Turtleboy Candidate Offends Rabid Didi Troll With Tryout Blog, Because She Can’t Stop Reading A Blog That Offends Her So Much
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Earlier today one of our Turtleboy candidates published this blog as part of his tryout to make the team. It was about some junkbox who found his girlfriend’s dead body after she OD’d, and then raped her corpse because she would not have sex with him while she was alive. Because in his mind, if he had sex with her while she was dead she might wake up and slap him in the face. It’s one of the most disturbing things we’ve ever heard. And to make matters worse the judge in Connecticut said that he could not be charged for rape because she was already dead. We thought it was a good blog because he did what Turtleboy always does – called out shitty behavior and useless judges that almost encourage it by giving weak punishments.
Nevertheless we got this:
Amy Shelby is one of Didi’s white guilt followers who donates to her reparations PayPal every Friday. And she represents everything that is wrong with modern day society:
- She read a story about someone raping a corpse, and instead of taking her frustration out on the rapist, she said Turtleboy was twisted for blogging about it.
- She took offense on behalf of people (the victim’s family) who are not offended by it.
- She intentionally came to our page, knowing she hates our blog, and read a blog that she KNEW would offend her. Because that’s what these people do – they spend their entire day looking for shit to be offended by, and then demanding that the people they don’t agree with be censored.
- She used words like “horrifying.” Newsflash – you’re not really horrified. You’re just a pearl clutching white chick who only knows how to communicate in hyperbole.
- We’re all horrified at a story like this. Amy Shelby isn’t though. She’s actually defending and enabling the rapist by suggesting that we shouldn’t expose pieces of garbage like him.
Luckily turtle riders are amazing and she got annihilated with FACKS!!
The bottom line is that Turtle candidate is automatically hired after this. He writes one blog and he immediately offends a horrible, rape apologist like Amy Shelby. That’s what we judge our bloggers on – the kind of people they upset. If you’re upsetting good natured, normal, law abiding, taxpaying folks, you can’t blog for us. But if you upset rabid SJWs who think they have some sort of right to censor anything they find unpleasant, rather than just NOT READING IT, then you are exactly the kind of person we want to add to our staff. He’s hired!!
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I just found this thread. It really surprises me. For your information, it is very apparent that the headline DID horrify her. She completely lost her point and sank to arguing your “defensive points.” She completely balked in her thesis statement by refusing to repeat it. “peckerchunk ties up dead girlfriend and takes her to poundtown.” THAT is the most offensive part of the headline. He thought she was still alive. Claimed he heard her gurgling, then tied her up, in case she WAS alive. Whether she was alive or not when she was raped in no way, shape or form has any bearing on how disrespectful and the headline is. To refer to rape as taking someone to poundtown is disrespectful, immature and legitimizes rape.
Amy sounds like she needs a trip to pound town.
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
Amy, let me introduce you to your very own, custom tailored rollover plan.
Deeply and Sincerely,
Turd Reversalist
Hey Amy what’s you little brown buddys name is that little brown dude what got you feeling Didi the black nazi. New turtleboy. Look forward to reading your shit.
Stop giving your money to DiDi the dog, take some of your hard earned money and go see a dermatologist and cut that skin tag mole off your nose. Fk DiDi fix your self girl!!!
Hire Izzy Z. as well.
Good! I gave that blog an A.
If Amy went cold, I would hit that shyt, so she should be happy. First thing I would do though is cut that funcking pertfied tarantula off her nose! Then i would go to town, the Quincy way, zip zip blip spooonge, zip zip blip spooonge, zip zip blip spooonge, zip zip blip spooonge!
That’s right Amy baby, there’s some chalk gravy right there for UUUUUUUUUUUU! lol
Ugh, this nasty bitch needs to have a rat gnaw that thing off the side of her nose. God damn that is gross. Jesus Christ lady, go get some fingernail clippers or wire cutters and remove that disgusting growth off your fucking face!!!
She’s so fucking concerned about what the dead chick’s family thinks?
It’s a hashmark against the parents of that chick if they had no problem with that subhuman throwing his unit in her when she was alive, which was obviously happening if they lived together. If that alone didn’t bother them, they either had no idea where she was in the first place or didn’t care.
I know one thing, I’d throw my unit in every one of Amy’s holes, but only while she’s still alive. I don’t want to offend her snowflake family.
With this bitch’s logic, reporting any story regarding death or violence is offensive to the families of the victims.
Pack it up. No more talking about anything ever.
shit i gave that shit an A just for the sleeping beauty meme itself 🙂