Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Live Is Back Tonight At 10 PM On The Turtleboy Sports Smiles And Sunshine Page With Bret Killoran, Here’s The Agenda

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Turtleboy Live is back on tonight with Bret Killoran and Uncle Turtleboy at 10 PM. However, Clarence Woods Emerson is suspended for 30 days because Facebook is a fucking joke. Nevertheless the show must go on, so we needed to decide which page to use. TBS Forever has 20,000 followers, Turtleboy Sports has 16,000, and Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine has 9,000. But look at this test we did today to gauge interaction. First we just wrote “testing” on Turtleboy Sports Forever and then on Smiles and Sunshine. Look at the difference in likes and comments:

Despite having less than half the followers, Smiles and Sunshine had over double the amount of likes. So we tested it again by sharing our most recent blog on both pages:

And once again the page with half the audience is getting 6 times the reach. Makes no sense. Because once again, Facebook is a fucking joke. There is no rhyme or reason to any of the bullshit algorithms they’ve created in a desperate attempt to make sure Russians don’t get Trump elected again. But clearly posts on TBS Forever are not coming up in people’s feed, while Smiles and Sunshine is. So that’s where we’re going live tonight. You can like Turtleboy Sports Smiles and Sunshine by clicking hereAnd here’s tonight’s agenda:

As usual, anyone featured in any blog this week can redeem themselves by calling in. Just add Uncle Turtleboy on Skype and you can call in LIVE!!! We will let you say whatever you want. Not even kidding. Let us have it, because the floor is your’s!!

See ya at 10 hoes!!

9 Comment(s)
  • Kill the turtle
    July 28, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    I find it funny how you guys support a pedophile named Bret

    • Talk is cheap
      July 28, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      You have no idea who or what you’re fucking with, Junior. If you feel lucky, bring your bitch ass here and find out.

  • Ralph Delgado
    April 7, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    Laughing my fucking arse off, Brett Killoran, hahahah what a fucktard. Just that picture there is worth a million hemorrhoids. Just screams, look at me, I’m a fucking Wayne’s World reject who hasn’t gotten laid without the use of an escort service and even then the hooker laugh her arse off at me. AC DC tshirt wardrobe there no doubt. Thank christ Worcester is a cesspool where even a losing looking turd like Brett could find a friend. I bet there has most definitely been spunk dangling of that Longmeadow hair strap, “aint it bruhtha??!!” LMAO, WAFL WAFL WAFL Illegitimate SOB. Ralph Delgado

    • GingyKidd
      April 7, 2018 at 11:03 pm

      Dude. Wayne’s World was the shit.

      Fuck off.

    • Bret
      April 8, 2018 at 9:53 am

      Awwww, another pussyhurt fan! I shall call you “BrianAllbitch-2”!!!!
      Poor little baby is craving the cock so bad he needs to fantasize about the BretStick….lol
      Try harder shitdick, you suck at this.
      Thanks for the clicks though fuckpuppet!

    • Luftwaffe Korps
      July 28, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      Americans don’t use the word “arse”, you fucking limey cocksucker. Too bad the Nazis didn’t finish bombing you rotten toothed pussies into oblivion back in 1940.

  • Sloppy
    April 7, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    That dude in the Slayer shirt looks like a fucking BOSS.

  • Phillip
    April 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm


  • Bret
    April 7, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    If someone can call the WeedFundMe kid, I’ll chat with the good fellow.

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