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Turtleboy Has A Table At Anthony’s Of Malden For The 9th Annual Wounded Vet Run Tomorrow, Swing By To Pick Up Turtle Gear And Bring Your Copies Of I Am Turlteboy


Sup turtle riders? Tomorrow I’m going to be in Malden for the 9th Annual Wounded Vet run. The ride starts earlier in the morning in Revere and ends at 105 Canal St, Anthony’s of Malden around noon. That’s probably the best time to get there. It’s a good cause that recognizes some of America’s most severely wounded veterans. Motorcycle not required if joining us at Anthony’s of Malden. The entire area including medical facility will be blocked off.  It’s $20.00 per person includes a free patch and free lunch at 105 Canal St, Anthony’s of Malden, and all proceeds benefit the selected honoree and charities of their choice. Facebook page here.

I’ll have a table set up with Turtleboy gear for sale as well. If you have the book and you want me to sign it, this would be a good place to do that. Hope to meet some of you final people there.



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27 Comment(s)
  • bill fleming
    May 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    I heard the Transit Police motorcycle unit was ordered not to participate in this event and the Chief of Police kicked the organizer of the event Andrew out of detectives and forced him to resign. The Chief was mad that he was being sued for being an anti-white racist and anti- vet. A copy of the lawsuit confirms these allegations. The suit is Michael Ray vs the MBTA and it claims they have a video copy of the Chief making racist and anti-vet statements on a radio show.

    • Friend of Biggs
      May 21, 2019 at 3:57 am

      I know Andy and he probably doesn’t appreciate his biz getting thrown out there, even though he is on the right side of the case.
      He’s a good guy, solid Marine and an excellent officer who is serving his community both on and off the clock in his current capacity.
      He’s done amazingly well with the Wounded Vet Run, with the event now happening in many cities besides Boston.

  • Leather Daddy
    May 19, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    Great to “meet” you, TB!

  • Said Everyone
    May 19, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Was a pleasure to meet the man who brings us all so much truthfulness and enjoyment. You’re a gentleman and a scholar

  • Wwy
    May 19, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Jew wars no thank you. The kikes should pay for their babysitters.

  • Mr Frosty
    May 19, 2019 at 6:26 am

    Great cause but lunch isn’t “free” if you have to pay $20 to get it. Minor thing but glaringly contradictory if you’re promoting it.

  • Revenge
    May 19, 2019 at 3:54 am

    The word is out. TB is getting tucked up on sight tomorrow.

    • Bret
      May 19, 2019 at 10:07 am

      Sure thing it won’t be by a bitchmade little cockfart coward like you though bitchboy. Youre too pussy to even post under your name, so nobody is worrued about you boy. Now run allong, im sure theres some unsucked dicks you need to get to….lmmfaoooooo
      Fuckin clown

      • Revenge
        May 19, 2019 at 10:52 am

        Stop me then, tough guy. You know where I’ll be and what time – show and prove.

        • Bret is a wuss
          May 21, 2019 at 6:26 am

          Did Bret do anything besides threaten to whip your yambag with his greasy, DNA encrusted ponytail?

        • Bret
          May 21, 2019 at 9:49 am

          But I didn’t have to “stop you” bitchboy, because you never showed up…lol
          You ran your cockwarmer, and stayed at home, because you’re a fuckin coward. The only ball you have are bouncing off your chit boy.
          Fuckin shitdicked pussy was afraid of Unk….hahahaha

    May 18, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    We will be there tomorrow. As we all know, TB has been mass censoring and banning commenters here in an effort to silence free speech. WE SUPPORT THIS AND WE SUPPORT THE TURTLE. We will be bringing copies of the first amendment, copies of the constitution, and various american flags. We will DEFECATE on them, smear them with feces, and BURN them to voice our support of the Turtle! FEAR THE TURTLE!

    • Said Everyone
      May 19, 2019 at 12:24 am

      That won’t go over well. But have at it.

      • Tom
        May 19, 2019 at 9:38 am

        Only libs care about free speech. The turtle silenced commenters and Trump silences the media and I fucking love it.

  • hate dindus
    May 18, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Hope there’s no fucking black people there!

    • Gay Dave
      May 18, 2019 at 8:47 pm

      At least you don’t hate fags.
      Hey I’m willing to bet girls aren’t into you so how do you feel about coming over to my place tonight to get wasted on Cosmopolitans? We can pop in a Judy Garland flick and finger fuck each others assholes until our bloody colons fall out? It’ll be fun!
      What do you think sexy?? #gaysexrocks

      • Thomas Jefferson
        May 18, 2019 at 9:20 pm

        Mayor Pete is that you. There is nothing even remotely normsl sbout a cum guzzling sids infected sodomite like you.

    • Bret
      May 19, 2019 at 10:10 am

      Why? You don’t want to run into all your “step fathers”?

      • Give a Lib a Throatslit
        May 19, 2019 at 9:34 pm

        Screamed WHITE POWER at a black person today. Had my TB hoodie on and everything. MAGA.

  • Terrance Fry
    May 18, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    So you’re going there to peddle useless junk and have people get autographs from you. Is any of your sales going to said charity event, or are you just there to boast your ego?

  • Said Everyone
    May 18, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Very nice. This is a great cause

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 19, 2019 at 1:50 pm

      I assume he had to pay for the table (but I can’t find out how much that cost).

      • Go Mustangs
        May 19, 2019 at 6:36 pm

        Shut the fuck up Julie
        Go bitch on a Medford Facebook page

  • Gay Dave
    May 18, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Wow, somebody has a very high opinion of himself. I don’t have a book handsome but if I show up will you sign the back of my hairy ball sack?

  • Kim Wescott
    May 18, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Great cause. But since I’m a five hour drive, I won’t make it. I’ll make a donation anyway.

    • TBSucks
      May 18, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      I’d be happy to make a donation too.

      Will you promise to swallow?

      • Kim Wescott
        May 19, 2019 at 11:30 am

        If TB sucks so much, why are you reading it?

        Now run off to your boyfriend.

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