Turtleboy Is 1,000% Cool With This Leominster School Committee Lady Pretending To Blow Her Brains Out While The Mayor Was Speaking

Turtleboy Is 1,000% Cool With This Leominster School Committee Lady Pretending To Blow Her Brains Out While The Mayor Was Speaking

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A bunch of people sent us this image/video of Leominster School Committee member Heather Mazzaferro pretending to shoot herself in the head during a meeting while Mayor Dean Mazzarella is speaking:

People are not happy:

And many have reached out to us for our take. So it’s really simple – we are 1,000% OK with this, and so should everyone else who voted for Donald Trump.  The leader of the free world literally said that he could walk down the street, shoot someone in the head, and still get elected. He made fun of Marco Rubio for having little hands, thus implying he has a little schmenzer. He made fun of the way John Kasich ate food. He said John McCain wasn’t a hero because heroes don’t get captured. He spread rumors that Ted Cruz cheated on his wife with a million women, and said that his father was involved in killing JFK. When we elected Trump, which Turtleboy has no problem with, we all agreed that by doing so we were officially declaring that decorum and manners no longer matter. Feelings don’t matter. And anyone who thinks they do is a snowflake.

So how can you possibly be cool with Trump and not OK with this? Can you honestly say that you hold some random SC member in a small city more responsible for her behavior than the POTUS? I mean, you can, but you’d like a moron. Just sayin.

At the same time, anyone who is cool with this and whines about the way Trump carries himself is also a huge hypocrite. You can’t whine about Trump having no class and then have no class yourself. And yes, Heather Mazzaferro seems to be someone Turtleboy would have differences with. For starters, she associates with the anti-Christ herself:

Tracy Novick. Nuff said.

She’s full-fledged “Im with her”:

But for the most part she’s not one of those people who whines about the way Trump carries himself. This was the closest we could find on her Facebook page:

She had a problem with the “grab em by the pussy” thing. Lots of people did. But she’s not ranting about any of the other stuff so she’s not really a hypocrite. And honestly, I thought it was kind of funny:

See, this is what I LOVE about the era of Trump. We all get to say what we’re thinking. Back in 2013 we all had to keep our controversial feelings and opinions to ourselves. Now we can literally pretend to blow our brains out during School Committee meetings and think nothing of it. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. I have no idea what the Mayor was talking about and no idea whether or not I’d agree with him. Doesn’t matter. It’s the principal that matters here. If you think one of your colleagues is a moron then by all means, do this. We need more of this. God bless this short haired social justice warrior.



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8 Comment(s)
  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    June 1, 2017 at 2:39 am

    The only problem I can think of here is, what punishment does a child in this school district get when they make this gesture with their hand? I’m thinking it’s immediate suspension, call home, and involvement of a therapist. Maybe this could make her realize that sometimes, things are done in fun.

  • Charlie
    May 31, 2017 at 10:33 am

    What is the weapons policy in that town? If they have a zero tolerance policy….she should be arrested just like another student would have been.

  • Alex C
    May 31, 2017 at 10:15 am

    Well here’s something with something of some local interest. It’s buried in some sort of a crazy manifesto, but certainly there’s some local interest.

    And of course, some facebook screenshots.

    Several days old though. The latest sign that we own Turtleboy’s head now, and he’s digging hard for content.

  • Beige Caulk
    May 31, 2017 at 10:13 am

    You need to have more sympathy for this snow flake. If your mayor’s last name sounded more like a fine cheese than yours, you’d be jealous too.

    Throw in the fact that your town borders Fitchburg and you appear as if you “summer” in Provincetown, you’d put a gun to your head as well.


  • Duke Westwood
    May 31, 2017 at 10:09 am

    R. Budd Dwyer did it better… Better luck next time Heather…

  • Johnny5
    May 31, 2017 at 10:04 am

    This qualifies as news? Yikes

    • Alex C
      May 31, 2017 at 10:19 am

      Turtleboy would post pics that embarrass his own family, as long as they get a few clicks. It’s classic narcissistic behavior.

      • mystressovmayhem
        May 31, 2017 at 11:38 am

        Oh Alex you really need to stop trying to ride turtleboys dick. Last I knew he doesn’t swing that way. I’m sure he’s flattered though!

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