst, then so do we.” The Republican debates were a clown show and the guy who claimed to have the biggest dick ultimately won. This is going to be taught in high school history classes 50 years from now. Kids might actually like history now at least.

And just for the record, Ted Cruz would’ve been equally as bad, and Marco Rubio wasn’t much better. They’re all nuts. I’ll tell you who they should’ve picked – Paul Ryan. He would’ve waxed the floor with Hillary. Every time I hear that guy talk I think, “Wow, he sounds normal.” He’s smart, sharp, polished, and experienced. Naturally Republicans seem to hate him and he gets booed when Trump brings his name up.

So yea, Hillary is going to be President. We have to come to terms with it. But it didn’t have to be this way. Republicans did this to themselves. Better luck in 2020.




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44 Comment(s)
  • test
    January 22, 2020 at 2:57 am


    January 22, 2020 at 2:44 am


  • dakine
    March 9, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Just discovered this site… Great reading for the past two weeks…

    “Coming out as a Trump voter has been so stigmatized by the “mainstream”, that a large contingent of Trump voters, and undecideds leaning towards Trump, would never disclose the fact in public, lest they be RACISTS!!!”
    insight from GFY…

    More Insight (from Mr. Northboro): “So it comes down to PA, OH, FL, and insert a state here like MI or IL or whatever…But Trump isn’t going to win all 3 and he MUST win all 3 for it to be close…He is polling poorly in all 3 and it’s tough work for a Republican to win those 3 states

  • Wabbitt
    August 7, 2016 at 1:34 am

    When I think about this election, it makes me wonder, “Would President Kanye be as bad as either of these lunatics?”

  • King of SJWs
    August 6, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    I liked TBS political stories better when they work taking pictures of a contractors truck outside a teachers house and went crazy because they also work for the city together. Everyone knows if you want to get quality honest work done on your home you should never use a reputable contractor when Jose’s painting, landscaping, construction full of undocumented untrained workers just released from prison is the smart way to go.

  • King of SJWs
    August 6, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    If you want to blog about politics maybe you should stick to stories about local school administrators using vacation days. After all your inside sources are eighth graders. Sure, Obama ships $400 mil to Iran to support ISIS and a nuclear weapons program, the Clintons are banking millions from countries who protect terrorists but let’s all throw Trump under the bus because of his recent actions like calling a retard a ‘retard’. Now Trump hates babies because some idiot brought a crying baby to what should be an adult function? Like nobody has ever been trying to do something like watch a movie or take a flight and been pissed off by some ignorant mom and her crying baby?

  • Cis white male
    August 6, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    Ben Shapiro will be old enough to run in 2020

  • GFY
    August 5, 2016 at 9:58 pm

    TB, i feel your pessimism, especially with Trump continuing to say dumb shit, but there is one big thing to consider. Coming out as a Trump voter has been so stigmatized by the “mainstream”, that a large contingent of Trump voters, and undecideds leaning towards Trump, would never disclose the fact in public, lest they be RACISTS!!! oooooowoooohoooooo… Polls are bullshit anyways, but this year they mean jack shiiiiiiiiiiiit. (Clay Davis voice)….. Polls in England the morning of the Brexit vote were like 54% against to 46% for exiting the EU. And it passed 52-48. That’s a big swing, and a vote for Trump seems to be more stigmatized than leaving the EU. Gary Johnson will leach surprisingly more votes from Hillary than expected and the silent majority will carry Trump.

  • BlackandWhite
    August 5, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    realclearpolitics (dot com)

    hover over Polls.
    Choose Clinton vs. Trump

    They average various polls.

  • Paul
    August 5, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    Whats the plus/minus on the poll and was it asked of registered voters??

  • Sal Monella
    August 5, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    The reason the cackling cunt and her media slugs are attacking Trump so hard is that their internal polls don’t look so good. Yeah they landed a few low blows recently but unless they commit voter fraud on a scale greater than what elected the Kenyan she is in big trouble.

    Figure this out: she has spent nearly $200 million on TV advertising. Trump $4 Million. After the next three wikileaks releases if he plays his media dollars right it will be all over mid October.

  • Practical
    August 5, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    It’ll survive, don’t worry.

    Or, stay in the bunker for another four. The country didn’t vanish in 2008

    • Finnish Goalie
      August 6, 2016 at 10:01 am

      It’s too bad. I was hoping that TIm Thomas would come up for air, but probably not.

