Turtleboy Does Trump-Biden Live Debate Blog And Show Round 1


Tonight will be the first time in Turtleboy history I attempt to conduct a live show while writing a blog, live tweeting, and watching a presidential debate. I think I can pull it off though. If you wanna watch along with me then click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel. I’ll be constantly updating the blog on TB Daily News too, so click here here to keep up with that. Click here to follow me on Twitter (@RealUncleTB) to keep up with the tweet game.





67 Comment(s)
  • Turtleboy is a nazi
    September 30, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Turtleboy loves to seig heil. He will always defend the violent nazis that burn our people.
    You reader shitbags who always come and say nice things to me are bigger nazi fuckwads than he is.
    I’ll bet none of you are gainfully employed. Who would want to hire anyone with opinions like yours?
    If you got unmasked you’d be as unemployable as a neckbeard.

    Turtleboy has a endless supply of justifying excuses for why he’s not a racist nazi and his ever smaller “army”(I’d call it a platoon at this point) of shitbag nazis will basically defend him for everything like a small pack of good dogs. You’re not gonna wag your tails. You’re the tail that gets wagged.

    Now be good little hitlers and blow your own brains out. The soviets are coming. Wouldn’t want ya to get dragged through the streets and rammed by cars at your next protest.

    Our she-penises are cumming for you all. We cum on photographs of your face mr kearny. We rub them on our he-tits. Our she-penises are hungry and will strip the flesh from your fascist bones.

    • Nihilist
      October 1, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      Nice try, troll.

  • Just a thought
    September 30, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    If Joe Biden had an IED vest, he would have been too busy looking for the pocket with the roll of lifesavers to screw up any of the wiring…and it could have taken out senior media, useless politicians, and the hangers-on that need to grab a balloon to heaven….It could have been spectacular.

    Instead we had the option of MLB

  • Observer X
    Trump should have pulled Reagan’s line
    September 30, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Reagan also got a question about White Supremecists endorsing him (Not that the Proud Boys are really that).

    When asked about it he said: I can’t help it if they endorse me. Notice I didn’t endorse them.


  • D.B. Cooper
    September 30, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    So the 2 party system brought us that dumpster fire. It is staggering the lack of class and dignity that represented this country last night.
    America IS the greatest country. Not because of a political slogan, but because we are a place of possibility. Opportunity.. E Pluribus Unum.
    We sure didn’t seem it last night. On a global stage, that was embarrassing.

  • Silent Majority
    September 30, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Of course the media and every dem is only harping on Trump’s “proud boy” moment. Not mentioning that Biden looked freaking senile denture smirking , and kept forgetting what the topic‘s of discussion were. They’re gonna milk the cow on the white supremacy bullshit and ignore the serious threat that is Antifa. It is not about race it’s about the fact that America is being destroyed from the inside by people who are anti-American. Anti all this country has survived by.

    • Proud
      September 30, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      I thought the Proud Boys reply was perfect. He didn’t condemn them because their votes and their support are crucial. He just asked them to stand by and wait for his instructions.

      • Jay
        October 1, 2020 at 4:20 pm

        Trump claimed that he didn’t even know who the Proud Boys were. Also, the Proud Boys has to be the gayest name ever. If you’re a masculine fratetnal org, couldn’t you pick a better name than that.

  • It will get worse
    September 30, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Biden is too damn elderly to do this shit anymore. He’s always been a spineless puppet face that rants and smiles- for his entire career he has been cowardly and feeble. I was waiting for him to yell out, “Bingo!!” He gets in,
    Some health issue will arise, he may pass on and the wet dream of Harris‘ 3rd world country will be activated more so than now. That woman is ready to destroy the Constitution.

  • bill maher
    September 30, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Did anyone else see Joe Bidens wire slip from his shirt.
    Guys you have to fo a better job on the next debate hiding that wire.

  • Alec Baldwin
    September 30, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Former Vice President Joe Biden proclaimed during Tuesday’s debate with President Trump that he doesn’t support the Green New Deal, but his environmental plan on his website calls it a “crucial framework” for fighting climate change.

