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Turtleboy Enterprises Is Looking To Hire A Salesman With Experience In Digital Media Sales And Connections With Local Business Owners

Turtleboy Enterprises Is Looking To Hire A Salesman With Experience In Digital Media Sales And Connections With Local Business Owners

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Do you have experience working in digital media sales? Do you like knocking on doors of local businesses and helping them make more money with their advertising budget? Well, we could help each other out. Turtleboy Enterprises is looking to higher a salesman or saleswoman whose job it would be to set up partnerships between Turtleboy Sports and local businesses. There’s a variety of different advertising we offer, we just need someone to sell it because we’re too busy over here breaking news and exposing cheeshogs.

Every time we open Worcester Magazine or Pulse Magazine we see their pages filled with ads. Did you know that a full page ad in Worcester Magazine costs upwards of $2,500? And it only appears once. And how many people read WoMag? A couple hundred? That’s like, the worst value ever.

But yet SOMEONE is working for Worcester Magazine and is selling that ad space. Whoever it is should be commended because they’re very good at their job. I wouldn’t pay $5 to have an ad in WoMag or Pulse. Maybe you’re the person working for them. If so, get in touch with us and see if we can pay you more money. Because if you’re THAT good working for a worthless free magazine, then imagine how much easier your job would be selling ad space on the most popular, well known, up and coming media outlet in Worcester County? It’s only a matter of time until we’re the biggest in the state. The opportunities are endless.

So yea, if you have experience, send us a message on Facebook or email us your resume to Then we can discuss compensation, etc.

Also, we’re in the market for a web developer. We pay a lot of money to protect our site from hackers and we have top notch hosting. We just need a go-to-guy or gal who we can hire when shit hits the fan. We did not have daily or even weekly contact with our previous web developer because there was no need to speak to him that often. We were just one of his many clients. But a couple weeks ago we lost our domain because our credit card, which was on auto-renewal, expired. Without our web developer we would’ve been toast. We don’t particularly NEED anything right now, since we recently re-did the website. We just want someone we can hire/consult with when shit hits the fan.

Basically we need someone with connections. Someone who knows local business owners on a first name basis and can help show them the light. Join the Turtleboy Sports Revolution and help take us to the next level.


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40 Comment(s)
  • Turd Burglestein
    February 15, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Any hot chicks want to come to my place for some vaping and a Charmed marathon on Netflix?

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 15, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      I got 2 flat screens up in this bitch.

      • BobnMic
        February 16, 2017 at 12:31 am

        Just two? You’re proud of that? Wow. What’s the basement look like at your Mom’s house that’s depicted? Ya know, where you troll TurtleBoy Sports and 7 plus other blogs all day jobless and clueless?

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 16, 2017 at 8:11 am

          Oh my basement is real nice too boobie. I’ll show it to you eventually. Or why don’t you just come over and see it for yourself. Certainly by now with your superior sleuthing skills and all your connections in law enforcement you’ve identified me and already have your search warrant…don’t you? You still working on that tunnel to my lair? How far have you gotten?

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 9:39 am

            This fucking boring machine! They didn’t tell me about all the bits and cutters I have to regularly replace on the head. Those fuckers are expensive!
            This is just a temporary setback. You’re going down, poison peddler!

      • ZephyrCat
        February 16, 2017 at 10:00 am

        Dude, that’s not in the least bit funny, showing a handful of oxy 80’s. Either they’re yours and you’re being a major dick for showing ’em off OR you actually deal the shit, which would make you way stupid either way. Tell me why you think that’s funny homeboy? As a person that had a problem with those years ago, it’s not even slightly funny. You got a hard on for bobnmic that’s fine. Take the shit elsewhere.

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 16, 2017 at 10:33 am

          Cry all you want Zypher you pill popping psycho. Maybe when you were high you weren’t such a dickhead.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 10:45 am

            You’re also stupid for posting that shit on this site. They finally get credit for their work on a story. Turtleboy is already great for not censoring shit but you do that. You trying to ruin their credibility? AND you double down on your stupidity with your reply. Hey, next time post a video make sure you’re lying on the floor with blood gushing out of the stabwound in your neck. Worthless, moronic fuck. You’re as bad as the people written about on this site. And it’s Zephyr you dumb fuck, not Zypher.

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 11:54 am

            Why Tredge…..that is a fantastic idea. Hey zephyrkitten, let’s get a private chatroom and discuss this further. I could always use extra help in my investigation. You can be my girl friday if you’d like. One of your job responsibilities will be to bring the coffee and donuts on our stakeouts. So whaddya think? You in? I do have to disclose that the job doesn’t pay much, but I’ll cut you in on 10% of all the assets we seize. And also, I’ll let you have all of Tredge’s oxycontins too, but we must act fast before he sells them all off.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 4:59 pm

            Haha man…exactly what I was going to say but you beat me to it. Ex junkies are such pussies sometimes. Almost like a SJW that got triggered. It’s all about muh feelz.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 5:20 pm

            Really? Motherfucker, I’m stronger than ever because I don’t need to put something in me to exist. I don’t jones, douchebag. I don’t get over on people who do jones either. You, whatever you are, have to try to put me down to make yourself feel better. You know what you could do to help everyone else? Wrap a bungee cord around your neck & hang the other half from the shower. I hear it might help you orgasm before you fade away.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 5:27 pm

            Actually now I remember who you remind me of. “It puts the lotion in the basket”. Remember? You’re the cave pervert in Silence of the Lambs.