  • Eric
    August 5, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    That’s if America is still here in 2020 after the bitch’s presidency.

  • Sick of libs!!!!
    August 5, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    No way can anyone call it this early. I admit my man Donald sometimes says things people take out of context but that’s because he’s not a sociopath and is not a manipulator as the liberals would like you to believe. Hillary on the other hand is fkn terrible! The Republican candidates who state they are not voting for him are either corrupt or rinos too afraid they will lose their next election because democrats will be angry. I have always voted but never have I felt so strongly about a candidate until trump. I am a woman who is educated. I could care less about some gold star bs. I care about the economy and jobs and keeping illegals out of the country!

    • JenB
      August 7, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      I am getting tired of what the media claims Trump says. If anyone claims Trump is racist, they are not watching what he actually says directly. They are relying on the very corrupt, notoriously biased towards the left media to tell them what to think about Trump. They are so in the bag for Clinton, they don’t even try to hide their bias anymore. Fox news is only controlled dissent. I quit watching Fox News years ago. I got really tired of them also taking things out of context. When the mainstream news lies to you, and they do often, or they lie by omission, it is time to stop watching them.

      I get is hard to come to terms with the fact that the media and our government lies all the time, you expect them to have some decency….but they don’t. It’s time everyone realized that.

      The polls are completely unreliable and have been for years. For example, there is poll out for the WI race between Ryan and Nehlen. It shows that Ryan up at 80/14. What they don’t tell you is that the poll was taken in Madison, which isn’t even Ryan’s district and has a high concentration of democrats. No one in Madison is going to vote for EITHER of these candidates, so why are they being polled? To discourage Nehlen supporters. They may as well be polling people in Mexico.

      There is a USC poll released yesterday showing Trump/Clinton in a dead heat. The Reuters poll shows Trump within 3 points of Clinton. CNN was already caught cooking their post convention bump for Hillary in their poll. I just read an article that a DNC insider from Nate Silver’s group that says their internal polling has the DNC and Nate Silver losing their shit. It isn’t even close. Trump is in landslide #s. They are trying desperately to get the polls showing Hillary in the lead and several polling firms aren’t playing ball.

  • Winston Churchill
    August 5, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    Donald, my good sir,

    “You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.”

    Remain on task and hurl your rocks at the one bitch that truly does matter.

    Carry on.

    • Practical
      August 5, 2016 at 4:16 pm

      Alright, now that’s good. 🙂

      • Kirby Perkins
        August 5, 2016 at 5:38 pm

        Life’s a bitch. Don’t vote for one

    • Tudor turtle
      August 5, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      Winston Churchill: will you be running for president of the united States. Remember, your mother is American just like lying Ted Cruz.

  • Jay
    August 5, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    Turtleboy is getting those Correct The Record bucks.

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 5, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    The election is over three months away and in politics that is an eternity. Remember that Jimmy Carter was also ahead in polls at this time as well when he ran against Ronald Reagan.

    • bigdaddy
      August 5, 2016 at 3:13 pm

      and Mike Dukaka was way ahead of Bush in Aug 88

      • Ron
        August 5, 2016 at 5:36 pm

        I don’t seem to recall President Dukakis…

    • Pete
      August 5, 2016 at 5:35 pm

      Exactly. This is another Revolution.

  • Tudor turtle
    August 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    I agree, way too early. I’m waiting for the presidential debates which is must see TV. And besides, I don’t pay attention to poll numbers because they can be distorted plain and simple.

  • Brian Northboro
    August 5, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Turtle Boy is dead on with this one…regardless of your political leanings it’s a relief to see someone in the media acknowledge this in a non-partisan way…
    So you all realize that it’s in the Media’s best interest to convince the public that the race is close. This leads to more ads and more $$ for the TV stations and radio stations that sell the add time. And many more eyes on the TV and emotional responses which lead to more stories and more eyes…it’s self fulfilling…A runaway election makes no one any money. So the media will continue to portray this as possibly winnable for Trump…But as TB stated there are only 4 or 5 states that matter. EVERY other state has been decided from day 1. Just as we all know that Massachusetts will vote for the Democrat there are roughly 40 or so other states that are the same way…always…So it comes down to PA, OH, FL, and insert a state here like MI or IL or whatever…But Trump isn’t going to win all 3 and he MUST win all 3 for it to be close…He is polling poorly in all 3 and it’s tough work for a Republican to win those 3 states…I knew HilLIARy would be the next president years ago when she set her privileged sites on the oval office and resigned in Feb 2013 from her job as Sec of State.
    We must now all enjoy the debt as it grows and grows..and the handouts are handed out..and our children wonder how they can pay off $30 TRILLION in debt in 10 years…
    I have ZERO desire to see that entitled banshee cackling at the microphone for the next 4 (8) years…But she is every bit the demagogue that Trump is…only it would never be pointed out by the media…
    Good luck to us…you get what you vote for…

  • KimberlyS
    August 5, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    It’s not over yet – there’s still along way to go.

