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Turtleboy Live Featuring Bret Killoran Starts At 9 PM On The Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook Page, Here’s The Agenda

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Turtleboy Live is on for tonight on the Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook page, which you all should be following by clicking here. We broadcast from personal pages instead of the Turtleboy Sports Return page because Facebook alogrithms hide community pages from your newsfeed. Show starts at 9, and it’s just gonna be Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran tonight. Here’s the agenda.

As always, ratchets are more than welcome to call in and defend themselves during Ratchet Redemption Hour. See ya then.

4 Comment(s)
  • theonlysaneonehere
    November 10, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    Hey TB, nobody cares anymore. You’ve lost your groove.
    Time to pack it in, and live off of the royalties off of your Amazon available tell all.
    Fuck you, fuck your readers, fuck your advertisers.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 10, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      Why thank you

      You must be fun at social gatherings

    • Y
      November 10, 2018 at 5:25 pm

      You should borrow or rent a gun, buy a bullet, and think about your life.

      • Mitch McConnell
        November 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        Hey, be nice to Capt Trips. What did he ever do to you?

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