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Turtleboy Advertisers Got A Strongly Worded Email From “Friend” Of Grafton Life Coach For Supporting Hate Speech That Calls Out SJW Shenanigans

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More blowback from the Grafton life coach who led an unsuccessful crusade to take down blue police ribbons in town – her friends are harassing Turtleboy Sports sponsors. They all got this email today, although the the first sentence was altered depending on which advertiser they sent the email to…..

Hi there,

First, let me say that my parents RAVE about your BBQ. 

I’m writing to you today about a sort of weird thing going on on the internet – I don’t ever write to businesses in this way, but felt this necessary. A good friend of mine has been getting a lot of hate thrown her way by a local blog – Turtleboysports. The blog lists you as a primary sponsor. The blog posted a grotesque article about my friend Hilary in response to a fairly bland Facebook post she made. It’s all readable here:

Regardless of your politics, I hope you see how disgusting these words are – and that the comment section is an open forum for attacking anyone on Facebook who seems to have a negative opinion of this weird blog. Your logo appears next to these words as a supported sponsor – I ask you with all the sincerity in my heart to reconsider your support of this publication. The blog is a resource for hate, and the fact they use Facebook and real people’s names is making a lot of people in town uneasy. 

Thank you for hearing me out, I very much look forward to your response. 

Your friend,

Alex Enman


Oh look, a boycott. How original. These always work out so well. The best part was that in the subject “Alex Enman” called it “Smokeshack.” In other words, he or she has never been there before. Sucks, because Smokestack Urban Barbecue is the bomb. For real fam!!


First of all, there’s no way Alex Enman is this person’s real name. As a matter of fact there’s a 99.9% chance this is from the life coach herself. “It’s making a lot of people in town uneasy.” No it’s not. The good people of Grafton support Turtleboy Sports, and we’ve said nothing but good things about them. Plus we ranked them pretty high on our bone ride tour through the Blackstone Valley. And the people of Grafton support the police and the message we sent in that blog. The only person who was “uneasy” about this blog in Grafton was the life coach. Not coincidentally she is also the only person who was “uneasy” about having the blue ribbons tied to tress in the first place. Dead giveaway.

Oh yea, and the fact that she called the Facebook post from the life coach “fairly bland” was another telltale sign. This blog got the reaction it did because the life coach’s Facebook post was intentionally divisive and incendiary. Although the biggest lie in that entire email was when they said that they don’t normally write to businesses in this way. Guaranteed this emailer regularly writes emails like this on a daily a semi-daily basis. They’ll also continue to read the blog every single day, even though they pretend to hate it. Because even our biggest critics are avid turtle riders.


This email is like a crash course in social justice warriorism 101. When you see something on the Internet that you don’t like, just say words like “disgusting,” “weird,” “hate,” “grotesque,” and “attacking.” Instead of just ignoring speech you don’t like, send outraged emails in a vain attempt to shut down the opinions you don’t agree with. Because speech that challenges your limited world view is dangerous and cannot be allowed to stand in a free country. SJW’s are really just fascists who don’t enjoy good barbecue food.

Also love how he or she complains that we use “Facebook and real people’s names.” Because they hate that people are finally being called out on their bullshit. For too long people have been able to throw words like this around and get away with it. But that was before Turtleboy showed up out of nowhere to call them out on their shenanigans. Here’s an idea – if you don’t want to be embarrassed by your own words, then don’t write them on the Internet next to your real name. Be a decent, normal human being and you won’t be criticized for being a polarizing racist dooshnozzle.


This is why it’s important to support businesses that advertise on Turtleboy Sports. Because for every one of these emails they get from an irrelevant loser they should be getting five new customers directly from our blog. It’s the only way to beat these thought terrorists. So if you’re out to dinner order a pint of Be Hoppy. Want the best buffalo wings in Worcester? Smokestack Barbecue is sneaky good with those. If you’re looking for a local watering hole, check out Smitty’s Tavern on West Boylston Street, or the Union Tavern on Green Street. Need a fence, or a job installing fences? Get in contact with our friends at Miller Fencing. Want a delicious lunch, free popcorn, and all the Keno you can handle? Our friends at Bennie’s Cafe will hook you up. Want and insurance agent who will get you the best possible deal on home or car insurance? Talk to the good folks at JJM. Need a fresh cut for you or your son? The Buzz Barbershop on Chandler Street is waiting for you. Looking for the biggest selection of wine in Worcester County? Julio’s Liquors is calling your name on Route 9 in Westboro. In a jam and need legal help? No one finer than the highly respected Attorney Anthony Salerno. Wanna stock up on guns in case Hillary gets elected, or prepare at a shooting range for the SJW zombie apocalypse? The Gun Parlor is your go to spot for all things Second Amendment. Or just buy a mug. But whatever you do, don’t let the bad guys win.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Slowpoke
    October 8, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    “But some of the the “hit pieces” really lack empathy.”

    You fuckin pussy Chris

  • Peter
    October 4, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Thanks you and your Sponsors are all awesome. Keep up the good work.