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 16, 2017 at 11:40 am

          You should keep your big nose out of shit that doesn’t concern you, but I tell you what…you feel so strongly about this, then why don’t you hook up with that moron BobnMic and maybe he’ll let you be part of his circle jerk investigation into my supposed cocaine empire and all this drug dealing that you have all this proof on. You can be part of taking down the Burglestein Empire and go on Turtleboy Live together.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 11:48 am

            Blah, blah….I’ve already moved on. Enjoy yourself. Just said it’s fucking dumb to post yourself holding a handful of oxys. But if you think that’s the best move you can make, more power to you. You go girl! Don’t let your grandfather clock fall on you when you walk by.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 11:57 am

            And how did you know my nose is big?

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 12:32 pm

            I can’t help it. I looked at your video again. Wow, your hand looks awfully feminine. Have you ever done anything that would toughen up your mitts? Or do you wear those gloves with hand lotion on the inside? Just details for BobnMic to consider.

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 1:55 pm

            Turd says – “You should keep your big nose out of shit that doesn’t concern you”

            Is that not how you started in on my shit? Fiesty and I butt heads and you had to just jump right on in the middle with something that did not concern you? Hypocrite drug dealing addict.

            So you’ve added to your arsenal of street poison from Cocaine to Oxys I see huh? Next will be Heroin if not already. Still never answered my questions though. How many kids lives have you ruined? How many kids lives have died from overdoses with their blood on your hands?

            It a legitimate question. Or is it that you really do not give a fuck. Do you deal online? And you do realize that this is the internet correct? Not some in house private system right? You do realize that Law Enforcement at all levels, Attorneys, District Attorneys, Judges, City Councilmen and Councilwoman among other politicians read this blog right? Do you even look at the ads in here?

            In my opinion there are limits to everything as we see in today’s political scene. A person like you Tredge take way too many advantages of our liberties and freedoms. And I do remember reading on some of your other blogs that they do in fact shut you off from time to time for being the asshole that you are. Just sayin.’

            But just keep doing what you are doing thinking that you are all Teflon Tredge Scarface and no one can ever get near you. That’s what they all think until it’s all over pal and you then will be jonesing in some lock up wishing you had shut the fuck up. Trust me. Maybe you want to get caught? I’ve seen that happen too.

            Disclaimer: Not that I would have any knowledge on anything about any of this. To me it’s just common sense. Good luck shithead and watch your back for not only LE but for rival dealers. Rival dealers will just pop you and that will be it for you. Another wasted space now available.

          • ZephyrCat
            February 16, 2017 at 2:42 pm

            Oh Snap! You’ve been put on notice!

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 2:51 pm

            Awwww little bobbie…you have questions you want answered? Maybe you should have me brought in for questioning…or an interview…or an interrogation. Surely you have enough evidence to present to a judge by now to get a no knock warrant. I’m sure that there’s not a judge alive who would look at all your evidence consisting of nothing but here say is going to put their ass on the line and sign off on something like this, but you keep on believing that bullshit flowing from your fingers.

            But to answer one of your questions, No…I do not give a fuck about what you or anyone else here thinks about all this. ZFG – Zero Fucks Given.

            So come on bobbie. There’s no need to wait. Come take me off the mean streets of Worcester and put me in prison where you think I belong.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 6:32 pm

            You’re not very good at this bobbie.

        • ZephyrCat
          February 16, 2017 at 2:59 pm

          But you do have those feminine hands. Are you one of those confused gender transsexuals I keep hearing about? They tend to be mentally ill and, no offense, but you’re beginning to sound mentally ill. Or at the very least you should seek anger management counseling.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 7:33 pm

            Hey boobie…I’m getting drops like this at least 12 times a day.


          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 7:41 pm

            It puts the lotion in the basket.

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 8:27 pm

            Mr. or Ms. Cat,
            Do you believe you purchased illegal drugs from this character Turd Burglestein when you were addicted to this narcotic? If so, I’d like to interview you for the record. You may have to testify in a court of law. I can offer full immunity if you cooperate. After my interrogation…uh, interview… maybe we can get a private chat room? I know this guy who owns a cannon that would love to blow it off in our backyards. He’d join us, of course.

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 9:55 pm

            What he really seeks is a kick in the fucking face or more. What a fucknut killing people with street poison. But Teflon Tredge Scarface just keep em’ coming. Keep them all coming. Gives us something to talk about there rock star.