    Trump needs to stay on message, and stop falling for the liberal bait.

    Don’t forget, WikiLeaks has many more emails waiting in the wings. I’m thinking October Surprise.

  • Feisty Lawyer Gentleman
    August 5, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Lol… wasn’t TBS using Vegas odds makers to declare Jeb the primary winner?? 100% on point with those predictions…

    • Pete
      August 5, 2016 at 5:33 pm

      Who’s Jeb? Lol

  • Just A Thought
    August 5, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    She may win – but she’s only up 6 points in the RCP average the week after the convention.

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 5, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    I see libtarded turtleboi is writing garbage articles again. The real deal turtleboy wouldn’t fall for these bullshit agenda polls. Anyone with half a brain can see the difference in the turnout of thousands for a Donald Trump rally vs the maybe 100-200 that Hilliary can cobble together with a craigslist ad and see who has the support of the American people. Libtarded turtleboi is going to break a nail clutching his pearls when his girl gets pounded in a landslide on Nov 4. Suck it.

    • KimberlyS
      August 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      I also believe that a lot of people who don’t normally vote will turn out this year in support of Trump – simply because he’s saying things that they’ve wanted to say.

      These people are not voters of record, and therefore are not polled.

      • Pete
        August 5, 2016 at 5:32 pm

        And even Fox hates Trump, so polls are all part of the game.

    • Practical
      August 5, 2016 at 3:14 pm

      Oh, the real deal turtleboy?

      I thought you all laughed at people who thought this was a one man show. All of a sudden the varying opinion and the author in question that’s been here for years isn’t “real.”

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        August 5, 2016 at 8:14 pm

        Regular readers know there is more than one blogger writing for Turtleboy, and that one of them is a typical liberal Kool Aid drinker. It’s also obvious when that person writes a propaganda article like this one – all the lemmings like you come crawl out from under your rocks to comment.

        As for the “real deal” writers – there would be no blog if liberals weren’t such easy subjects to expose by Turtleboy.

        • Practical
          August 6, 2016 at 9:26 am

          Ah, right.

          I need to post constantly to be considered a regular reader?

    • Sam Burnside
      August 5, 2016 at 3:49 pm

      Bet you said Mitt Romney was gonna win too.

  • #neverhillary
    August 5, 2016 at 1:00 pm

    Waaay to early to throw in the towel on this.

    Still have the debates during which he’ll eviscerate her like no person has before.

    Plus, sadly, there will be more terrorist attacks by those dang Amish.

    He DOES need to stay on-point, though. DAMN, does he need to stay on point!

    • Wrong wrong wrong
      August 5, 2016 at 5:29 pm

      WRONG, Liberal TB.

      • Jake from State Farm
        August 6, 2016 at 6:50 am

        I think TB is probably right. I despise Hillary. Honestly can’t stand to listen to, or even look at her. But unfortunately the Republicans nominated a flawed Candidate in Trump. He is a narcissist thin skinned bully with an volatile personality. Do I like a lot of his positions ….. Absolutely. Can he be entertaining …. Absolutely

        It’s unfortunate that in a race where we have the most corrupt flawed unpopular Democratic candidate in Hillary, who is indeed aided by the bias media, the Republicans put up Trump. There will never be a chance like this again. Not a big fan of Mitt, but any candidate polished like him would crush her.

        • Finnish Goalie
          August 6, 2016 at 9:35 am

          Then you see the Libertarian ticket and have to wonder what could be if those two just got the major party nomination.

        • Ron
          August 6, 2016 at 2:54 pm

          Not true. NONE of the current R contenders could beat her, including and especially Romney. It takes an outsider. This is the year of the outsider.

          • Jake
            August 6, 2016 at 3:54 pm

            Yeah, an outsider, but not arrogant jerk like Trump

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