  • Chris
    October 4, 2016 at 10:45 am

    The “Life Coach” obviously has a different outlook on things, but is that an issue? Do you want to batter her into silence and intimidate others who might share her views?

    Some articles on this blog I find insightful. But some of the the “hit pieces” really lack empathy.

  • JP
    October 4, 2016 at 8:57 am

    Why would I drive all the way out to Westborough to go to Julio’s for some Pabst Blue Ribbon when I could simply go down to Kirsch’s or Y&D? That would be illogical, captain.

    • GFY
      October 4, 2016 at 6:24 pm

      Well, if you drink anything that costs over $20 a bottle, Julios is your best choice. You can buy bottled piss anywhere else

  • October 4, 2016 at 8:36 am

    I wouldn’t go far to say that smokestack is the bomb, it’s a good spot to grab some good beers and food but compare their brisket to BT’s smokehouse and your mind will be blown.

    • Fat guy
      October 4, 2016 at 6:21 pm

      Your wording is confusing, are you trying to say that BTs is better? Because that is certainly true. BTs and all their sauces and pickled veg like habanero carrots are BOMB, and BYOB with a liquor store next door! Puts smokestack to shame, but the 25min drive for us eastern Worcesterites, makes it a bit much usually. West side BBQ is meh. If you are ever shopping in Wrenthem, skip the Crackerbarrel’s 2 hour wait, and go to Commonwealth BBQ, also very good!

  • Independent Thinker
    October 4, 2016 at 8:35 am

    I’m boycotting the SJW’s coaching thing.

    • GFY
      October 4, 2016 at 6:14 pm

      If a SJW business falls in the woods, and no one ever frequents that “business”, does it make a sound?

  • Steven Stover
    October 4, 2016 at 1:59 am

    Who is Alex Enima ?

  • Gronkmonster
    October 3, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Great now I have to spend the weekend going to all the sponsors establishments and buying things from them..Looks like BBQ friday night..Toss up between smittys and union for lunch on sat..Gun parlor to buy a few hundred rounds…Like the life coach and her prius driving friends would step foot in any of those places anyways LMAOOOO

  • Turtle boys #1 fan
    October 3, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    I support all the local businesses and people you named in your closing statement. Salerno is a impeccable lawyer as well as his cousin Nicole longton. Best in Worcester county and possibly beyond hands down. Just wanted to state that for the record. The turtle boy hate must end! Support it or read it and weap who cares as long as your reading

  • Tudor turtle
    October 3, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    What an interesting day you had today turtleboy. It all started with an internet lawsuit, and it ended with the Grafton life coach asking the sponsors to withdraw their ads on your blog. I say go down to the Blarney Stone and enjoy a cold and refreshing pint of Guiness.

    • GFY
      October 4, 2016 at 6:12 pm

      Idk if I can refer to any drink served at the blarney as “refreshing” but fuck if they aren’t strong and cheap

  • Publius
    October 3, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    SMH & AJ echo the great majority in Grafton and elsewhere. Great posts.

  • AJ
    October 3, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Speaking of SJWs pounding an issue until there’s nothing left, then reconstructing it so they can beat it again……can we make the “lifeless” coach and her crusade just go away? This all started over her trying to force a “dialogue” as she called it, but in all reality, she wanted to win by muzzling the free speech and support of people that she does not agree with. Speaking of free speech and support, I support my family member that is a Grafton Police Officer and his department. I also respect the people that have created this ribbon program, because it stands for something good, and the people involved want to show their support. These loose cannons fighting for their cause are doing exactly what they don’t want done to them-forced into being silenced, and forced to abandon what they support.

    The only problem is, they want to play by 2 different sets of rules at all times. So her initial topic of “dialogue” is complete bullshit. She gets flattened in a internet blog, and then she or her allies (not confirmed) takes to writing to TB’s sponsors. We’ve seen this in every SJW debacle, when the instigator starts losing traction, they start looking for the nearest ally to enlist. Coincidentally, it never works to the warrior’s advantage.

    Everyone in support of the blue ribbons, should display them on their homes. The lifeless coach and her SJ minions won’t have a leg to stand on trying to get them removed.

  • SMH
    October 3, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    I live in the good old town of Grafton and haven’t heard any negative chatter from this dumb ass except people against the anti police rhetoric. No one is for the scum bag career criminals who get shot because they can’t just comply with police orders. No one is for this degenerate life coach who thinks she is a crusader. Take on a stupid life career, get stupid crappy prizes. Stop crying for the scum bag degenerates and unite for the average hard working, law and police abiding average Joe Schmoe. ENOUGH ALREADY!
    We all have to work on the morning.

    • TargetPractice
      October 4, 2016 at 6:10 pm

      If she’s doing this because it makes black people in town uncomfortable, why don’t we ask them? How many blacks live in Grafton? 12? It wouldn’t be hard to take a poll

  • CharlieKelly
    old curmudgeon
    October 3, 2016 at 9:59 pm

    What’s the over/under on phone calls to the fence guy for jobs? With all the junkies and pussies afraid of a lil manual labor out there, my guess is : under 10.5

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