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Turtleboy Is Looking For New Bloggers And If You’re Good We Will Pay You Per Page View

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We’re always on the lookout for new bloggers at Turtleboy Sports. Are you funny? Are your takes hot? Do you lie exposing corruption? Do you ever find yourself saying, “I’d love to go off on this person, but I can’t because if I write something on my Facebook page my employer could see it?”

If so, then Turtleboy might be the right place for you. It’s great therapy for people with common sense who want to get something off their chest. Do you comment a lot on Facebook? Might as well just become Turtleboy then and publish it as a blog on That’s how Turtleboy got started in the first place – people who wanted to tell the truth using anonymity.

Here’s what you can do if you wanna become Turtleboy. Find something in the news (it can be locally, nationally, regionally, whatever) and write a blog about it. Use your own voice and say whatever you want, but just be you. Don’t worry about pictures or anything like that. Just find something that gets you fired up and write about it. Then email it to or message us on Facebook and we’ll read it over. If it’s what we’re looking for then we’ll publish it. If you show us that you can consistently produce good content then we will put you on payroll. Salary is 100% commission based. You’ll get paid per page view. The hotter your takes the more money you make. That simple.


You can be from anywhere too. We actually prefer people who aren’t from the Worcester area because you probably can find stories that we don’t stumble upon. Turtleboy is more than just a blog. It’s a brand, and it needs to be franchised. Turtleboy needs to spread to everywhere and we want people who want to be a part of it. Worcester County isn’t the only place filled with corruption, trap queens, and ratchets. Join the Turtleboy Sports Revolution.


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14 Comment(s)
  • September 22, 2016 at 7:43 pm

    A good amount of good advise on this site, really need a steam
    shower unit inside my bathroom

  • Frogshit
    September 22, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    Okay… I already have my “I Am Turtleboy” sticker and tee… Winter’s coming and I’m back from my beloved Hampton Beach summer retreat. Strap your ass in…. I AM TURTLEBOY!

  • GoneWest
    September 22, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Does this mean we’re getting sports back?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 22, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Lol…. This made me chuckle so hard. I can’t imagine the emails you’re all going to get now. You may even end up having Clive or Kevin send a few. Wouldn’t that be nice? Or maybe a married couple who are also coworkers who enjoy luring women and children on the internet. I would love to read their hot takes!!

    • It's hot, hot, hot...
      September 22, 2016 at 5:04 pm

      You silly bitch, their last names are different, I told you they are lovers…not married!!

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        September 22, 2016 at 5:08 pm

        Bitch indeed… a Mama Bear bitch!! Feeling hot hot hot… feeling hot hot hot!

      • Tammy
        September 22, 2016 at 6:07 pm

        Oh yes Bob and I are having a fling. Shush don’t let his wife know.

        • Tammy
          September 22, 2016 at 8:12 pm

          Don’t believe this ^^^i did not post this.

          • Tammy
            September 22, 2016 at 11:05 pm

            Fake Tammy here ^^^. Unbelievable that someone will post under another account. Has to to be Bobnmic or Fiesty

  • Dom
    September 22, 2016 at 3:22 pm

    Incoming blog from Kevin Lynch lmao

  • Brian Northboro
    September 22, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    I would NEVER LIE exposing corruption…but I would proof read all my posts 🙂
    “Do you lie exposing corruption?”

    • John Cena
      September 22, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      Freudian slip

  • Clive Turtleboy
    September 22, 2016 at 2:52 pm

    I think good ole’ Clive TB needs to get the cobwebs out and start searching for the hot takes again…

    • Carlos Danger
      September 24, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      “Worcester isn’t the only place with corruption, trap queens and rachets”. No, but we are the BEST in those 3 leading categories!

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