Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

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The voting is completed and we have our first contestant in the Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4. In an extremely close vote the winner is…….

11th seeded Amanda Lacroix with yet another stunning upset. She’ll go on to face the winner of the Cheesehog Region. Here’s how the bracket looks now:

Here’s the breakdown and a case for and against each, with relevant links in the ratchet’s name…..

5. Gabbie Hebert vs. 2. Ashley Losapio

Case for Gabbi Hebert:

• Bangs junkies.
• Act as getaway driver for junkie boyfriend after other junkies and him rob a drug dealer and run him over with a car.
• Slightly crazy and possessive, and goes psycho on any chick that appears to be friendly to her junkie boyfriend on Facebook.
• Claims to be a veteran who served her country with our ally North Korea in their ongoing war.
• Claimed to be pregnant, and later claimed to have a miscarriage due to our blog.
• Started using her Dad’s Facebook page to yell at anyone who said something negative about her, not realizing that she was making it plainly obvious that it was her.
• Sends every dude in her National Guard unit nice pics of her booty.

Case against Gabbie Hebert:

• Has a “disease.”
• Might be a CIA agent working undercover in North Korea.

Case for Trashley Losapiho:

• Huge, massive calf muscles with abnormally large thighs
• Daughter of a judge who gets off on banging gangsters like Giancarlo Zambrano, the twin brother of cop killer Jorge Zambrano.
• Has world class thunder thighs, making her a common object of lust for some of society’s biggest derelicts.
• Used her position in the probation department to give up classified information on state’s witnesses to gangsters so they could intimidate them into not testifying in court.
• Often goes on exotic vacations, paid for by her drug dealing scumbag boyfriend.
• Was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but CHOSE to become ratchet anyway.

Case against Trashley Losapiho:

• Slightly cares about physical appearance, and comes across as non-ratchet in public.

Tough one. Gabbi is so ratchet right now, but turtle riders never forget what a truly vile and ratchet person Ashley Losapio remains to this day. The difference between the two is that Gabbi just isn’t as good at hiding it. Will be interesting to see who comes out of this one. You have 24 hours to vote before we move on to the Chudstuffer Region.

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