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Voting in round 2 of the final region of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness is complete. Here are the four who you have all advanced to the Sweet 16:
As you can see, Didi Delgado is a wagon. Both figuratively and literally. We’ve never, ever seen this sort of dominance before, defeating Dianne Williamson, who won 75% of the vote in her first round matchup. She is a heavy favorite (both literally and figuratively) to win the whole thing. Meanwhile Slavemaster Steve eeked out another incredibly close 4-5 matchup to face her. And down at the bottom our “pussy poppin” stripper from Revere will be matching up against Moby Trick.
Here are the your sweet 16 ladies and gentlemen:
Look, Didi is a huge (no pun intended) favorite because she’s such a terrible human being. She’s the ultimate ratchet villain, and we’ve never seen anything quite like her. But can she be beat? She’s gotta win four more, starting with a tough matchup with Slavemaster Steve. These are the Vegas betting lines to win the whole thing:
And these are the lines for each to emerge from their region:
Obviously anyone in Didi’s region is at a distinct disadvantage because they have the toughest road to the Final Four. The most wide open is the Cheesehog region, where the 1-4 seeds were all eliminated.
So who you got turtle riders? Can anyone take down Didi? The Sweet 16 will begin on Wednesday…..