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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020 Round 2: Chudstuffer Region

 

The results are in from round 2 of the Cheesehog region and here’s how it all played out. Spoiler alert – our first 1 seed was eliminated.

Down goes Hadassah! Unfortunately she had an early matchup with the only chick in Ratchet Madness 2020 who is easily crazier than she is. This bracket is officially wide open, much like the Tinder Tunaflap.

Onto the Chudstuffer region. You can vote here, but if you wanna read their ratchet resumes then click here to review them on TB Daily News.  You have 24 hours to vote.

 

 

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 9. Mustard Meatflap

1. Kylie Kirkpatrick

 

 

9. Mustard Meatflap

 

 

 

 

12. Jared the Jet Ski Junkie vs. 13. Foreskin Fapnado

12. Jared the Jet Ski Junkie

 

 

13. Foreskin Fapnado

 

 

 

3. Amanda Sawyer vs. 6. Pawtucket Murder Couple

3. Amanda Sawyer

 

 

6. Pawtucket Murder Couple

 

 

 

 

2. Josh Abrams vs. 7. Manuel Lucero

2. Josh Abrams

 

 

7. Manuel Lucero

 

 

 

 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • Cheddah
    April 15, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    How the fuck did Haddasah and that snitch low life R Smelly get beat out!!?

  • Vote for Mustard
    April 15, 2020 at 8:30 am

    I urge you to all vote for the Mustard Meatflap. Sure Kylie is more ratchet but she is on a global level. Mustard Meatflap was VERY upset with her new found fame and lost her kids softball coaching job because of it. A second wind of TB fame would be glorious. Support the local ratchet

    • Michealangelo's Nut Sack
      April 15, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      Agree. Her video, being an ex-Webdah stripper, and fucking her boss for promotions, are hard to beat. But it’s that voice that makes her a champion.

  • Eldonabe
    April 15, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Hadassa vs. Tinder TF – Not sure that was an upset at all. That was a seriously bad seeding. Again, it matters not, as Kylie K will wipe the floor with them all.

    I would say she will sweep this thing without breaking a sweat, but she looks like she breaks a sweat any time she stands up from her chair ……..

    • Heidi GILF Fan
      April 15, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      Jess should take it all. She is a clear and present danger to all males in New England.

      Tighty beats Busty. It’s science.

  • Rhino Shield
    April 15, 2020 at 7:19 am

    The hands down winner should be big titted Josh Abrahams

    And his fat boyfriend who got arrested with him in Worcester who’s dick he’s been sucking for years

  • If demonic worship = ratchet
    April 15, 2020 at 2:13 am

    Vote for the Pawtucket murder couple

  • Billy TIBBETS
    April 14, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Now that Billy TIBBETS is out, thanks no doubt to voter fraud! It HAS TO BE
    Josh Abraham’s!!!! It just has to be! I’m sorry but nobody deserves it more!
    Also HTTG can be his 1st Lady

  • foleyworld
    BILLY TIBBETS
    April 14, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    This is Supreme Bullshit! I demand a recount!

  • Willshe Shatner
    April 14, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    I still can’t believe that the Secret Shitter didn’t make it into the competition…

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      April 14, 2020 at 9:43 pm

      When I was a wee lad some 4 score and 7 years ago I was a student at Sterling Jr. High School in West Quincy. This school was an explosive tinderbox of Irish, Italian and Vietnamese cliques that brawled in the hallways and in the school yard on an almost daily basis. But there was a Morbid constant one of the years I was there; the legend of the Phantom Shitter, this stealthy menace made a hobby out of sneaking around after or before school hours and leaving unwanted gifts on teachers desks or in the middle of hallways. It was a scandalous affair as you might imagine and the cops got involved. It was before the widespread and affordable availability of video cameras. Once the cops got involved the shitter stopped, was never caught, rumors were circulating, one custodian was fired, the brawling students began accusing their rivals of being “ The phantom shitter” And on a few occasions used that accusation for an excuse to start the fight. then months later, 3 weeks before the end of the school year…. the shitter struck again! ( I suppose it could of been a copycat shitter pining for the old days, but could there really be TWO different people THAT disturbed ??) Anyway, the moral of the story is that the silent shitter featured in Turtle Boy was not the first, nor shall she be the last Rachet who chooses to express their unhappyness by secretly shitting on us poor unsuspecting souls.
      I wonder what became of the Phantom Shitter??? I had narrowed it down to 3 suspects 2 of whom died before 35, the average life expectancy of a Quincy Rachet the third is really weird been in and out if jail and still lives with his Mom ( were in our mid 40s now) when he’s not in jail.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Louise Belcher
        April 15, 2020 at 5:24 am

        Spoiler alert: it was Zeke.

        (Not to pick nits, but four score is 80.)

      • TL;DR You're a douche
        April 15, 2020 at 12:29 pm

        What I said

      • Hugh Mungous
        April 15, 2020 at 2:27 pm

        That was a fucking funny post, kudos to you sir.

  • Who Flung Cum
    April 14, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    I can’t fundamentally get behind Abrams or the tow truck skank. They seem too attached to the traitor. They’re not worthy of shame on our blog anymore. Let them fade into obscurity with the mass hole forum or what ever the hell it is..

    • Stewart Nod
      April 15, 2020 at 8:05 am

      I agree. It feels like I’m validating that traitoress shrew if I vote for either of those whore-ditors.
      Thought I was the only one experiencing such inner turmoil.
      Best,
      Stewart

    • hartf811
      Father Dimmock
      April 15, 2020 at 8:31 am

      The Kung Flu could take all of them and TB too.
      I’m only in this for the videos of HTTG getting buttraped for cash with Bitchtits in the room with his phone at the ready. He videos everything in his pathetic little life.
      You don’t think he took a video of her turning her ass into cash with the hopes for future monetization?

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