            Speaking of rock stars Teflon Tredge – If your guitar collection does not include Gibson Les Pauls or Fender Starcasters or same named Stratocasters then don’t even bother showing them. I know all about them. I don’t want to see some V shaped altered strat from the big haired 80’s rock groups. Cheesy and gay.

            Again that is another thing I know a little something about. Another fun fact fact: In Jr. High and High School I was a drummer in several rock and roll bands among everything else I did. Mostly garage but made some appearances. My set was plexy glass Ludwig with an oversized “John Bonham” (because he was my hero) style bass drum with a rotor tom kit (four) to boot in addition to two tom toms and a floor tom. So eight drums. Five various sized Zildjian Cymbals and a Speed King Single Bass Drum Pedal. My guitarists used Marshall amps with JBL speakers with Shure mics. This is what lead to the understanding of BPMs which lead to a lucrative part time career in the clubs, Worcester and Boston, as a dance club DJ while in college after the Army. Then a complete 180 in LE after all of that. Allegedly.

            Smart people do smart things unlike you Teflon…

            If you’re legit with playing guitar – then you will know none of this is bullshit. But of course you will somehow find a way. Good luck drug dealer scumbucket.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 15, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    I’m just the girl for the job. Can I wear pajamas to work?

    • ZephyrCat
      February 15, 2017 at 2:16 pm

      Ok. that made me laugh. Not sure the point of using my handle but, if it makes you happy. I’m sure you’ll tire of it at some point & move on.

      • BobnMic
        February 15, 2017 at 3:39 pm

        ^^^^ They’ll never tire trust me. The bigger this blog gets, the more trolling it gets. Must be the nature of the beast I guess even though I’m still convinced it’s the work of just two people.

        • Turd Burglestein
          February 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm

          Yeah…keep on thinking that little boobie. I know for a fact there’s at least 7 of us yanking your chain…probably double that number is more accurate.

          So were you able to find any clues from the video where I wiped my ass with you? Do you want me to make you another video little boobie? I bet you’re sitting behind your keyboard just fapping away to that last one, so you’re probably ready for something fresh. Maybe next week I’ll show you my guitar collection. There’s some real nice ones in there, but you’re a moron who probably wouldn’t recognize quality instruments anyways.

          • BobnMic
            February 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm

            That can’t be your place. Looks too nice. You must be turd-burglarizing someones house.

          • Pretentious little pussy showoff
            February 15, 2017 at 5:01 pm

            Pretentious little pussy showoff!

          • BobnMic
            February 15, 2017 at 10:25 pm

            Tredge Scarface – But there will always be this not so fun fact you fucknut:

            “Turd Burglestein • a year ago
            $1000 a day cocaine habit? Lightweight! Unless you got the sweet hookup on $1k kilos like I had back in the early 80’s.”

            You’re a pillar to the community Tredge. No wonder why you hate people like me. You’re a dipshit peddling poison. How many kids did you ruin for life? How many died at your hands? Oh that’s right I forgot – You could give 2 fucks and I’m just an asshole….

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 8:01 am

            Speaking of pillar, how you like this handful of pills I gots little boobie? You wouldn’t believe how quick these things move and how much cash I rake in every day just from this. And that’s in addition to all that cocaine I’m bringing into the country. At this rate, I’m going to have to rent another storage unit to keep all this cash in that just keeps flowing.

          • Turd Burglestein
            February 16, 2017 at 8:06 am

            Hey boobie…maybe you can scan my fingerprints from this video and run it through AFIS and find out who this Turd Burglestein is. Surely with all your connections higher up and having been a highly praised police officer and with your newfound position in the DEA you can get access to AFIS and do this, right?

            You do know what AFIS is don’t you?

      • BobnMic
        February 15, 2017 at 4:34 pm

        BTW, wanna get a private chat room?

  • Tony Robbins
    February 15, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    Good job for a young motivated person. The opportunities are endless. Especially since the hardcopy dinosaurs are dying daily. Open field out-there.

  • Mr. Business Man
    February 15, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    I read this blog regularly, and as an owner of a business here in Worcester, advertising on this site would actually hurt my business significantly. If some of my current customers or potential customers knew that I supported the Turtle, I would lose a lot of business. I can’t have that. I look at it like politics; one needs to keep their beliefs/views to themselves. This is especially true in the business world.

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      February 15, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      So keep your view to yourself, troll!

      • Old Salesman
        February 15, 2017 at 1:52 pm

        Really? I would think that TBS would like to know that potential customers perceive their business that way… A true salesman wants to get the negative feedback so that it can be evaluated and addressed. Otherwise they’d just be an order taker… I don’t see someone offering constructive feedback as “trolling”. Now, TBS has the opportunity to respond to that. And provide cases in which business hasn’t been hurt…

      • Mr. Business Man
        February 15, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        Call me what you want, but it’s a legitimate concern. If you operated a business you would understand.

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