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Turtleboy Live is back on tonight with Bret Killoran and Uncle Turtleboy at 10 PM. However, Clarence Woods Emerson is suspended for 30 days because Facebook is a fucking joke. Nevertheless the show must go on, so we needed to decide which page to use. TBS Forever has 20,000 followers, Turtleboy Sports has 16,000, and Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine has 9,000. But look at this test we did today to gauge interaction. First we just wrote “testing” on Turtleboy Sports Forever and then on Smiles and Sunshine. Look at the difference in likes and comments:
Despite having less than half the followers, Smiles and Sunshine had over double the amount of likes. So we tested it again by sharing our most recent blog on both pages:
And once again the page with half the audience is getting 6 times the reach. Makes no sense. Because once again, Facebook is a fucking joke. There is no rhyme or reason to any of the bullshit algorithms they’ve created in a desperate attempt to make sure Russians don’t get Trump elected again. But clearly posts on TBS Forever are not coming up in people’s feed, while Smiles and Sunshine is. So that’s where we’re going live tonight. You can like Turtleboy Sports Smiles and Sunshine by clicking here. And here’s tonight’s agenda:
As usual, anyone featured in any blog this week can redeem themselves by calling in. Just add Uncle Turtleboy on Skype and you can call in LIVE!!! We will let you say whatever you want. Not even kidding. Let us have it, because the floor is your’s!!
See ya at 10 hoes!!