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More blowback from the Grafton life coach who led an unsuccessful crusade to take down blue police ribbons in town – her friends are harassing Turtleboy Sports sponsors. They all got this email today, although the the first sentence was altered depending on which advertiser they sent the email to…..
First, let me say that my parents RAVE about your BBQ.
I’m writing to you today about a sort of weird thing going on on the internet – I don’t ever write to businesses in this way, but felt this necessary. A good friend of mine has been getting a lot of hate thrown her way by a local blog – Turtleboysports. The blog lists you as a primary sponsor. The blog posted a grotesque article about my friend Hilary in response to a fairly bland Facebook post she made. It’s all readable here:
Regardless of your politics, I hope you see how disgusting these words are – and that the comment section is an open forum for attacking anyone on Facebook who seems to have a negative opinion of this weird blog. Your logo appears next to these words as a supported sponsor – I ask you with all the sincerity in my heart to reconsider your support of this publication. The blog is a resource for hate, and the fact they use Facebook and real people’s names is making a lot of people in town uneasy.
Thank you for hearing me out, I very much look forward to your response.
Oh look, a boycott. How original. These always work out so well. The best part was that in the subject “Alex Enman” called it “Smokeshack.” In other words, he or she has never been there before. Sucks, because Smokestack Urban Barbecue is the bomb. For real fam!!
First of all, there’s no way Alex Enman is this person’s real name. As a matter of fact there’s a 99.9% chance this is from the life coach herself. “It’s making a lot of people in town uneasy.” No it’s not. The good people of Grafton support Turtleboy Sports, and we’ve said nothing but good things about them. Plus we ranked them pretty high on our bone ride tour through the Blackstone Valley. And the people of Grafton support the police and the message we sent in that blog. The only person who was “uneasy” about this blog in Grafton was the life coach. Not coincidentally she is also the only person who was “uneasy” about having the blue ribbons tied to tress in the first place. Dead giveaway.
Oh yea, and the fact that she called the Facebook post from the life coach “fairly bland” was another telltale sign. This blog got the reaction it did because the life coach’s Facebook post was intentionally divisive and incendiary. Although the biggest lie in that entire email was when they said that they don’t normally write to businesses in this way. Guaranteed this emailer regularly writes emails like this on a daily a semi-daily basis. They’ll also continue to read the blog every single day, even though they pretend to hate it. Because even our biggest critics are avid turtle riders.
This email is like a crash course in social justice warriorism 101. When you see something on the Internet that you don’t like, just say words like “disgusting,” “weird,” “hate,” “grotesque,” and “attacking.” Instead of just ignoring speech you don’t like, send outraged emails in a vain attempt to shut down the opinions you don’t agree with. Because speech that challenges your limited world view is dangerous and cannot be allowed to stand in a free country. SJW’s are really just fascists who don’t enjoy good barbecue food.
Also love how he or she complains that we use “Facebook and real people’s names.” Because they hate that people are finally being called out on their bullshit. For too long people have been able to throw words like this around and get away with it. But that was before Turtleboy showed up out of nowhere to call them out on their shenanigans. Here’s an idea – if you don’t want to be embarrassed by your own words, then don’t write them on the Internet next to your real name. Be a decent, normal human being and you won’t be criticized for being a polarizing racist dooshnozzle.
This is why it’s important to support businesses that advertise on Turtleboy Sports. Because for every one of these emails they get from an irrelevant loser they should be getting five new customers directly from our blog. It’s the only way to beat these thought terrorists. So if you’re out to dinner order a pint of Be Hoppy. Want the best buffalo wings in Worcester? Smokestack Barbecue is sneaky good with those. If you’re looking for a local watering hole, check out Smitty’s Tavern on West Boylston Street, or the Union Tavern on Green Street. Need a fence, or a job installing fences? Get in contact with our friends at Miller Fencing. Want a delicious lunch, free popcorn, and all the Keno you can handle? Our friends at Bennie’s Cafe will hook you up. Want and insurance agent who will get you the best possible deal on home or car insurance? Talk to the good folks at JJM. Need a fresh cut for you or your son? The Buzz Barbershop on Chandler Street is waiting for you. Looking for the biggest selection of wine in Worcester County? Julio’s Liquors is calling your name on Route 9 in Westboro. In a jam and need legal help? No one finer than the highly respected Attorney Anthony Salerno. Wanna stock up on guns in case Hillary gets elected, or prepare at a shooting range for the SJW zombie apocalypse? The Gun Parlor is your go to spot for all things Second Amendment. Or just buy a mug. But whatever you do, don’t let the bad guys win.
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