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Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Is Set: Can Anyone Defeat The Cheesehog Express, Didi Delgado?

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Voting in round 2 of the final region of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness is complete. Here are the four who you have all advanced to the Sweet 16:


As you can see, Didi Delgado is a wagon. Both figuratively and literally. We’ve never, ever seen this sort of dominance before, defeating Dianne Williamson, who won 75% of the vote in her first round matchup. She is a heavy favorite (both literally and figuratively) to win the whole thing. Meanwhile Slavemaster Steve eeked out another incredibly close 4-5 matchup to face her. And down at the bottom our “pussy poppin” stripper from Revere will be matching up against Moby Trick.

Here are the your sweet 16 ladies and gentlemen:

Look, Didi is a huge (no pun intended) favorite because she’s such a terrible human being. She’s the ultimate ratchet villain, and we’ve never seen anything quite like her. But can she be beat? She’s gotta win four more, starting with a tough matchup with Slavemaster Steve. These are the Vegas betting lines to win the whole thing:

And these are the lines for each to emerge from their region:

Obviously anyone in Didi’s region is at a distinct disadvantage because they have the toughest road to the Final Four. The most wide open is the Cheesehog region, where the 1-4 seeds were all eliminated.

So who you got turtle riders? Can anyone take down Didi? The Sweet 16 will begin on Wednesday…..

16 Comment(s)
  • Jerome
    April 17, 2018 at 9:09 am

    Delusional Didi is number one.

  • Liam the Limey
    April 17, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Final Four Predictions: Agree/ disagree?


  • Yuck
    April 16, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Every fucking time I see that big, fat piece of shit in the bikini I want to gouge my fucking eyes out. Goddamn that is just fucking wrong on so many levels.

  • Steven Ass-anti
    April 16, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    I protest!
    Clearly no one saw my drunkenly incoherent videos made while I touch my innie.

  • Your own race hates you
    April 16, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    I clearly don’t understand how anyone white can side with that bitch.Also how can someone like Didi be offended by any racist comments by others when she is the most racist person around.She talks so much shit about others and god forbid someone gives it right back to her and omg that’s so wrong.Im a black female and I am so disgusted by her.Her daughter is sure to be just like her.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    April 16, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    This is what Didi said when someone ask where on turtle boys site they showed pictures of her child and we are per child lived.

    “Damn bitch it’s a simple as a Google search.

    People have shown up to my house and have incessantly called my cellular phone number ever since your problematic fave decided to put me on his website because it certainly not a news site“

    She’s definitely feeling the heat. Hahahahaha.

    See, you have to look at the situation for what it is. Facebook is on her side, but Turtleboy doesn’t sanction any comments, so you can say whatever you want on TBS. In addition, the Cheesehog has far more clout than her followers do. Obviously, we should focus on them. Her lickspittles are terrorizing a turtle rider right now (no, not me) – Didi posted where he works, etc. on Facebook and his family is getting threatened. Time to step in and help our side.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      April 16, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      Spoke first part of post into phone and it came out wrong. It should say: “This is what Didi said when someone asked where on Turtleboy’s site did they show pictures of her kid and where her kid lived.”

      i.e. Didi was called out on a lie, just as much as she said a white guy said her p***y smell like oxtails”, when no white guy until now knew that black people eat oxtails.

      Do the right thing. It’s on right now. She’s the vulnerable one. This should be easy.

  • Cd
    April 16, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    Didi is trying to ruin my life, shes having all people call my work, threatening my kids and family, telling everyone im racist and threatened her, telling all these lies and could cost me my career, all due to me calling her out for celebrating the death of the fallen yarmouth police officer. We have to stop her from destroying lives with her craziness and hate

    • Thomas Paine
      April 16, 2018 at 3:06 pm

      I’ve been reporting her posts continuously, but Facebook just responds that they don’t find anything that violates their terms of service.

      Facebook is on her side. So take a different route. Find out where she’s going to do anything and show up to ask questions. Record the whole thing, make her slip up and say racist stuff, then upload the video and share it.

    • GG
      April 16, 2018 at 3:09 pm

      Yes I reported that post and marked it as spam numerous times!  It’s disgusting she is allowed to do this to anyone! Especially with the hate she spews!  They need to look to the source!  I don’t understand how anyone on either side of the aisle can support someone like her!  Good luck to you!  I feel for you but it’s stories like yours that make it so the silent majority won’t stand up or remain anonymous.  The backlash for voicing your opinion no matter how right or wrong you are is too much for a regular joe!

      • msheadkracker
        April 16, 2018 at 4:58 pm

        You need to go higher up and file a restraining order on her, check and see what kind of charges, if any can be brought up. While youre at it, call dcf and let them know shes neglecting her daughter and driving around uninsured, without a license, without a carseat. Shes a piece of trash and needs taken out. You can also call Job and Family services in her area and repost the gofund me as income, hopefully she loses the section 8, food stamps and medicaid shes been leeching off the taxpayers her whole life. Shes not hesitating to get personal, do it right back and make her life harder. You cant post from a normal name with those kind of people, they are trashy piss ants and they will ruin your life. 

        • GG
          April 16, 2018 at 5:48 pm

          Your right!!!! CD should sooo do this!!

  • GG
    April 16, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    Didi is just ratchet on a whole new level!  I don’t see who could possibly beat her!  Everyone needs to go and mark all her posts as spam maybe give her a taste of her own medicine as I’m sure some of her mindless followers are responsible for getting the Facebook pages taken down!

  • Nantucekt Man
    April 16, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    I feel like Shelley Berman should be reentered based on new evidence.

  • M H
    April 16, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    That you came up with odds to win and advance is too effing funny! I think at the end of the day when people come to their senses, Genduso and Bibaud are going to be hard to beat.

  • Ralph Leroy Uphams
    April 16, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Lea Marie fucking rules. Best lap dance I ever got. We smoked up some crank and shot 3 beers each. This chick rules. Fuck DiDi Delgado, she has hemmoroids and is too ideological for me. Give me a chick with a nice glass pipe and a scanty neglige and I am sound as a pound. Lea Marie, will you marry me????!!!!! Swear, I will eat that coochie every single day until we both old and decrepit.

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