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Turtleboy Live Returns To The Clarence Woods Emerson Page Tonight At 10 After Suspension, Here’s The Agenda Featuring Manchester Turtlette

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Clarence Woods Emerson is back from a 30 day suspension and we will be broadcasting Saturday Night Turtleboy Live from his page at 10 PM tonight. Follow Clarence by clicking here. Don’t send friend requests. We don’t need to see what you ate for dinner or hear your thoughts on foreign policy. Joining Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoran tonight will be Manchester Turtlette. Here’s the agenda:

As always, anyone featured in any of our blogs is more than welcome to call into the show to set the record straight during Ratchet Redemption Hour. If not, we’ll probably just end up calling you anyway.

1 Comment(s)
  • Ratchet Slore
    September 22, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    I hope Joe Curtatones neice calls in please make it happen lol

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