    “The Green New Deal is not my plan,” the Democratic presidential nominee said of the sweeping environmental proposal put forward by progressive Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Sen. Ed Markey (D-Mass.).

  • Mira Sorvino
    September 30, 2020 at 10:30 am

    CLAIM: Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed that his son Hunter Biden did not receive $3.5 million from the former Moscow mayor’s wife Yelena Baturina.

    VERDICT: FALSE. Biden’s private equity firm received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Yelena Baturina, according to a Senate report.

  • Colin Hanks
    September 30, 2020 at 10:24 am

    I want to eat and play with Donalds shit. I will turn him out.

    • Jon Cryer
      September 30, 2020 at 10:27 am

      Hands off. He is all mine and I will lick his azz clean.

      • Alyissa Milano
        September 30, 2020 at 10:33 am

        i did that and he still rejected me. I even swallowed and he still wont call back

  • You’re the clown Joe
    September 30, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Joe Biden is an ignorant jerk . To stand there in front of the American public and call the President a clown and tell him to shut up is so unbelievably disrespectful, I literally couldn’t believe my ears. Right there he should have been stopped by the moderator. You don’t have to like the guy , but you sure as shit should respect the office. You addled asshole. I hope you go down in flames.

  • BucketNutz
    September 30, 2020 at 10:00 am

    Best parts:
    (1) Biden’s silence when Trump asked him about police union support.
    (2) When Trump warned Biden that Antifa will take him out.
    (3) Joe’s bug-eyes when Trump made him pivot to Hunter.

  • Massholio
    September 30, 2020 at 8:30 am

    I’m surprised Trump didn’t object to people illegally accessing his tax returns, but then again nobody probably has seen them, and they’re making shit up from their fictional “anonymous sources”. It was funny that Trump pointed out that he was just taking advantage of tax laws Biden helped write.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ibram X Kendi
    September 30, 2020 at 2:46 am

    Dat raciss

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    September 30, 2020 at 2:28 am

    The left must be shitting their pants right now, from CFP:

    Telemundo asks Spanish speaking voters who won Tuesday’s debate — Trump: 66% Biden: 34%

  • XavierParas
    September 30, 2020 at 1:33 am

    Trump might have sunk himself with his Proudboys comment: “Stand down and stand by.” I don’t know how you walk that one back. And I don’t have a dog in the fight – I think both guys are buffoons.

    • Sal O’Mal
      September 30, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      Someone explain how Proud Boys are White supremacist or violent.

  • Oliver North
    September 30, 2020 at 1:31 am

    Here’s how I would deal with Mr. Wallace. I would go and ask Howie Carr to pull the tape of the interview he had with Chris Wallace years ago when he admitted that he had a mancrush on Mitt Romney and goes to the theatre alone, wearing a rain coat. Then during the debate, when Wallace starts to cut him off for no good reason, pull out a miniature tape recorder with the segment when Wallace made those claims and watch his reaction. I can guarantee that Biden will not know what to do and Wallace will not have a job in the morning. That and the look of satisfaction will guarantee Trumps’ reelection.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 30, 2020 at 1:25 am

    Joe’s brain is like a web browser. He’s got 18 tabs open, 17 of them are frozen and he still has no idea where the music’s coming from.

    • Opera Guy
      September 30, 2020 at 11:03 am

      Don’t take one bow. Take two, and dole out chef’s kisses to the audience.

  • Judge dread
    September 30, 2020 at 12:10 am

    I’m watching the debate reruns right now, oh man, Trump basically rips Biden’s spine out like the Predator, but politically.

    “you don’t ever use the word smart with me again joe”

    “you don’t remember the name of your college. you graduated at the bottom of your class. you haven’t done anything in 47 years as a senator. you are not smart. don’t ever use the word smart again”

    This was like a political street fight, 2 guys vs Trump and, like the boss he is, made fools and dominated both of them.

    • Tough Guy
      September 30, 2020 at 12:21 am

      Ahh, yeah that was a great retort. Trump was stellar tonight.

