Turtleboy Called Hopedale PD, Turns Out Crazy Cat Lady Was Lying About Jahna Walsh Having One Of Her Kittens And They Made Her Take Down Her Post
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Update on Kittengate – we called the Hopedale PD, and they have confirmed that the investigation is ongoing. They also confirmed when we asked that the one missing kitten is NOT with Jahna Walsh. When they arrived at her house after all hell broke loose on the Odd Cats Sanctuary Facebook page, two of the kittens ran out the door when they opened it. They found one, and they’re looking for the other. So no, unlike what these mob-inciting idiots posted at 2 AM last night, Jahna Walsh does NOT have the last kitten. We do not know why Jahna was at home with the cats, when this was not what she signed up to do. There could be a number of reasons, and since we are responsible adults we will wait until the police investigate before jumping to conclusions.
This is in direct contrast to what the Odd Cat Sanctuary posted on Facebook last night. According to them, “Jahna still has one of our cats”:
Except she didn’t. There was no hostage situation. Obviously. We are dealing with pathological LIARS here.
We also have been told that the cops are indeed investigating Jahna Walsh. For what we do not know. She was told to bring the cats to Lynnfield and she didn’t do that. We have people messaging us who know her and are telling us that her phone died, so she stopped at home to charge it. And rather than leave the cats in the car, she brought them inside. Once she got power back on her phone she found out an online mob had descended on every aspect of her life. So she started blocking people, and deactivated social media. Once again, this is their side of the story. Hearing both sides of a story are important. So is letting the cops do their job.
When we called the cops we told them that the Odd Cats Sanctuary page was still inciting vigilante justice against a woman who was not arrested for anything. Check out some of these lonely gravy dumpsters:
“She’s a sick fuck who should be skinned herself.”And quite frankly from the looks of her, Sidnie Jean looks like the kid of cheesehog who’s skinned a bitch or two in her lifetime:
Hopedal PD also told us that they thought she updated the page, which they did – 8 hours after the Hopedale PD had resolved the situation. However, we informed them that the original post, which had been shared over 10,000 times, was still getting hundreds of comments every hour. They were shocked, and shortly after we called them the post was taken down. Obviously they called these idiots and told them to cut the shit.
Not according to Internet lawyer Victoria Lynne though.
According to her the police MADE them keep it up because a team of lawyers and detectives was reviewing the thousands and thousands of comments that were left on the post:
These people are the stupidest bitches on earth, but they really, truly believe they know what they’re talking about. It’s fascinating to watch.
Oh yea, and the cover up continues on the part of the non-profit’s only board member – Tara Kawczynski. Let’s look at the edit history from last night’s update. Here’s her original post:
“Sorry for the delay, I just got out of work.”
Well we revealed that Tara works in telecommunications, which is not a job that would keep her at work until 2 AM on a Friday. So after we exposed her LinkedIn page:
She changed the post:
“Sorry for the delay, busy dealing with all of this.”
So she was never at work. She lied. Tara is a liar. Tara is a manipulator. Tara is a cat lady in her late 30’s, leading a mob of pscyho cat ladies who keep throwing money in her three open GoFundMe’s:
This is not a caricature:
This is how an actual human being chooses to present herself to the world. She seems normal. If you closed your eyes and asked yourself, what does the average triggered SJW crazy cat lady look like? You’d see that face.
These people continue to donate despite the fact that this nonprofit’s income last year was $77,783:
That’s after costs. Some have suggested that it doesn’t prove that she gets all that. But yet according to the Secretary of State’s website, she is the President, Treasurer, Secretary, and Vice President:
Ya got that? She’s the only one on the payroll. So who else is that $77K going to? Oh yea, no one. As the treasurer she controls all funds. She cuts corners by finding people who will work for free. She doesn’t vet them at all, which is why she let Jahna Walsh take a littler of kittens, despite having no idea who she was. She doesn’t care so long as the labor is free.
Now that all these facts have been presented about her money making nonprofit scheme, Tara has begun the process of banning anyone who points it out or asks ANY questions. Then came the “Turtleboy isn’t real news” patrol:
Doug Bellows. Defending the great wall of Turtle like you read about. My man.
He’s right too. Solely because of our blog we got a buttload of people arrested this week, including a grown man upskirting 9 year old girls in Yarmouth. But please, tell me more about how we are not a “fact based news source” Barbara. Because it appears as if we were the only ones waiting for actual facts to become public. It’s why we were voted Worcester’s Top News Outlet by the people of Worcester County.
And for the record, we weren’t defending Jahna Walsh. We were defending the basic fundamental right of due process under the law. We were combatting vigilante justice and death threats of someone who might be completely innocent. And we were fighting self important crazy cat ladies who were tying up the phone lines for the HPD and MSP. Turtleboy continues to be the voice of reason in a sea of madness.
The bottom line is either this woman did something nefarious or it was a misunderstanding. If she was planning on doing something shady then she’s one of the dumbest criminals we’ve ever encountered, since she gave them her real name and contact information. If the story is true that she went home to charge her dead phone battery, and as a result her legitimate business was harmed irreparably, her parents and boyfriend were harassed, her life was threatened, and her employer was attacked for something that had nothing to do with them. And I’m pretty sure that’s actual grounds for a deformation lawsuit. Paging Attorney Dick N. Vulva.
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