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  • Turtleboy Hoodies Have Arrived And So Has Our Online Store, Get Your Ratchet Repellant Today






    Breaking News!!! Turtleboy hoodies are in and they are fantastic!! We got zip-ups in gray and pullovers in black. Either way you’re a winner. We’ve also created an online store that takes credit cards and PayPal, which we’ll be updating with other products shortly. Both hoodies are $40 and shipping and handling is free. You can purchase your’s today by clicking here. I feel bad for anyone who isn’t rocking one of these this fall and winter. They’re like ratchet repellant.



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    1. Phil

      Awesome. Do humanity a favor and light yourself on fire if you buy one of these cumrags.

      1. chrissy

        ^ future turtleboy fan

    2. 2wEntEe

      Will be ordering when I get home. Might get assaulted by a mob of disgtuntled hood rats if I wear it in Worcester or Springfield tho

    3. Stunt Penis

      When does the flat-brimmed TBS cap go on sale?

    4. Kevin Lynch

      There are plenty of self righteous MORONS who follow Turtlebitch news. It is amazing to know some of them. Many if not most are drunks, pot heads, lousy parents, loud mouths, fair weather sport fan pussies, followers, scared to death cowards who feel brave on a band wagon, domestic abusers and special folks who have connections to the courts and police station in order to keep their cori clean hipocrites.

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