      If you think Trump had a good night, I’d like to know what you’re smoking. How about that time that Trump wouldn’t denounce white supremacists and actually rallied the Proud Boys? Come to think of it, are you a Proud Boy with all that tough guy shit you thought made a great presidential debate? I’m in no way a Biden apologist or supporter, but Trump’s performance was pitiful.

      Trump sank his campaign tonight — no way Trump wooed any undecided woman voters with that performance.

      • Cunt
        September 30, 2020 at 2:42 am


        Completely Disagree.

        America is fucked. There is no winner. There is no choice. But trump is better than Biden . WOAD.

        Please donate brain/organs/ect. For research.

        • Nihilist
          October 1, 2020 at 11:22 pm

          Says you, you live up to your name!

      • Fake tough guy
        September 30, 2020 at 8:55 am

        It was a stupid question, Trump has already denounced racism and white supremacy in the most strongest easy possible. You fucking morons only hear what your media slave masters want you to hear. Go fuck yourself beta boy.

        Trump, Aug. 14, 2017: As I said on Saturday, we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence. It has no place in America.

        And as I have said many times before: No matter the color of our skin, we all live under the same laws, we all salute the same great flag, and we are all made by the same almighty God. We must love each other, show affection for each other, and unite together in condemnation of hatred, bigotry, and violence. We must rediscover the bonds of love and loyalty that bring us together as Americans.

        Racism is evil. And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs, including the KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as Americans.

        We are a nation founded on the truth that all of us are created equal. We are equal in the eyes of our Creator. We are equal under the law. And we are equal under our Constitution. Those who spread violence in the name of bigotry strike at the very core of America.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        September 30, 2020 at 3:10 pm

        Since when did the proud boys become white supremacists? Biden said antifa is an idea…fucking really? Talk about siking your campaign.

        • george costanza
          The angry taint
          September 30, 2020 at 3:11 pm


        • Jay
          October 1, 2020 at 11:19 pm

          Trump denounced the Proud Boys today. So they can suck it.

  • That Little Girl Was Me! Wah Wah Always A Victim
    September 29, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    Democrat Joe Biden has evoked his son Beau Biden to criticize President Donald Trump for democrats false allegation of reportedly calling members of the American military who lost their lives “losers” and “suckers.”
    Way to play the kamala harris card Joe.

    September 29, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    Biden promises to solve all the problems that he never solved in his last 47 years.

    President Trump is the most honest and effective chief executive we’ve had in over 50 years. Joe Biden is a butt-sniffing yes man parasite. Joe, you shouldn’t even be on the stage with Trump.

  • Biden might be a little retarded.
    September 29, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Biden lies, the fact checkers better check his responses on calling blacks predators and if he said Ukraine wouldn’t get the billion dollars. The fucking guy is on tape saying it. He is a fucking retard and if he becomes President this country is done.

    • 180-degree reversal
      September 30, 2020 at 8:57 am

      This morning, after the debate, Jeff Kuhner played the 1994 tape of Biden’s statements about urban black “superpredators” and how Biden said they had to be taken off the streets; that their upbringing was irrelevant. It’s amazing how much Biden, the Dems., and to some extent the country have changed since 1994. A video of it must be on YouTube. Trump’s people should consider running it as an ad.

  • AOC Yeah You Know Me
    September 29, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Me and my green new deal sluts will be giving sleepy joe a good spanking for his non support of our green deal

    • Guinea Geisha
      September 30, 2020 at 1:10 am

      If you had it your way Ms.AOC, it’ll be more like The Soylent Green New Meal. We’ll all be eating canned abortions.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 29, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    A fucking question on racial sensitivity training? WTF!? Here’s the training required: Dick or no dick, black, white, yellow, whatever fucking color, treat someone as you want to be treated. Is that too fucking hard? Do we need to pay people to teach white people bad? Its a Presidential debate! This question has no reason to be asked. Fuck Wallace

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    Solicited mail in ballots are fine. But mass mailing them is bullshit. I know dead people whose family got ballots for them.

    • Judge dread
      September 30, 2020 at 2:42 am

      I agree Captain but also look at this in another context, the mail in mass un-solicitied ballots go hand in hand with the fucking democrat run cities that are locked down. They say it is “not safe” to go to vote in person. What is funny is back in 2012 the New York Times said mail in ballots represent a massive risk for election integrity when it was that chud stuffer Romney vs. Obozo.

      The whole thing is going to be fucked and I hope we do not have a repeat of what happened with Bush and Gore, where the world’s most powerful country DIDN”T KNOW WHO WAS PRESIDENT FOR 3 MONTHS.

    • The Washington Pest
      September 30, 2020 at 7:41 am

      The real facts are THERE HAS BEEN NO FRAUD with mass mailing of ballots. The truth is ballots have been mass mailed for CENTURIES with NO PROBLEMS! Trump is a liar!

    • Do the reich thing
      September 30, 2020 at 8:39 am

      Doesnt matter. Send in those deceased ballots for trump so he can win. Ive vot3d 3 time for him already go trump.wooo

  • One lump or two
    September 29, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    Bidden: we are 15% more violent as a country today!
    Trump: blah blah blah
    Me: wtf? Whos causing the violence? Die bidden die!

  • Dats my boi said Cum Allah Harris
    September 29, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    When asked about why he’s reluctant to reopen the economy and reopen schools, Biden told Chris Wallace, “If I were running, I would know what the plan is.”

    • Wallace Sucks
      September 29, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      There has never been a presidential debate where a moderator has so openly interrupted and argued with not only a candidate but THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

      Then when President Trump brings up the Biden Family scandals Chris Wallace CUTS HIM OFF!
      And to top it off — Then Chris Wallace LECTURES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES on interrupting!

      • Do The Reich Thing
        September 29, 2020 at 10:30 pm

        When does the debate vs Joe 30330 begin? I’ve been waiting for 1hr (i’m behind on the dvr)

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 29, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    I swear if this was drink every time Wallace interrupts and saves Joes fucking ass i’d be puking on myself and/or dead from alcohol poisoning.

  • Wallace Sucks
    September 29, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Wallace keeps saving senile Joe.
    2 on 1 the entire night and the libs will say suburban women dont like Trumps tone.
    Sleepy Joe is a certified MORON

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Trump gives examples and ideas. Biden says nice stuff empty of examples and ideas.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Trump is killing him as I expected

  • Senile Joe Doesnt Understand Basic Math
    September 29, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    350 million US citizens and 13 % are black. So that 45 million blacks. Joe is telling you even with one of every ten blacks have been killed by covid.
    So according to senile joe, 4.5 million blacks died from covid even though only 200,000 Americans have died from covid and that is an inflated number.

  • Wrong Again Joe
    September 29, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Joe pulled a whopper out of his azz. One in 10 and one in 5 blacks killed by covid. That number would be in the millions

  • Live Debate?
    September 29, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    I would rather masturbate!

    Who’s with me?

  • Senile Joe
    September 29, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    I got plans big plans
    I got plans for everything.
    I cant tell you them now but I got plans. I cant and refuse to tell you about stacking the court but I got big plans. He doesnt have a plan

  • You know what would be a good debate?
    September 29, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Spic Tormentor versus Fake Spic Tormentor – go!

    • Pence/Tormentor 2024
      September 29, 2020 at 11:02 pm

      how dare you

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      September 30, 2020 at 8:19 am

      He would just repeat everything I said and then call me a pedo.

  • Hapless Fool
    September 29, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Biden memorized one line for every question.
    You dont have a plan

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    A moron laughs when they are faced with facts that they cannot dispute.

    Biden laughs. A lot.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Oh c ‘mon man!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Why are they referring to Biden as Vice President? He is a FORMER Vice President.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 29, 2020 at 9:22 pm

      Pence is the Vice President.

  • Nurse Ratchet
    September 29, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    This is MY Super Bowl baby! Go Trump!

  • North of the Border
    September 29, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Buddy asked me if I was going to watch the debate tonight. When I replied no, he asked me why.

    Simply put, nobody wants to see the train wreck as it occurs, just the aftermath.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    Biden is going to be utterly destroyed by Trump! Get the popcorn ready!

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